Mýa in a bikini

July 7th, 2008 // 109 Comments

Anyone remember R&B singer Mýa? Me either. Which is why I posted her here in a bikini so you can remember Mýa all over again. But, this time, way more assier. It’s Christmas* in July! God bless us, everyone.

*Or Chanukah, Kwanzaa, etc. depending on your faith. In my case: Strippers and Eggnog Day. I’m Orthodox like that.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Jack Sparrow

    She appears to have lost her greencard…

  2. Jack Sparrow

    Frist!!!

  3. tp

    butter face…

  4. Andrew Dice Clay

    I fucked her.

  5. twzzlrgirl

    Yuck…fish, you are scraping the bottom of the bikini barrel. Her body is not hot and her face is, well, also not hot.

    More pictures of that asshole A-Rod, ASAP (alliteration is cool).

    Twizz.

  6. blp

    I remember that one hit wonder. Face hasn’t aged well.

  7. mer

    Please just post pictures of white girls. Thanks.

  8. Barely Stearn

    Uhh…think this one is “tucking”…

    I have to agree with #7. In fact, let’s limit it to white and British OR anyone ever hired by Eliot Spitzer.

  9. sexy goat

    What is E.T. short for?
    Because he only has little legs.

  10. atom

    I have a question. Who is the paparazzi following this nobody? Has she hired them herself perhaps?

  11. “Little in the middle, but baby got back…”
    -Sir Mixalot

    She looks cute :)

  12. Deva

    Well, now I see the reason why my monitor suddenly began to smell like shit.

  13. momo

    what she packing?

  14. ph7

    Brown sugar!

  15. FuturePapparazzi

    I’ve seen her in person, and she’s about 4’5. She would be a more suitable match for Verne Troyer!

  16. FuturePapparazzi

    I’ve seen her in person, and she’s about 4’5. She would be a more suitable match for Verne Troyer!

  17. FuturePapparazzi

    I’ve seen her in person, and she’s about 4’5. She would be a more suitable match for Verne Troyer!

  18. Deacon Jones

    Hmm, Im torn between this girl. Id definitely let her suck my dick, but man, that left ass cheek is looking rough in pic 5. And she looks like she has a major fucking afro going on under those panties, pew whee

  19. jane

    her bikini top is ALMOST unhooked with my mental abilities.

  20. I hate you

    I think I’ll make cookies.

  21. BM

    um… what the heck happened to her nose???? it never used to look like that… are u sure this is her?

  22. numbers

    twenty-second

  23. M

    Hey Guys!!
    Check this out- On June 28th I saw the amazing singer Holly Rae performing at the Dubb Car Show. I think it’s one of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time. She’s so talented!!!! She’s got more shows coming up in San Diego – JULY 12, Los Angeles – AUGUST 3, HOUSTON – AUGUST 23 and San Jose – AUGUST 31.
    Trust me guys, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT!!
    Visit her blog: http://hollyrae-music.blogspot.com/
    check out her new beautiful song “Off The Meter” on youtube:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXbPmyugQ5s
    Have fun…

  24. havoc

    We’ve got bush!

    gah….

    .

  25. The Rock Hussein Osama

    She’s let herself go, but still hittable.

  26. beefytee

    major nose job, or is that a different Mya?

  27. Rodney King

    Can’t we all just get along? Ebony and ivory … perfect harmony …?

  28. M

    Hey Guys!!
    Check this out- On June 28th I saw the amazing coprophiliac Holly Rae performing “Eat my Feces” LIVE at the Dubb Car Show. I think it’s one of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time–she ingested at least FIFTY TWO POUNDS OF SHIT! She’s so talented–you should see her in the Tijuana donkey show as well!!!! She’s got more shows coming up in San Diego – JULY 12, Los Angeles – AUGUST 3, HOUSTON – AUGUST 23 and San Jose – AUGUST 31.
    Trust me guys, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT–this trick loves bukake, and taking it anally by anything from horses to oxen.

    Visit her blog: http://hollyrae-music.blogspot.com/
    check out her new beautiful song “Dirty, Dirt Skeet Skeeter” on youtube:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXbPmyugQ5s
    Have fun watching this anal filthbag perform felatio on midgets, animals, and dead babies!

  29. mofoghetto

    Her butt is like WHOAH!

  30. mofoghetto

    Her butt is like WHOAH!

  31. lloyd johnson

    Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
    Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
    Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
    Creole lady Marmalade

  32. Robert Acquafresca

    I find Serena Williams body to be awesome but there is nothing attractive about a flat chested black chick with a big ass and a well below average face. This girl will only get uglier.

  33. FACE

    This chick is fine. If she was white, half you limp dick faggots would be raving about how hot she is.

  34. FACE

    She isnt as fine as she used to be – but definately doable.

  35. Sid

    Her ass is so fat and smelly, even the bikini liner is trying to escape.

  36. Deacon Jones

    @34

    That’s an oxymoron isn’t it?

  37. fuck you all

    This is almost as exciting as that time the raccoon got stuck in the copier

  38. honey

    She looks beautiful. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site “”"”"”"NYwealthyMatch.c o m”"”"”" last week.
    It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  39. honey

    She looks beautiful. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site “”"”"”"NYwealthyMatch.c o m”"”"”" last week.
    It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  40. coffeebean

    I can’t decide if she has more fat in her ass or her lips.

  41. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    real bush is good. nothing wrong with being natural…and so bangable.

  42. veggi

    So, other than having a fat ass, chocolate thunder thighs, and a GIANT mound, what is this mudgirl “famous” for, again?

  43. HuckyDucky

    Her face is like *hurl*
    Her ass is like *hurl*

  44. A

    thank you I have been looking for new pics of Mya because she is gorgeous and her body is perfect. All of you wanting to see skinny white blonde haired toothpicks don’t know what a real women looks like when you see them. You people are ignorant racists.

  45. Kristin

    Mya is half white you dumb asses.

  46. HuckyDucky

    Her face is like *hurl*
    Her ass is like *hurl*

  47. beachgoer

    *BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM*

    “Look out! Here comes Mya! Get out of the way!”

    *BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM**BOOM* *BOOM*

    (*two people duck away*)

    “Wow, that was close! How did you know she was coming – was it the stampeding sound?”

    “Yeah, that and the smell.”

  48. Kathleen

    She looks different and she’s a little wide, but she’s still a babe.

    She was in Lady Marmalade, had a few hit songs, apparently put out a CD in 2007 (although it seems nobody heard it), and she also had a brief appearance in the movie Chicago.
    She certainly doesn’t scream A-list but neither does Titsdale or Monfag.

  49. mensa

    Superficial Writer, I am seriously not coming back here anymore if all you are going to post is bikini pics.

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