Nancy Grace Was Wearing Nipple Pasties That Look Exactly Like Nipples

Monday night Nancy Grace flashed what I’d say without a reasonable doubt was a nipple on Dancing With The Stars, except she’s adamantly asserting her innocence and has now taken to Twitter where she posted the above pic of her “Breast Petal” pasties along with claiming she wore an “industrial strength bra” because apparently Nancy Grace wants you to know her tits are the goddamn Hulk. Anyway, Casey Anthony laughing at the delicious irony aside, this is like me taping another man’s penis on top of my penis then going, “I don’t want people to see my penis.” Then again, there’s usually duct tape involved which hides a lot of the shaft, bad example. Can I start over?

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