Monday night Nancy Grace flashed what I’d say without a reasonable doubt was a nipple on Dancing With The Stars, except she’s adamantly asserting her innocence and has now taken to Twitter where she posted the above pic of her “Breast Petal” pasties along with claiming she wore an “industrial strength bra” because apparently Nancy Grace wants you to know her tits are the goddamn Hulk. Anyway, Casey Anthony laughing at the delicious irony aside, this is like me taping another man’s penis on top of my penis then going, “I don’t want people to see my penis.” Then again, there’s usually duct tape involved which hides a lot of the shaft, bad example. Can I start over?
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She should have held up a slice of salami with a wink and the sound of collective vomitting.
+1
Do you know what full figured means. FULL OF FAT!
The Duke Lacrosse players need to gang rape this whore in her fat ass.
Wow, what have got against the Duke Lacrosse players. Jeez.
With their Lacrosse sticks!
What have got against their sticks?
Sarah, what have got against typing the word “you” in your questions?
It would have been easier for her and made a lot more sense if she just said it’s the fault of the costume designers, which it is. She had to do a super fast dance and they put her of all people in a low cut dress. What did everyone think was going to happen?
It’s not the fault of the costume designer that Nancy has an aureola that is 5 inches in diameter.
areola.
stupid Firefox
Three pairs of pasties and still you didn’t cover the nips? This bitch has more than 2 nipples! Probably 3 on each tit. Somebody please give Nancy some duct tape before her overcooked roast beef gets exposed. Then we’ll have a real fall out on the superficial. “garcon, please bring me a plate setting”
The Christian mind (nipple) is a terrible thing to taste.
Only in america to people freak out this much over a boob. no wonder your teens get pregnant before college.
Ha! The joke’s on you. We don’t send those teens to college. Dumbass.
I don’t buy it. Under your thesis, a politician—a governor of a state, let’s say—who promotes abstinence-only education would wind up with an unwed daughter getting knocked up at 17. C’mon…has that ever happened?
Since when did nipple covers come with Montgomery glands (bumps on the areola)? Puh-leaze!! Own up to it.
She’d need two large cheese pizzas to cover those saggy nips.
Everyone knows CNN is a spanx free zone, now it looks like a bra free zone too.
She must have used the pepperoni pasties up. She only has these nude ones to show.
Really? Who cares???
“Whenever my man and I play “Hide the Salami” I wear these things. I ain’t letting no MAN touch MY nipples!”
Don’t you mean, “Hide the Pepperoni”?
Allow me to be the first to suggest it: Let’s call her TIT MOM.
ok if she didn’t want you to see them….why she is wearing a WOW t-shirt…..any Opie and anthony fan would buy it either….whip ‘em out honey
A boob is not a big deal, at all. Anyone with a reasonable sense of humor would laugh it off, stuff it back in, and take a bow. But I absolutely CHERISH the fact it’s a big deal to this horrible mean spirited woman. Karma loves cold hearted cunts!!!!!
disgusting woman who also spews nothing but bullshit on tv.
When is Casey Anthony going to appear front row in that audience while Nancy impresses us with her dancing? Now that would be appointment television!
I have no idea who this old hag is, but I do know no company says “Hey, lets make pasties that look like old pepperoni!”
Nice try Nance, but the other night those petals were just like Natalee Holloway: MISSING.
I know she’s lying but my penis is forcing me to believe her if I ever want it to work again.
99.9 percent of american celebs do not talk about these things……….
i hate this bitch, the world would be better off without this cunt
Worst. Damage Control. Ever.
with big fat wrinkly titties, it doesn’t matter if there is a pastie or not… wear more clothes you fat loudmouth cunt… you are not Jennifer Lopez(someone we want to watch dance) your are Porky Pig’s ugly inbred ex wife
Yo aun necesito leer mas sobre este tema para poder seleccionar la opcion mas acorde para mi. Actualmente busco informacion sobre lo que comentan de la “dieta dominguera”.