Naomi Campbell beats her assistant

April 7th, 2006 // 21 Comments

Here’s the Naomi Campbell phone beating incident recreated through the magic of dolls. If they had actually shown this to Naomi and taped it, they probably could have gotten a recreation through the magic of Naomi Campbell beating the show producers to death with her fists. Although that’d be less of a recreation and more of a ‘Naomi Campbell charged with murder’ kind of thing.

Thanks to the delicious Stephanie for the tip.

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Comments (21)

  1. Nimuë LaMer | April 7, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  2. tits_on_snack | April 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    Bitch needs to be taken down a peg. I bet she’s not even tough, she’s just spoiled and used to getting her own way, and never had anybody actually come back at her with an elbow to the temple.

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  3. Italian Stallion | April 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    I wonder why Marc Anthony wasn’t holding his cock in this cartoon…….

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  4. Hara | April 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    How can you Negligently beat someone upside the head?

    I kind of feel like the people who made this had too much fun- Naomi ripping the shirt from the woman’s booby? Wrestling her in a bikini? I love her creepy, horror movie style entrances though. Models on cocaine should totally be in movies.

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  5. Binky | April 7, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    She fights like Barbie.

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  6. justlikehoney1 | April 7, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    This clip is bananas! LMAO!!!!! I love how she creeps up on the maid while she’s on the phone. LOL!!!!! This is the type of shit that having to be at work on a Friday afternoon with access to the internet was made for :D

    Another hillarious clip
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jamesbrown.html

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  7. Spindoc | April 7, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    That doll was prettier than Naomi

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  8. juicylips | April 7, 2006 at 4:45 pm

    that doll looks like grace jones

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  9. canucthis | April 7, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    why is it that I want to do the time with all self destructive super models? I am not sure if I would take her or Kate Moss……yeah Kate Moss….some blow a can of beans in a crack house and I am in there like swimwear!

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  10. saltpeanuts | April 7, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    Ya know, I really wish my penis was Naomi’s assistant.

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  11. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 7, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    Team America meets champagne, oxycontin, and washed up fashion hoss. Fuck Yeah!

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  12. gogoboots | April 7, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    That was awesome! The devil really DOES wear Prada!!! HAHAHAHHAHA!

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  13. CheekyChops | April 7, 2006 at 6:20 pm

    THAT is some funny shit!

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  14. mYslead | April 7, 2006 at 6:50 pm

    lmao looks more like a rape than anything else.

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  15. Kelly | April 7, 2006 at 7:34 pm

    Naomi is one crazy biach. Can’t wait till she gets hers.

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  16. sirokai | April 7, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    Simply put, the Smoking Gun rocks.

    As an aside, I’ve always been terrified of dolls and puppets. Now I will probably see images of this Naomi Campbell doll at night. I might not be able to sleep at all. :(

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  17. hafaball | April 7, 2006 at 10:01 pm

    The PIcture is gone! O.o Naomi Campbell’s a hacker!

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  18. HollyJ | April 7, 2006 at 10:01 pm

    You guys leave my mom alone.

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  19. derekd | April 8, 2006 at 2:25 am

    DIE CUNT DIE!!!!!!!!!!

    I usually don’t hit broads but this bitch really gets on my nerves.

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  20. slinkhard | April 8, 2006 at 10:39 am

    It’s the doll’s English accent that makes me laugh the most, for some reason.

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  21. junebug | April 9, 2006 at 4:42 am

    I can’t wait until she OD’s on blow so we can start to remember her as the awe inspiring, multi- talented, warm hearted philanthropist she really was.

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