In case Aziz Ansari plastered all over the site hasn’t tipped you off, The MTV Movie Awards start at 9 PM EST tonight and I’ll be live-tweeting the show while pouring enough alcohol in my face to find Snooki tolerable to look at. If such quantities even exist.
In the meantime, here’s Marisa Miller at last night’s Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards because relevant photo selection is for suckers.
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1st!
I’d push her feces with my c0ck
She certainly has a nice rack and worthy enough to have my shaft stuffed in her anus.
FOURTH BITCHES!!!
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this bitch is way overrated…that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t suck on her asshole…
Wow im sure shes happy to hear everyone wants to do things to her ass hole. im betting she’ll be calling all of you for the line up gang bang. douche bags
Overrated? No. HOT. So stupid hot.
Wow, so many beautiful girls, sexy.
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Wow, I like her white dress, it looks very sexy.
I’m 11th. Woohoo, in your face “first!” losers! 11 is two times 1, so it’s twice as good.
I’m sorry, but I’m reall picky, and her neck is grossing me out. Seriously, she looks like a giraffe bobblehead. Her neck looks like a 60 yearolds.
MTV Movie Awards and not the Lakers vs Celtics game? Fish FAIL!
AMEN, SHIFTY. Her neck is a foot long and her head totally looks like a bobble head.
I saw her on Top Gear and i’d have sucked her ass then, but these pics are creepy looking. her eyes are strange, too.
Marissa Miller is stunning!! Can’t wait to see the new Harry Potter! Kristen Stewart is a bit over hyped IMO…
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it’s the earrings that make her neck look weird…. and too dark make-up at her jawline. she’s so gorgeous, though.
I’m all for long and slender fingers, but hers look like she needs to phone home…
She would be my BP rig unearthing my ever flowing stream phallic fuel.
yep, WE’RE FILLED WITH LAUGHTER NOW………….
Tasty, she looks great… too bad her dress looks like a gigantic tampon.
Dime a dozen man. I could walk into a cheesy nightclub and pick this shit out blindfolded.
The MTV show was fabulous, enjoyed watching Sandra and Tommy!
It's really nice that so many celebrities have shown for the Twilight Awards 2010 . uh, MTV Movie Awards. The event boasted a fairly large number Tom Cruise dancing
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The awards were actually pretty entertaining. Aziz and Les Grossman in particular. Fuck everybody who didn’t vote Dakota Fanning – Kristen Stewart for best kiss. If it weren’t for Scarlett and Sandra saving the night, I’d be quite upset.
As for Marisa Miller… I can’t think of anything both vile and clever enough to say about what I’d do to her.
this chick looks like jessica simpson, if she were thinner
OMg looks liek the anorexic version of jessica simpson. I really thought it was her. Marissa miller is certainly one of the ugliest victoria’s secret models out there. I dont see the big fuss besides her boobs, which don’t even look good in most bras. Ugh.. that chin and neck. ew
that was soooo mesed up that mtv did that to eminem, i think he deserves an apology. actually much much more than that. after em performed they shit on him like that? so wrong. i would support eminem in banning mtv for that. joking on the “homophobe” issue that is constantly surrounding eminem is just messed up. he isnt a homophobe & if u think he is, u dont understand em. i would be EXTREMLY PISSED if I someone came flying out the air and dropped onto me (69) style with grundle cheese, bare butt all up in my grill. effed up royally mtv. really effed up.
she really looks old
and her boobs are fake
you really see that lighting make up and photo shop are even victoria secret’s models best friends.
not that hot
too witchy and skinny!
I’m sorry, but twizzler necked bitches with big rectangular shaped faces DON’T turn me on….
hot bod, but that face isn’t in good shape at only the age of 31.
i bet she looks WORN and HAGGARD without make-up
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I am a big Marissa Miller fan, but I have to say she doesnt look so hot in these pics.
Am I the only one who doesn’t find her to be all that attractive? Her entire face and face shape is just…bleh.
P.S. How old IS she anyway?
Marisa Miller is breathtakingly beautiful. I would love to know her beauty secrets!
lmao I thought Jessica Simpson lost a shit ton of weight
Marisa Miller looks very tasty!
If she had small boobs we’d all be noticing what an ass nasty 50 year old face she is sporting, fucking Sharon stone has a younger face. These Cameron Diaz beach surfer types age like total shit, blondes in general do NOT age well.
Sorry, but tranny Quagmire jaw leather face is NOT hot.
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can you not see the manface? especially the man jaw?
her jaw is bigger than mine !
that jaw is not sexy
Her face looks fine to me, but I am not bitter.
i totally thought that this was a skinny jessica simpson.
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ewie at her arm pits
Even at this age she looks amazing!
Indeed, she looks older than 31…