Myla Dalbesio’s Topless Mermaid Photoshoot

Sports Illustrated linked up with Myla Dalbesio here for a photoshoot where she holds her boobs atop some big ass rocks. Fortunately for you folks, our photo sleuths have fantastic long-range lenses and were able to capture some full on titty action. Think of it as a behind the scenes/behind the arms look at Myla Dalbesio’s topless tatas. I can cram in some more creamy SEO words, but I’ll just let those milk sacks speak for themselves…

Also…

One of the Pussycat Dolls is claiming that she quit the group because it was a prostitution ring… other members claim she’s just thirsty. [PageSix]

Penelope Cruz in lingerie sound enticing? [DrunkenStepfather]

Kelly Clarkson doesn’t give a shit if you think she’s fat. [Celebuzz]

Are you into royal babies? Kate Middleton has a slight pooch of a baby bump and that’s news I guess. [Perez]

Is this bounty hunting YouTube series a fake? I’ve never seen someone so casually get tased… [HHMW]

Tomorrow Bob and Harvey Weinstein are scheduled to have a screaming match over who fired who. [TMZ]

I guess it’s a thing now to make people blow each other in their wedding photos. [WarpedSpeed]