Naomi Watts Looks Amazing

September 6th, 2013 // 18 Comments

I can’t remember the last time, or even any time, when I’ve said, “Hey, you know who’s kind of hot? Naomi Watts.” So here she is at the London premiere of Diana last night which will now be the backdrop of a recurring fantasy where I make a charming joke equating Princess Di‘s car crash with Naomi and I having intercourse that completely disarms her. So on that note, which works better: “I’ve had a few too many drinks. May I crash into your tunnel?” Or, “The Queen sent me to rear-end you.” Because I kind of like that last one. It’s ribald, but accurate.

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  1. You could flip “crash into your tunnel” around and say something like, “Would you like to suffer massive blunt force trauma on my concrete pillar?”

  2. Wow.
    Ray Donovan approves of this message.

  3. That was so sweet of her to wear a dress from the DeVry design students.

  4. brick

    Coincidentally I watched “The Impossible” yesterday. Even with chunks of skin missing she still looked awesome.

  5. dunkydoo

    Not as Princess Diana she doesn’t. Hate her for making this crapfest.

  6. Foaming Solvent

    Naomi Watts is very hot. Go find a picture of her with her shirt off — her nipples are practically prehensile.

  7. Fish, if you’ve never noticed how attractive a woman Naomi Watts is, you haven’t been paying attention to her career over the past 10+ years. She’s far better looking than most people in Hollywood.

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    I have a soft spot for Naomi Watts. For a celebrity quite normal, no urge for botox(Nicole,cough), healthy looking , MILF and can act while not giving the Douche vibe.

    • Browny

      She has had Botox and fillers but very very judiciously. Her lips and her forehead have been very subtlety done. Good work but work nevertheless.

    • Sorry I’m not a gay man where bitchiness is dna. I see beauty but not blind to the idiot females who go too far and enjoy the “Joker look” or same reaction to every emotion, too much fucken botox.

      • Browny

        Um, you might need to retread your work before submitting it because what you have written here is unclear.

        I merely stated a fact: Naomi has had very very good work done but work nevertheless. No judgement just fact.

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    Is that just her clothes, or does she have some weird North-by-Northeast-South-by-Southwest -thing going on?

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    She’s always been hotter than a roman candle with nips to chisel granite.

  11. You didn’t know Naomi Watts was hot? What planet are you living on? She’s always been one of the sexiest women in Hollywood.

  12. Robb7

    How much did they pay her to make that crap ass Lifetime movie?! That’s gonna bring her future gigs down to Winona Ryder level.

  13. Naomi Watts Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Diana World Premiere
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    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS STUNNING !!!! BONER ALERT. BONER ALERT!!!

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