Mystery Man

More than one person has written in regarding the similarities between Paris Hilton’s escort and Tara Reid’s escort. They both have the same horrible taste in fashion, they both have dumpy looking faces, and they both have a weird fascination with ugly white hats. They look similar enough, but I just can’t tell if they’re the same person or not. If anybody out there has any information regarding this mystery man, please let us know. Personally, I’m hoping that he’s some high end male escort that stars hire when they’re really in the mood for sex with a gorilla man.

*UPDATE: Apparently, gorrila man is a mutual friend of both Paris Hilton and Tara Reid. I guess that sort of explains it, though I’m still going with my male prostitute idea.