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“Upskirt? Where I’ve been, we don’t worry about upskirt.”
“So tell me about that whole socialist thing over there, sounds tight”
With the amount of cosmetic surgery she’s already had, I guarantee that face and body aren’t going to age gracefully.
Thank God, white trash and douche bags do exist outside of USA?
Call me old , pull up your god damn pants and tie your shoes! My grandma could rob you (Gen Y dude) and get away.
She ain’t white, she is an algerian immigrate. Don’t mistake her with a real French girl.
“If my giant fake tits don’t get them thinking about sex…. this condom looking hat sure will!”
Needs bigger earrings….those aren’t large enough for a proper parrot perch.
She made off with those from the band department’s percussion section.
“Crap, I need some earrings to complete this outfit…. Cymbals? No. Maracas? No. Triagle? Yes! Jackpot.”
Needs bigger earrings.
Johanna Lundback is HOT. I love her no matter what evil causes she might advocate. Clubbing baby seals to death, pronouncing the “H” in “herbs”, abstinence… no wait, I take that back.
Totally on the same page.
She just went to the number 1 spot on my To-kidnap-list.
Johanna: I have the best “room” reserved for you in my basement.
Not famous.
Nice dinner bell earrings. “COME AND GET IT!” I’m sure there’s plenty to go around.
Ding-a-ling-a-ling! You kids come git yer DINNER!
Is Nabilla Benattia a Euro version of Courtney Stodden?
You should just name these things “Good morning random Mediterranean Hooker!” and then put the photo carousel up.
Boob attractiveness is more of a gaussian function than an exponential one.
I agree? I only commented because you said “boobs”
Oh look, there’s gonna be a ho down!
She’s as cheap as flank steak but, like flank steak, a good pounding could still lead to a satisfactory conclusion.
Its like she is a combination of Lohan, Kardashian, and Snooki all rolled into one. One skank to rule them all.
who is this?
Great tits.
Vanessa Hudgens has had some work done I see.
trash
Hot Damn
I bet she sounds like a wind chime when you bang her.
The dress is hot as hell, as are her chubby thighs.
It’s the harmonica-holder earrings that are ridiculous…
Looks like no one told her those aviators make her retarded face look even more retarded.
I need this toque !!
In USA you Have Douchebags and redneck, In France we have now Douchenecks.
Nabila is a star of French television. But she is often criticized
a vulgar prostitute from france nothing else, fake too much surgery ! before the surgery she was so ugly ! only 20 years old crazy, she acts like a hoe. She said in france “i only want a man with a lot of money” ! bitchhhhh she’s probably moroccan !
She’s not moroccan but half italian half algerian…
At least morocan women do not need plastic surgery they are naturally beautiful
being moroccan has nothing to do with it! that is so offensive for moroccan people!
she is not a prostitute and a porn star f**k you
how much for this prostitute?? not look like a real french??? her name sound like shes arabian and not french ! so ugly girl probably a porn star
she is not a porn star !!! f**k you! don’t judge people if you don’t know her