So we can move on with our lives and never speak of this again, here’s Blacky GaGa and the rest of the 2011 MTV VMAs. And just to demonstrate how irrelevant this entire event was, Katy Perry didn’t even bother to show any cleavage and Jake Busey was there. Jake Busey. When you can’t even get his dad to show up, it’s time to search deep within your soul and start asking yourself some serious questions. Questions like, did he eat the invitation? Or perhaps fashion it into an airplane which he then threw at a satellite dish to deflect the bullshit beams? Perhaps a combination of the two?
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This awards show used to have Guns n Roses and Prince on it. Although the stink left by Arsenio still lingers, so….
clearly he likes the poon a bit, he’s standing next to a couple of grade A vagina chins right there.
Let’s all take a moment to reflect on the 6 y/o girls bedroom that was destroyed in the making of this outfit.
lol…exactly.
Katy Perry, Nikki Minaj, Lady Gaga – all ridiculous, attention-craving children. Fukk being different. This is stupid & ridiculous.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Hey God, is there any chance you might call dibs on this one? I can’t tell you anything about her, but whadda-ya-say you keep at least one of these kids from landing on Bukake Place?
This reminds me of that movie “Party Monster”.
You know what, fuck it, she’s hot. There i said it.
Uhmmmm, she’s awesome. Check out Murakami; assholes who hate.
She’s awesome because she’s carbon copying plaid out Japanese design? Add to the fact Nicki can’t even pronounce ‘Murakami’ and it’s a double whammy of pathetic try hardness.
I liked it when musicians were ugly & boring yet, extremely talented.
Those were the days. You were an average talent if you could sing, dance and act. These days, you don’t need any of those skills.
shut up grandma
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
shut the FUCK up Cocksucker of Cocksuckers.
shes trying to market herself as an all-in-one pop
She looks extra hideous when her picture is immediately after one of Selena Gomez. Yikes.
“in about three years holla at me miley cyrus”
that was such a great lyric!
uhmmmm; hot yes, talented no…
I’d smile like that too if I got paid that much for not being able to sing a note.
Isn’t that a country in Australia? What is it doing at the MTV Video Music Awards?
1. Australia is a country.
2. The area you are talking about is called Adelaide.
3. Adelaide is the capital city of South Australia which is a state of the country Australia.
4. You’re a moron.
Well said. lol what a goof
“I wish I was lady gaga”
Hey there little feller.
FIRST and hopefully LAST
Glad to see the robots finally getting their due. I loved her hit “BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP BEEP BEEP”.
now that’s something I can get behind. mmmmrmmmmm
Too late. Some freaky-haired dude is already there.
Covering her mouth was a brilliant move. Now can we seal it permanent like the BP oil spill?
So, the whole I’m a Lesbian Rapper thing didn’t really work out. Now it’s on to Wear Anything You Catch with the Claw at Chuck E. Cheese thing. You do NOT want to know where she goes from here.
Im guessing surprise buttsecks.
The FUCK does MTV have to do with “music” anymore anyway? This show is just a self-masturbatory circle jerk fest for the shit-hop “community” and the record company.
Is this what passes for music these days? A bunch of black guys who think they are kings because they can auto-tune fart out an “album” and “performers” who don’t write their own songs, don’t play one fucking instrument but oh they can dance with a shitload of gay backup dancers and lip-sync like Milli Vanilli.
Man do I miss the days of real musicians. Four guys, 3 chords, and a shitload of attitude. NO teenaged “musicians.” And no shit-hop. Hip-hop’s 15 minutes ended about a decade ago so can we please just move on to the next thing? I think all the proof we need that al Quaeda is a fictional entity is that the creators of Auto-tune haven’t been firebombed yet.
(Oh and anytime someone says “Lady Gaga” Freddie Mercury cries out from his grave.)
You were going on strong until the al qaida nonsense
agree with Rican and also…. the only way the shit is ever going to stop is when we stop handing money to our teens to buy this shit. Or when grown ups let themselves grow up.
Ouch! I don’t like auto-tune either, but music is an art form that belongs to no particular group of people. Hip hop is a culture that has international influence. So, it is and is going to continue to be a significant fixture in the music world. I hear you on craving real music, but your comment has racial overtones that are better kept to yourself.
shut up butthurt grandpa and go back to shitting in your depends.
Is she supposed to be one of those claw machines from the bowling alley?
I loved her as the creature in “Splice.”
This chick can sing her ass off (and probably should). But why the 1950′s fat girl haircut?
This is going to be a constant dick measuring contest between Minaj and Gaga…I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them turned up wearing nothing but Jello at the next event.
Don’t give them ideas!!
this is what care bear’s diarrhea looks like
Is it just me or is he like the only person in the world who should have remained fat?
WORD!
He’s skinny, Britney Spears is winning awards for music, Tiger sucks at golf. It’s pretty clear we’ve entered a parallel fucking universe.
I was just thinking, “bet he got nailed more when he was fat.” I would have fucked him all chubbo, now I wouldn’t let him buy me a drink or a purse…… expensive shoes? maybe. but he could have gotten anal if he hadn’t gone on the subway diet.
You’re right, she is hot. And she comes with an off switch. Perfect woman? I thought so too.
Fuckin’ Halloween comes earlier and earlier every year! (sigh)
“I took a shower and dressed up real fancy. Do you think Ashlee will notice me now?”
Who the hell is this girl?
and that’s only half the stuff she stores in that mammoth ass.
shut up and stop saying stupid shit! bitch,
how does she know where the camera is pointing when she’s completely blind in both eyes?
I will NEVER understand how is this guy attractive at all… Look at that nose, yikes!
Looks like Candy Land threw up all over her.
Looks like Candy Land shit on her head!
shut up and go back to shoving that rabies-infested gerbil up your ass.
shut the fuck up devil-worshipper.
somones trying abit too hard, stealing crazy Japanese Styles.
My thoughts exactly. Way to be edgy by completely snarfing an already established style and crossing your fingers that people just won’t know.
“See? I totally have chest hair! Up high bro’”
Right idea Nicki, but just need a larger size.
She’s on my “free 5″.
Today’s celebrities are so tame. VMA’s as well. Remember Rose McGowan with the see-thru dress with Marilyn Manson? This event used to be unpredictable & exciting….blah
I thought Amy Winehouse died?
“And lo, all the no-talents congregated in the city of angels. And from amongst them rose one with less than no talent, and she was made their queen.”
WTF?!
My sentiments exactly, WTFIT?
Her outfit is symbolic to the way she writes her music.
When you look like a wildly decorated barbie from far away, maybe it’s time to change up your image.
Indeed!
shut your fuckin mouth.
Little fella looks like a bowl of fruit loops.
shut up and go back to drinking your own cum.
I’m pretty sure legs are not meant to bend like that.
“The whole black man big penis thing is a lie. It’s really only this big”