“Britney.. want.. make.. num.. num..”
I probably shouldn’t insult Britney Spears here considering she’s actually spending one-on-time with Sean instead of Jayden, her obvious “fave-it.” Although, his absence should probably be cause for alarm. (Has anyone heard a cannon shot lately?) Not to mention, she spends 98% of these photos shoving her face into an ice cream dish as a motherly black nanny* tends to Sean because apparently Britney’s January Jones in Mad Men now. I honestly never took her for the AMC type, but I’m willing to assume she drags her ass across the carpet whenever Don Draper’s on the picture box. “Something fierce is happening to me, y’all. I ain’t even know!”
*I also would’ve accepted “complete stranger.”
Her body has gone to shit…but she still has a nice tongue, which is probable the reason why her man sticks around.
Her body has gone to shit…but she still has a nice tongue, which is probable the reason why her man sticks around.
I see someone let randal out of the closet again. Please remember to lock his door & ignore his cries of “I need a man!”…
once a beauty now a beast… the true metamorphosis… Britgor Spears
I’ve never seen anyone so rich look so poor. WTF? Look at Jessica Simpson and look at this skank and tell me who looks like a has been? I don’t care what anyone says about Jessica Simpson and her make believe weight problem she is fucking gorgeous. This Spears broad is white trash to the 5th power regardless of how much money she has.
Menchie’s is actually Frozen Yogurt… its also non-fat! Better?
God…can’t she afford better extensions? Better yet, she should shave it all off again, it looked better than this mop.
Is that hair growing out of the top of her head? I can’t tell if it’s real or fake polyester extensions. Is this bitch bald or what; does anyone have the real skinny?
Don’t wanna sound like a mom but that is WAY too much ice cream for a kid his age. What a surprise, the redneck is overfeeding her children. What’s for dinner? A whole pizza for each of the kids?
you are horrible people.
ILY BRITNEY! amazing singer, and she looks great.
you people are pathetic. get fu*ked
Ok, she goes barefoot in truck stop shitters, drops her kids on their heads, lets them ride in the front seat, loses custody, and sniffs meth out of their belly buttons for all we know…and we’re pathetic. Keep huffing that glue, shit for brains.
correct……………PUKE isn’t tasty!!
I’m going to fap to everyone one of these pictures too. Maybe I’ll print the ones of her and Christina out and then tape them to the ceiling. Then I can just lay back after a hard days work and imagine I’m getting tag teamed by the both of them.
She looks PERFECT! And Preston is so cute.
i read your comment, looked back at the picture. and laughed. then re read your comment, looked back at the photo, and laughed once more. you’re toooooo funny jime, much too funny
These pics remind me of the “full retard” line from Tropic Thunder.
how can you complain about the way she looks when you have Ms. front butt and Ugg’s standing right behind her?
What a shame that people in this world have nothing nice to say. Why is it everyone business to judge others. What is with the article stating about a black nanny? It is necessary to mention color of race. I am not a fan and I am not color. I do believe that we should keep our lips seal if we do not have nothing nice to say about this story. America would be a better place if we encourage and help one another to be a better person. She is not perfect just like some of us. Have a Bless Day and say something nice to someone today. It might make someones day and your kind words might make a difference in someone life.
I’m not judging her. As a matter of fact I frequently talk about how hot she is.
Older Britney > Younger Britney
And yes Calvin, in all seriousness you’ve got a point. Even though it’s the Fish, I suppose being a gentleman every now and then wouldn’t hurt. You be cool, peace.
Britney is not even fat you people are seriously twisted!
These people have no lives, don’t you get it? They sit home all day thinking up “jokes” and “snarky” comments to post to seem above it all. Sorry fuckers, I doubt Britney has time to read your little comments.
She’s fabulous and I love her, she certainly pulled herself up by her bootstraps and made a shitload of dough. And I wish I looked that good after 2 kids, I work out and diet like crazy and my body still isn’t that hot, I think you guys need to chocke on your HATERADE!!!!
Ah, gotta love them Paparazzis for taking pictures and finding the right picture to make someone look bad.
she’s pretty
she can’t go anyway without being critisized. just imagine being her, it doesn’t look easy. you’re being way too harsh on her
You sound like a mom
she looks great no matter what she does…i mean seriously, as much as she has rehearsed and exercised when she was young, she won’t ever really be fat. plus, she has so much money she can retire now. i know i would if i were her.
Will someone PLEASE get Britt over to Crenshaw so they can weave that hair-WTF? She probably pays big bucks for that crap and it. looks. horrible.