Naomi Campbell dates royalty

January 30th, 2006 // 23 Comments

naomi-campbell-prince.jpgNaomi Campbell has hooked up with the Prince of Dubai, with the two of them vacationing in Sweden. They stayed at the Grand Hotel last week, which is the most expensive place in Stockholm. Additionally, the paparazzi over there almost caused them to run over some pedestrians. A source told Page Six:

On Wednesday night the two were snapped by paparazzi at the Plaza Club after “they had had a lot of drinks,” said our spy. The Swedish snappers sound just as reckless as the loose-cannon lensmen racing around L.A. in SUVs. Our source reported, “One Swedish photographer forced Naomi’s limousine to drive up on the sidewalk with his car, almost hitting two pedestrians.”

It’s always nice to read a story about Naomi Campbell that doesn’t involve head butting people or running through walls. Though I predict by next week we’ll hear about how Naomi Campbell head butted the Prince of Dubai and then ran through a wall. It’s what she does.

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  1. ESQ

    Seriously, who would date this chick? Lets look behind the fact she is hot, but she is a real bitch. She doesn’t seem to learn her lesson about proper procedures of using a phone. Well, I giess that is why she has to find someone that will tolerate in in another country.

  2. jujucabana

    i love naomi. did anybody here her album? great stuff. describes her to a T. she seems like an awesome fun person.

  3. CheekyChops

    JuJu, have you taken a sever blow to the head recently?

  4. Samson

    To answer your question: “who would date this chick?” Look at those lips man…any sane man would. yourself included.

  5. jujucabana

    cheeky, well that was cheeky of you to say wasnt it? haha. had to say that. i dunno. wouldnt you want to be there when she beat that girl with a telephone? thats some funny shit. and her rivalry with tyra banks. i dont know she always amuses me.

  6. Binky

    I guess the reasoning for the Dubai guy is beside the story in the ad ” Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World ”
    Royality ? Will Naomi finally be ‘on the wagon’ ? Well it beats the hamburger flipper Brooke Burke is seeing I guess.

  7. CoJo

    Who would date Naomi? Who would date the Prince of Dubai? Have you seen a photo of him??? Please…someone…I can’t find one online. Please post! He is sooo…it’s like Princes Di and whatshisface…Beauty and the beast…ehhhh

  8. Akapee

    This is a classic example of high-priced whoring. To call this “dating” demeans the word. Naomi is showing the world what high-priced prostitution is really like.

  9. Voice of Reason

    Hey – a typo!

  10. DEVO

    The time for pop culture terrorists to hijack the jet set is long, long overdue. Neutral Sweden, by allowing the oily dregs of the gene pool to splash against the storied crags of its scenic fjords, is complicit. Finland and Norway should invade; an Olso- or Helsinki-based junta is preferable to a DNA diktat issued from Stockholm or Malmo or Lund. Protestors of the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank, shift your activity to the United Nations! Put up your pickets and demand that sanctions be imposed on the Scandinavian ne’er do well!

    Regardless that we’re now privvy to another tale of The Prince and the Paparazzi — or because of it — we cogs must go into reverse, throwing an ideological monkey wrench into The System’s works.
    =========

    The question for all those
    Who should know much better
    But don’t:
    With your brains
    And your info
    And moola
    Why do you still blow it?

  11. The Prince of Dubai is actually a pretty cool guy. Well…at least he’s not as backward as all the rest over in that part of the world. I bet he’s dating her not just for the booty, but for popularity. I bet the day the pooparazzi ran him off the road was the happiest day of his life. I bet he’s hoping he can move on to Paris Hilton next, that would be the motherload.

    Here is a pic and a story about our Prince, http://www.forbes.com/free_forbes/2004/0315/092.html

  12. SuperSpence

    Let’s face it: Naomi Campbell was going after those pedestrians whether the paparazzi were around or not.

  13. Evil Kao Chiu

    Hey – you’ve corrected the typo!

  14. MortyFishbein

    Okay, he’s not oogly but he ain’t gonna eb on Top Model, either.

    I agree with Akapee (8), this is whoring at its best. I believe we should have a Fuck Off or something. A competition for sluts, prostitutes or closet-sluts to find out who can be the best.

    Based on what I’ve read, Naomi Campbell just won. You get that billionaire, girlfriend!

  15. ESQ

    I fuck him, just for the money though. I would also make him sign the same waiver Clay Aiken did with his little bf.

  16. hotnikkels

    Hey, could the almost hitting two pedestrians be less about the paparazzis and more about the “they had had a lot of drinks” part of the night? That or her uncontrollable rage.

  17. BlackMamba

    hmm….because of his blue blood his genitals might be blue? Naomi wants a change for good.

  18. HollyJ

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it a SIN for a Muslim to slam alcohol? And being the Prince in a Theocracy, isn’t he supposed to be the standard for everyone else? Isn’t having sex out of marriage (particularly with dumb egomaniacal pituitary giant women) also a sin?

  19. derekd

    Did they follow the trails of banana peels being thrown out the limo to follow them? She looks like a monkey to me.

  20. Jeremy1Esq

    She isnt even attractive. Whats the big deal.

  21. AmberDextrose

    This really does count as the poshest of Posh Wanks. He must be chuckling away to himself each time he biffs her.

    I expect he has diamond studded loo roll to wipe his royal cock on afterwards.

  22. Mo

    Actually she is not dating the Dubai prince it’s just a kid called Badr who happens to have money and his entourage tell everybody wherever they travel that he’s a prince to get a VIP treatment. They were together this week in Dubai at a night club called Boudoir. You can see their pics as well in NOVELLA magazine.

  23. Strawsonian

    Badr’s still busy on the self-publicity front. He’s supposed to be throwing Naomi a birthday party in Dubai this weekend. Even if true, though, it seems he’s more of a playboy than a prince.

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