MTV Movie Awards 2009

May 31st, 2009 // 104 Comments

Here’s an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we’re basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and Kristen Stewart couldn’t be more baked if the entire stage was made of ganja.

Okay, I’m done.

Photos: Getty
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  1. Bee

    haha you guys are all stupid. youre just mad because theyre all more famous than your dumb asses. the viewers voted, obviously more people liked twilight or the people who liked the other movies didnt care enough to vote.

  2. PiL

    Miley Cyrus has a ridiculously hot body for a 16 year old girl and I would bet you anything that if you asked every single guy who was at that show who they would fuck if they could fuck any girl there most of them would say her. Or maybe that’s just me.

    Megan Fox is hot no matter what she does to her hair.

    Lauren Conrad is a babe.

    Anna Faris needs to stop with the Botox.

    Cameron Diaz is not aging well.

    Kristen Stewart is beautiful.

    And I want to fuck the shit out of Hayden Panatierre, too.

  3. Steph

    ok megan foxs dress is gorgeous i hate her hair its just not the right look for her at all! blek

  4. you and the rest of the critics can post it up somewhere on the newspapers and stfu cause idgaf.

    All this negative bullshit is makin the weather no better.
    wtf; its 2009. time to shine not rain on americas parade.
    nicee.

    arent we not supposed to gain something positive?
    Its a Movie Award after all.
    it may not meet the expectation of the Cannes Festival,
    but at least MTV has there own Channel to cater to the fans.

  5. Katie

    Paris Hilton looks super cute with her visible bruises on her thigh. Good wardrobe choice!!

  6. Katie

    Paris Hilton looks super cute with her visible bruises on her thigh. Good wardrobe choice!!

  7. Amy

    #52…um no….I don’t know a single guy that would choose Miley Cyrus over pretty much any of the women at the awards. She’s not pretty. She looks like an average 16 year old. You are just saying that because she’s 16 and you’re a freak. Watch out for jail, freak.

  8. Lisa

    I thought the show was mostly good. However, it was ruined by the obscene and classless stunts. I thought I was supposed to be watching an awards show, not a parody of porn.

  9. isitin

    PIL#52, you are a complete fucking moron. EVERY woman there besides that little CHILD is worth being with instead of her. You sir are a moron.

  10. I’m surprised that some people are really delighted to win such a RASPBERRY-AWARD, folks!!

  11. The cat

    #11 Chelle – You are SO right about Kristen Stewart. I’m getting a little tired of her shtick — Yes, Kristen, you’re edgy, cool, totally 60′s hippie chick, stoned out of your mind, not a Disney kid. I think that’s it – she’s so terribly desperate to not be seen as anything like a Disney kid, that she overdoes it. Showing up to nationally televised awards shows baked sure isn’t Disney, but it also isn’t really cool. She came off as stupid.

    She did look Disney in the posed pics in vancouver with her alleged bf Michael at the end of april though. Holding hands, smiling for the paps, jumping happily on his back — Disney cute! Then a few days later, she moves into Pattinson’s hotel and continues to go to every concert, party, dinner with him for the rest of the filming. But they’re not hooking up though. Perish the thought!

    Hey Kristen, cheating on your “boyfriend” with your co-star is soooo not Disney, I wonder why you insist on the BS denials and all the silly things like bringing your cousin (how Disney) to the awards show last night, while Rob brings no one. Now THAT’S fooling everyone. Clever girl. We’re all fooled now.

    I wonder where Rob’s staying while he’s in LA?

  12. cocaleaf

    I hope R. Patz wears deodorant finally.
    A little man smell is OK, but constant reeking is so not OK.

  13. Emmc

    Ok i wasn’t even going to comment, but shut the fuck up with all this “pop culture” disney shit talk about Kristen Stewart! Do you have a LIFE whats more sad 15 year old girls being passionate about a movie (ok a little more than passionate) or being passionate about hating the movie or the actors (some not even hating, but criticizing) and spending time trashing them? If you dont like it fine! WE DONT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT!! and btw they won by votes. fair and square!!

  14. PiL

    16 year old girls with perfect natural tits and long legs are hot. This is inarguable and inelecutable. I didn’t invent biology. The Lord Jesus Christ did. And when he was feeling particularly inspired he made girls who look like Miley. Her body is RIPE. I’m not going to apologize for noticing that or for knowing that that’s what every man wants. Anyone who says that’s bullshit isn’t a man.

  15. Carolyn

    They all look like shit. Kristen Stewart’s legs have no shape, and Rumer Willis should throw that dress in a dumpster. Could it be any less flattering?

  16. T-Mon

    look at that fox’s legs… when did mtv started broadcasting pure porn?

  17. katherine

    Here’s an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we’re basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and Kristen Stewart couldn’t be more baked if the entire stage was made of ganja.

    Okay, I’m done.

    okay reading this made just a little angry. to the writer … twighlight ruled everything last night because people like it, were not talking about the freakin oscers were talking about a viewer base were about 80% of them are teenage girls who :0 big suprise read the book. yes dark night was a good film but unfortunaly most people have an attention span. dark night out, TWIGHLIGHT in. so get over it you huge prick just because you think your supirior to what everyone else finds entertaining. and ill be expecting to hear you writting more of your pompus, remarks on something else that alot o people really enjoy, because ill take a guess that your just that kind of person(ughhh youn people just press my buttons)
    by the way lauren conrad looked amazing. cameron lookes amazing for her age and i know about a zillion guys who would be with her in half a second. AND KRISTEN CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS SHE WAS IN A BOX OFFICE HIT AND WON BAISICALLY EVERY AWARD THAT NIGHT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE :>

    okay, I’M done.

  18. Gando

    Holy shit! this is really an assload! Who is the most hottest of them all!?

  19. Bug

    As a fellow midget-esque blonde, I’m so proud of Hayden P’s hotness here. Woot! Shorties represent!

    Second, Megan Fox, wtf, my friend?? The greaser hair is not for girls…or boys anymore for that matter. I just want to take some soap and shampoo her hair. That said, I’d end up sponging the rest of her off anyway, because even covered in a pile of dog shit, that girl is smokin.

    eh, and i could care less about anyone else. Or the MTV movie awards. Or The Hills. Or well, your mom.

  20. Nero

    Lol i think Cameron Diaz is the hottest!

  21. Darth

    They all look hot after 6 beer! This is a close match!

  22. s!s

    I LOLed at the last pic. Well done.

  23. isitin

    64. PiL, how old are you?, you sick little paedophile. No sorry, 16 year olds are still children. They are not woman yet. You must masturbate at all the little girls you see on the Internet, you sick fucker.

  24. Ess

    #61 You r so right! Like we don’t know what she’s doing!!!

  25. PiL

    That none of you see the irony in castigating one person for doing the exact same thing that all of you are doing lets me know that not only are all of you garden-variety hypocrites, but dull in the brain. What, you come on here to “look” at the pictures? Righghghght. Half of you are stroking your cocks as I type this, and most of you are stroking it to the same pictures I am. Heal thyself, physician.

  26. Jess

    Megan Fox was absolutely FUGLY. The hair made her look like a man and here ears were sticking out. She is usually gorgeous, albeit trashy. Her stylist should be fired.

  27. ChunkyMonkey

    I’d pay good money to punch CUNT, I mean Hilton, in the face.

    Maybe I can wonk out the other eye.

    Maybe the wonked-out one is messed up from a super-potent cumshot? The little whore’s probably taken it in every hole at the same time.

  28. Ryan the Canadian

    Paris and those fucking knees. I can’t stop looking at em’……

  29. Salty Bob

    Whoopee, let’s hear it for the MTV Awards! All those idiotic categories let this pack of dildos think they’re talented!

  30. Megan going for the Isis look – and failing.

  31. Can anyone really say that they watch Mtv anymore considering they do not show any vioes at all.

  32. Sushi

    Robert Pattinson = UGLY UGLY guy that does not wash his hair. My ass looks like his face

  33. errr

    “as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we’re basically doomed as a civilization”

    That’s not even correct English, you idiots!

  34. nya

    Twilight movie is stupid no dispute.What is expected if the film is based on the book to be successful? Stephanie Meyer is not worth. The main difference between Joe Rouling and Mayers is that first one is brilliant writer, while the second only thinks he can write.
    Her books-are poorly made-up reading about love and sex, for the generation of free brain teenager.

  35. nya

    Twilight movie is stupid no dispute.What is expected if the film is based on the book to be successful? Stephanie Meyer is not worth. The main difference between Joe Rouling and Mayers is that first one is brilliant writer, while the second only thinks he can write.
    Her books-are poorly made-up reading about love and sex, for the generation of free brain teenager.

  36. Grosstastic Megan Fux

    OMG!!
    why is Megan Fox famous. she is ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING!!
    look at that hair. she looks 1000x greasier than Robert Pattinson ever did. unlike Kristen Stewart who can show up in some sneakers and be apocalyptically hot.

  37. unixunix

    Megan Fox is just a younger and not as sexy version of Jolie…..Megan asks like the powerfully sexy freaky women and megan just trys to act like it…..boring……

  38. unixunix

    Megan Fox is just a younger and not as sexy version of Jolie…..Jolie is the powerfully sexy freaky women type that all men want and megan just trys to act like it……..boring……the wildest thing megan has even done is touch a boys dirty part….ewwwh!

  39. balls mccoy

    Well there you have it, Megan Fox is indeed a media-driven “beauty”. She’s just make-up, she completely lacks any personality, there’s no allure, there’s nothing there. Oh look a fake wave, a blow-kiss. Give me a break.

    Lauren Conrad on the other hand…even when she isn’t at her best she’s still alluring, she’s so damn pretty!

  40. Johnny P

    Kristen Stewart is straight up dog’s ass. She looks high as fuck smelly and has ZERO redeaming value. You teens and washed up housewives make me sick oh how fun it is to idolize average women because you’ll never be more than that *lmfao*

  41. monty

    WOW Megan Fox looks pretty hot, for a tranny.

  42. gotmilk?

    58, are you retarded? it’s on mtv.

  43. robert pattinson

    Im the most handsome guy in this world . I know i wash my hair ,brush my teeth onces a year and i know why kristen didnt wanted to kiss me even i want :(

  44. He did so so awesome.

    Jane
    twilight fansite

  45. Stop The Bull

    52. You just seem very HORNY

  46. Yes the eminem stunt was really messed up, i think it’s just really disrespectful to him if he wasn’t in on it. if he was, then he’s pretty good at acting lol. Kristen dropping the popcorn was just plain hilarious, she’s just a real down to earth person- unlike megan fox, who really should fire her hairstylist. oh and they did announce the best villain, it was during the red carpet pre-show. the people who run the hills after show announced that award. personally i think they should have respected the award and actually done it DURING the show. but w/e at least heath won! and i’m extremely happy that twilight won most of it’s categories=] sorry to the people who wanted the dark night to win best movie, i loved that one too-but i did want twilight to win

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