Anyone remember R&B singer Mýa? Me either. Which is why I posted her here in a bikini so you can remember Mýa all over again. But, this time, way more assier. It’s Christmas* in July! God bless us, everyone.
*Or Chanukah, Kwanzaa, etc. depending on your faith. In my case: Strippers and Eggnog Day. I’m Orthodox like that.
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Jack Sparrow | July 7, 2008 at 2:11 pm
She appears to have lost her greencard…
Jack Sparrow | July 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Frist!!!
tp | July 7, 2008 at 2:14 pm
butter face…
Andrew Dice Clay | July 7, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I fucked her.
twzzlrgirl | July 7, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Yuck…fish, you are scraping the bottom of the bikini barrel. Her body is not hot and her face is, well, also not hot.
More pictures of that asshole A-Rod, ASAP (alliteration is cool).
Twizz.
blp | July 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I remember that one hit wonder. Face hasn’t aged well.
mer | July 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Please just post pictures of white girls. Thanks.
Barely Stearn | July 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Uhh…think this one is “tucking”…
I have to agree with #7. In fact, let’s limit it to white and British OR anyone ever hired by Eliot Spitzer.
sexy goat | July 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
What is E.T. short for?
Because he only has little legs.
atom | July 7, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I have a question. Who is the paparazzi following this nobody? Has she hired them herself perhaps?
Famous Plastic | July 7, 2008 at 2:26 pm
“Little in the middle, but baby got back…”
-Sir Mixalot
She looks cute :)
Deva | July 7, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Well, now I see the reason why my monitor suddenly began to smell like shit.
momo | July 7, 2008 at 2:34 pm
what she packing?
ph7 | July 7, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Brown sugar!
FuturePapparazzi | July 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’ve seen her in person, and she’s about 4’5. She would be a more suitable match for Verne Troyer!
FuturePapparazzi | July 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’ve seen her in person, and she’s about 4’5. She would be a more suitable match for Verne Troyer!
FuturePapparazzi | July 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’ve seen her in person, and she’s about 4’5. She would be a more suitable match for Verne Troyer!
Deacon Jones | July 7, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Hmm, Im torn between this girl. Id definitely let her suck my dick, but man, that left ass cheek is looking rough in pic 5. And she looks like she has a major fucking afro going on under those panties, pew whee
jane | July 7, 2008 at 2:39 pm
her bikini top is ALMOST unhooked with my mental abilities.
I hate you | July 7, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I think I’ll make cookies.
BM | July 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
um… what the heck happened to her nose???? it never used to look like that… are u sure this is her?
numbers | July 7, 2008 at 2:41 pm
twenty-second
M | July 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Hey Guys!!
Check this out- On June 28th I saw the amazing singer Holly Rae performing at the Dubb Car Show. I think it’s one of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time. She’s so talented!!!! She’s got more shows coming up in San Diego – JULY 12, Los Angeles – AUGUST 3, HOUSTON – AUGUST 23 and San Jose – AUGUST 31.
Trust me guys, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT!!
Visit her blog: http://hollyrae-music.blogspot.com/
check out her new beautiful song “Off The Meter” on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXbPmyugQ5s
Have fun…
havoc | July 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm
We’ve got bush!
gah….
.
The Rock Hussein Osama | July 7, 2008 at 2:54 pm
She’s let herself go, but still hittable.
beefytee | July 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm
major nose job, or is that a different Mya?
Rodney King | July 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Can’t we all just get along? Ebony and ivory … perfect harmony …?
sportsdvl | July 7, 2008 at 3:00 pm
She is fat.
M | July 7, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Hey Guys!!
Check this out- On June 28th I saw the amazing coprophiliac Holly Rae performing “Eat my Feces” LIVE at the Dubb Car Show. I think it’s one of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time–she ingested at least FIFTY TWO POUNDS OF SHIT! She’s so talented–you should see her in the Tijuana donkey show as well!!!! She’s got more shows coming up in San Diego – JULY 12, Los Angeles – AUGUST 3, HOUSTON – AUGUST 23 and San Jose – AUGUST 31.
Trust me guys, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT–this trick loves bukake, and taking it anally by anything from horses to oxen.
Visit her blog: http://hollyrae-music.blogspot.com/
check out her new beautiful song “Dirty, Dirt Skeet Skeeter” on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXbPmyugQ5s
Have fun watching this anal filthbag perform felatio on midgets, animals, and dead babies!
mofoghetto | July 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Her butt is like WHOAH!
mofoghetto | July 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Her butt is like WHOAH!
lloyd johnson | July 7, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Robert Acquafresca | July 7, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I find Serena Williams body to be awesome but there is nothing attractive about a flat chested black chick with a big ass and a well below average face. This girl will only get uglier.
FACE | July 7, 2008 at 3:08 pm
This chick is fine. If she was white, half you limp dick faggots would be raving about how hot she is.
FACE | July 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
She isnt as fine as she used to be – but definately doable.
Sid | July 7, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Her ass is so fat and smelly, even the bikini liner is trying to escape.
Deacon Jones | July 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm
@34
That’s an oxymoron isn’t it?
fuck you all | July 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm
This is almost as exciting as that time the raccoon got stuck in the copier
honey | July 7, 2008 at 3:19 pm
She looks beautiful. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site “”"”"”"NYwealthyMatch.c o m”"”"”" last week.
It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
honey | July 7, 2008 at 3:20 pm
She looks beautiful. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site “”"”"”"NYwealthyMatch.c o m”"”"”" last week.
It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
coffeebean | July 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I can’t decide if she has more fat in her ass or her lips.
rumble grumble gurgle roar | July 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
real bush is good. nothing wrong with being natural…and so bangable.
veggi | July 7, 2008 at 3:25 pm
So, other than having a fat ass, chocolate thunder thighs, and a GIANT mound, what is this mudgirl “famous” for, again?
HuckyDucky | July 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Her face is like *hurl*
Her ass is like *hurl*
A | July 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
thank you I have been looking for new pics of Mya because she is gorgeous and her body is perfect. All of you wanting to see skinny white blonde haired toothpicks don’t know what a real women looks like when you see them. You people are ignorant racists.
Kristin | July 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Mya is half white you dumb asses.
HuckyDucky | July 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Her face is like *hurl*
Her ass is like *hurl*
beachgoer | July 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm
*BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM*
“Look out! Here comes Mya! Get out of the way!”
*BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM*
(*two people duck away*)
“Wow, that was close! How did you know she was coming – was it the stampeding sound?”
“Yeah, that and the smell.”
Kathleen | July 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm
She looks different and she’s a little wide, but she’s still a babe.
She was in Lady Marmalade, had a few hit songs, apparently put out a CD in 2007 (although it seems nobody heard it), and she also had a brief appearance in the movie Chicago.
She certainly doesn’t scream A-list but neither does Titsdale or Monfag.
mensa | July 7, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Superficial Writer, I am seriously not coming back here anymore if all you are going to post is bikini pics.