Naomi Campbell in a bikini and other news

Tilda Swinton aims her androgynous powers at Donald Trump. She’s a woman, right? [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan is still sending coked out Tweets to Samantha Ronson. Hey, she misses the gargoyle penis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Elle MacPherson just blew some little kids’ minds. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ethan Hawke covers Hobo magazine. — Wait, Hobos can read? [Just Jared]

- Avril Lavigne rebounds with a billionaire. [Celebslam]

- Jessica Biel and Pete Wentz want to drown kids in water or something. Celebrities are weird. [PopSugar]

- Seth Green mugging video was to hawk Butterfingers. Now would be a good time to commit suicide, Seth. [The Blemish]

- Taylor Lautner’s publicist wants you to believe he’s dating Taylor Swift. [ICYDK]