Good Morning, Nabilla Benattia, And Other News

January 22nd, 2013 // 39 Comments

- Mrs. Garret: The Anti-Kelly Preston [Dlisted]

- James Franco wrote a poem for Obama’s inauguration? Welcome to the exact moment I wish Mitt Romney won. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shia LaBeouf showed up to Sundance looking as douchey as you expected. [Just Jared]

- An Ode To Yoga Pants [theCHIVE]

- Chris Brown got “swatted” and not in the way he likes by another man wielding a leather shoe. [Gossip Cop]

- Obama‘s second term should go over well with old white people. [BuzzFeed]

- Jenna Dewan won’t stop looking awesome pregnant. [Popoholic]

- Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are sending each other secret messages via songs now. Oh Jesus Christ… [TooFab]

- Johanna Lundback is probably the hottest thing you’ll see all day. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Amanda Seyfried as a porn star, anyone? [FilmDrunk]

- Katie Price topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Games of Thrones: Season 3 has a new trailer. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Upskirt? Where I’ve been, we don’t worry about upskirt.”

  2. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “So tell me about that whole socialist thing over there, sounds tight”

  3. Burt

    With the amount of cosmetic surgery she’s already had, I guarantee that face and body aren’t going to age gracefully.

  4. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God, white trash and douche bags do exist outside of USA?
    Call me old , pull up your god damn pants and tie your shoes! My grandma could rob you (Gen Y dude) and get away.

  5. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    I would let her
    Commented on this photo:

    “If my giant fake tits don’t get them thinking about sex…. this condom looking hat sure will!”

  6. Cock Dr

    Needs bigger earrings….those aren’t large enough for a proper parrot perch.

    • She made off with those from the band department’s percussion section.

      “Crap, I need some earrings to complete this outfit…. Cymbals? No. Maracas? No. Triagle? Yes! Jackpot.”

  7. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs bigger earrings.

  8. Moo Cow Hunter

    Johanna Lundback is HOT. I love her no matter what evil causes she might advocate. Clubbing baby seals to death, pronouncing the “H” in “herbs”, abstinence… no wait, I take that back.

    • swg

      Totally on the same page.

      She just went to the number 1 spot on my To-kidnap-list.

      Johanna: I have the best “room” reserved for you in my basement.

  9. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Jackie
    Commented on this photo:

    Not famous.

  10. Nice dinner bell earrings. “COME AND GET IT!” I’m sure there’s plenty to go around.

  11. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Commented on this photo:

    Ding-a-ling-a-ling! You kids come git yer DINNER!

  12. Devilish Diva

    Is Nabilla Benattia a Euro version of Courtney Stodden?

  13. You should just name these things “Good morning random Mediterranean Hooker!” and then put the photo carousel up.

  14. USDA Prime McBeef

    Boob attractiveness is more of a gaussian function than an exponential one.

  15. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, there’s gonna be a ho down!

  16. cc

    She’s as cheap as flank steak but, like flank steak, a good pounding could still lead to a satisfactory conclusion.

  17. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Devast
    Commented on this photo:

    Its like she is a combination of Lohan, Kardashian, and Snooki all rolled into one. One skank to rule them all.

  18. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    AJ
    Commented on this photo:

    who is this?

  19. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Ida Smackter
    Commented on this photo:

    Great tits.

  20. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Vanessa Hudgens has had some work done I see.

  21. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    trash

  22. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Edvard Munch
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot Damn

  23. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she sounds like a wind chime when you bang her.

  24. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Shemp
    Commented on this photo:

    The dress is hot as hell, as are her chubby thighs.

    It’s the harmonica-holder earrings that are ridiculous…

  25. anonym

    Looks like no one told her those aviators make her retarded face look even more retarded.

  26. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    I need this toque !!

  27. David Taipoche

    In USA you Have Douchebags and redneck, In France we have now Douchenecks.

  28. ...

    Nabila is a star of French television. But she is often criticized

  29. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    james
    Commented on this photo:

    a vulgar prostitute from france nothing else, fake too much surgery ! before the surgery she was so ugly ! only 20 years old crazy, she acts like a hoe. She said in france “i only want a man with a lot of money” ! bitchhhhh she’s probably moroccan !

  30. Nabilla Benattia Tight Black Minidress Les Anges De La Tele-Realite
    craig
    Commented on this photo:

    how much for this prostitute?? not look like a real french??? her name sound like shes arabian and not french ! so ugly girl probably a porn star

  31. lilou

    Je suis française ! Et cette fille ne représente en rien la France ! Elle nous fais honte !Tous le monde la deteste !

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