Naomi Watts Looks Amazing
I can’t remember the last time, or even any time, when I’ve said, “Hey, you know who’s kind of hot? Naomi Watts.” So here she is at the London premiere of Diana last night which will now be the backdrop of a recurring fantasy where I make a charming joke equating Princess Di’s car crash with Naomi and I having intercourse that completely disarms her. So on that note, which works better: “I’ve had a few too many drinks. May I crash into your tunnel?” Or, “The Queen sent me to rear-end you.” Because I kind of like that last one. It’s ribald, but accurate.