Myla Sinanaj Got Plastic Surgery To Look Like Kim Kardashian, It Didn’t Work

October 4th, 2013 // 112 Comments

We now know Myla Sinanaj only made $10,000 for her sex tape which makes it all the more hilarious that she spent all of it on plastic surgery to make herself look like Kim Kardashian. Although, in her defense, she was smart enough to go, “No, no, keep the cellulite.” On that note, Wikipedia just informed me Myla’s real first name is Fatmire, so we’re done here. You’re out of your mind if you think I’m following that.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Man the harpoons.

  2. She will be a 10 to most rappers. They love our fatty’s.

    • married dude from LA

      most hip hop artists have no standards- they don’t mind cheap looking fat girls with tacky tattoos

    • Deacon Jones

      AGREED.

      Dump her in the hood and hit the gas.

      • Moley Russell's Wart

        Hey Zimmerman, Nugent, and O’reilly, I don’t know why you guys hang out here, but just go ahead and drop the euphemisms and say “Niggers”, ’cause you’re not fooling anybody.

  3. jk

    it’s an old joke, not even mine, but worth repeating:

    Kris Humphries definitely has a type, and that type is: ethnic manatee.

  4. guest

    LOL.. She wasted her time and money. Fatmire looks the exact same, she is a chubby girl and is struggling with a fat girl complex. Her legs are huge.

    • That’s because lipo is ideally for those stubborn patches of fat cell deposits that still remain after the overall weight loss. It’s meant for cleanup, it’s not a substitute weight loss program because you just can’t put down the fork and hit the gym.

      • William K. Alsop

        i agree, she’s obviously lazy,(just looks at her body pre and post surgery), she didn’t want to eat right and go to the gym and the result was obesity. Lipo is supposed to be after you lose the weight and it takes care of the stubborn fat patches. She seems to have used lipo as a substitute to exercise and healthy diet. SHe still is really overweight. I feel bad for her.

      • Griefer

        Nailed it. Diet and exercise for at least a year. Then you can see what needs fixing.

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    Cock Dr
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    I do see some similarities.

  6. somebody

    Fatmire! Ha! Was the name Shitlump already taken?

    • MR. SINANAJ: Bad news, honey. The name Shitlump is already taken.
      MRS. SINANAJ: Did you check on LardBag?
      MR. SINANAJ: You know I did. Also taken.
      MRS. SINANAJ: Hmmmmm…….Fatmire?
      MR. SINANAJ: High Five.

  7. The Most Interesting

    Doonesbury’s Uncle Duke: “But I don’t work with Albanians and children and pets are extra.”

    Words to live by.

  8. Myla Sinanaj ‏@NYAngel24 18 Sep
    A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep. ~Vernon Howard
    Myla Sinanaj ‏@NYAngel24 24 Sep
    whos watching @InsideEdition right now?They are airing my makeover surgery with @nycplasticsurg and @DrShawnSadri
    Myla Sinanaj ‏@NYAngel24 24 Sep
    aww thank you XO RT @zeeteely @NYAngel24 you looked so beautiful on inside edition, I am a fan now
    Myla Sinanaj ‏@NYAngel24 13h
    thank you everyone for the support. Keep in mind its only been about 2weeks so im still swollen and recovering.

    Yeah, absolutely no approval needed there. Nope. None at all.

    • somebody

      well done

      • Gina Rodriguez ‏@GRMediaFirm 23 Sep
        9/24 See how amazing Myla Sinanaj looks after cosmetic surgery makeover on @InsideEdition | @NYAngel24 @nycplasticsurg @DrShawnSadri
        Retweeted by Myla Sinanaj

        Retweeted by Myla Sinanaj

    • Twitter’s a fucking goldmine for hypocrisy, self-delusion and general asshattery, isn’t it? But does it do anything else?

      • Other than point out the hypocrisy, self-delusion and general asshattery faster than it would normally take, and in exactly, or slightly under, 140 characters?

        No.

    • married dude from LA

      what a hypocrite Miss Sinaj is, first she bashed Kim K’s plastic surgery, then gets some of the same procedures.
      Sad thing is that her body still looks awful for hollywood standards.
      I don’t know if she’ll ever be happy. She said that she’d be happy if the results were like Kim K’s and obviously the results are not, so I guess she’ll never be happy.
      Sorry, the real world is cruel and if you put yourself out there, be prepared to be judged, especially if your physical appearance is less than perfect as is yours even after your surgery.

  9. guest

    I can’t believe she did a sex tape with a stranger for chump change. Then has unsuccessful plastic surgery to remain an unknown, no one is interested in Fatmire. These pictures from Jersey Shore beach are awful. Does she have any friends or family?

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    guest
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    Her body looks like a sack of potatoes then and now.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    The saddest words to ever appear on the internet: “Got plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian”.

  12. no standards

    I like fat chicks. But then again, I have no standards.

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    guest
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl is a complete idiot!!

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    guest
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO!! She looks awful. Who let her do a photoshoot at the beach looking like a beach whale?

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    skyler l
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    omg, gross, pre- and post-surgery

  16. DICE

    I would hit it.

  17. Myla Sinanaj Bikini Before And After Plastic Surgery Photos
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok, I think that’s about enough. Someone who works here will be to see you shortly, I have to get back to restocking the soda machines.”

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    Grant Jellick
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    this body is the product of an inactive lifestyle and eating bad food.
    All she had to do was get some discipline and work out/eat right.
    This is the typical north american body where couch potatoes and fast food dominate

  19. I just don’t see it, where’s the before and after? Was that guy a doctor or one of those new age hippie idiots with magic crystals? That’s it, moved a glowing rock over her ethnic manatee frame and it convinced her she now looks radically different reborn from a z-list nobody to a y-list attention whore no one knows ‘y’ is even continuing to be important now or ever was.

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    Commented on this photo:

    This tattoo is ever worse than the first one.

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    Joshua Irvine
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    is this post surgery? She still has a long way to go. Sorry , it’s true, especially if she wants to be in the entertainment business. There are way too many gorgeous women out there to compete with that have amazing bodies

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    Laila Amin
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    sorry, not good. Personally, I don’t think she looks much improved after her surgery. Still needs to lose about 40 lbs. She should have lost the weight first by dieting and exercise THEN had lipo after to fine tune her body. No way can she compete with Kim K. Kim K still looks better post-baby.
    This girl needs to go to the gym and diet. Lots of cardio with light weights and cut the carbs.

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    Luca Antonucci
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    still overweight, no comparison to Kim

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    mr.mom in atlanta
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    is this before or after surgery? I still see alot of rolls happening

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    William K. Alsop
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    lmfaooo,ahahahahahaha

  26. William K. Alsop

    you all are so mean. I actually feel sorry for her. She has an identity crisis. I don’t think anyone will except her in the entertainment business because she has tried to make a name off of gossip, airing out people’s dirty laundry, gossip and attempting to create her image after someone else.
    What does she have going for her and what does she have to offer that will make her a superstar? What does she have that is of interest? nothing really

    • So we’re all so mean for pointing out that the plastic surgery didn’t turn her into Kim Kardashian, but you’re a shining humanitarian for concluding that she has nothing to offer that will ever make her interesting?

      Good to know where the line is.

    • Oh, fuck her and her shallow dreams. If your life is that fucking empty, either get some serious psychological help or remove yourself from the gene pool.

  27. married dude from LA

    sack of potatoes before and after surgery

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I haven’t shot a harpoon in a while, but if you insist…

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    northern canuck
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    lmao, this woman is not even comparable.

  30. cc

    Next week she’s schedule for the surgery that will make her look like a manatee (basically just dying her skin gray)

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    who said McKay
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    fat girl complex…

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    frenchie fan
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    def. has a long way to go , in the meantime, needs to lose alot of weight and tone up

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    Meshuggah Tits
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    It would be way more realistic if the water were yellow.

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    tabloidsrus
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    such acreepy, Kim K obsessed fan.
    Is this after surgery or before? if after, you should get your $back

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    winter haven
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    its pics like these that motivate me to keep working hard at the gym and keep my diet clean to stay fit.
    I would never want to get like this.thanks for the motivation Myla

  36. pineapple caramel latte

    Playboy or Victoria’s Secret won’t be calling her anytime soon

  37. Deacon Jones

    So where are the “after” pictures?

  38. So she wanted look like Kim when Kim was pregnant?

  39. Man her ass is big as my truck–I’d hit it.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG it’s Kim Kardashian rockin a little baby weight!

  41. snowboarder addict1

    not much of a difference, i’m not impressed

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    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    Personally I think she looks BANGIN! Only real men can handle all that woman!

  43. Ryan

    Bad luck, surgeon thought she said Rob Kardashian.

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    BigDaddy
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    I thought that was Kim.

  45. Marie

    I encourage you all to google Naya Rivera. she’s a skinny version of Kim and with fake tits. she’s even engaged to a rapper as we speak.

  46. guest

    This woman clearly has some serious mental issues and she has a scary obsession with Kim Kardashian. Why didn’t she eat right and work out to lose weight? Whoever paid for her plastic surgery wasted their money, because this young woman looks like she never had any plastic surgery and she is very out of shape to be so young.

    • Yana Soutre-Kim

      i agree, i think she didn’t want to take the time and hard work to get in shape and lose weight by dieting in exercise.
      Seems her main focus is to quickly try to get rich and famous quick and lipo/plastic surgery procedures are her way to try to do this. Oh, and also by always attaching her name to Kim Kardashian.
      SHe’s such a pathetic girl.And her results certainly have not even made her look like Kim K. SHe has a long way to go.

  47. I don’t get the comments. I think it worked all too well. I don’t know what “it” is, because I don’t see any difference, but then, I also don’t see much difference with Kim.
    Perhaps a shawl around her hips would shut up all the nay-sayers?

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    Derek
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    They didnt implant a black cock into her mouth?

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    Those thighs could feed the entire continent of Africa for a good year or so. Yikes. She can’t honestly think she looks good!

    • Yana Soutre-Kim

      i think it’s her thighs and mid-section that I can’t get over- and she says they lipo-d her stomach and thighs? I see a bit of a change in the fat rolls in her mid-section, but other than that, she is still really overweight and un-toned.

  50. anonym

    it’s called exercise, bitch

    • Jensen texan

      exactly, it’s called the gym- hard work, dedication,motivation
      oh, and stop eating crap and keep active. Maybe if she spent less time on twitter and more time doing active things.

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