Here’s the Naomi Campbell phone beating incident recreated through the magic of dolls. If they had actually shown this to Naomi and taped it, they probably could have gotten a recreation through the magic of Naomi Campbell beating the show producers to death with her fists. Although that’d be less of a recreation and more of a ‘Naomi Campbell charged with murder’ kind of thing.
Thanks to the delicious Stephanie for the tip.























Nimuë LaMer | April 7, 2006 at 4:08 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
tits_on_snack | April 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Bitch needs to be taken down a peg. I bet she’s not even tough, she’s just spoiled and used to getting her own way, and never had anybody actually come back at her with an elbow to the temple.
Italian Stallion | April 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm
I wonder why Marc Anthony wasn’t holding his cock in this cartoon…….
Hara | April 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm
How can you Negligently beat someone upside the head?
I kind of feel like the people who made this had too much fun- Naomi ripping the shirt from the woman’s booby? Wrestling her in a bikini? I love her creepy, horror movie style entrances though. Models on cocaine should totally be in movies.
Binky | April 7, 2006 at 4:15 pm
She fights like Barbie.
justlikehoney1 | April 7, 2006 at 4:20 pm
This clip is bananas! LMAO!!!!! I love how she creeps up on the maid while she’s on the phone. LOL!!!!! This is the type of shit that having to be at work on a Friday afternoon with access to the internet was made for :D
Another hillarious clip
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jamesbrown.html
Spindoc | April 7, 2006 at 4:38 pm
That doll was prettier than Naomi
juicylips | April 7, 2006 at 4:45 pm
that doll looks like grace jones
canucthis | April 7, 2006 at 4:54 pm
why is it that I want to do the time with all self destructive super models? I am not sure if I would take her or Kate Moss……yeah Kate Moss….some blow a can of beans in a crack house and I am in there like swimwear!
saltpeanuts | April 7, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Ya know, I really wish my penis was Naomi’s assistant.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 7, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Team America meets champagne, oxycontin, and washed up fashion hoss. Fuck Yeah!
gogoboots | April 7, 2006 at 6:05 pm
That was awesome! The devil really DOES wear Prada!!! HAHAHAHHAHA!
CheekyChops | April 7, 2006 at 6:20 pm
THAT is some funny shit!
mYslead | April 7, 2006 at 6:50 pm
lmao looks more like a rape than anything else.
Kelly | April 7, 2006 at 7:34 pm
Naomi is one crazy biach. Can’t wait till she gets hers.
sirokai | April 7, 2006 at 7:53 pm
Simply put, the Smoking Gun rocks.
As an aside, I’ve always been terrified of dolls and puppets. Now I will probably see images of this Naomi Campbell doll at night. I might not be able to sleep at all. :(
hafaball | April 7, 2006 at 10:01 pm
The PIcture is gone! O.o Naomi Campbell’s a hacker!
HollyJ | April 7, 2006 at 10:01 pm
You guys leave my mom alone.
derekd | April 8, 2006 at 2:25 am
DIE CUNT DIE!!!!!!!!!!
I usually don’t hit broads but this bitch really gets on my nerves.
slinkhard | April 8, 2006 at 10:39 am
It’s the doll’s English accent that makes me laugh the most, for some reason.
junebug | April 9, 2006 at 4:42 am
I can’t wait until she OD’s on blow so we can start to remember her as the awe inspiring, multi- talented, warm hearted philanthropist she really was.