So we can move on with our lives and never speak of this again, here’s Blacky GaGa and the rest of the 2011 MTV VMAs. And just to demonstrate how irrelevant this entire event was, Katy Perry didn’t even bother to show any cleavage and Jake Busey was there. Jake Busey. When you can’t even get his dad to show up, it’s time to search deep within your soul and start asking yourself some serious questions. Questions like, did he eat the invitation? Or perhaps fashion it into an airplane which he then threw at a satellite dish to deflect the bullshit beams? Perhaps a combination of the two?
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How secure is her twitter account?
What in the fuckery is this creature?
yea…and am I the only one that wishes someone would tar and feather this bitch then serve her to al-qaeda on a platter?
wow. fuck you bitch
come on selena ur old enough to ‘accidently’ nip slip now
selena gomez you are a verry nice singer and you are my idol i love you muah….?
WHAT THE FUCK
I see one of Joker’s underlings got on the loose again…
Downs-Syndrome is the new black.
Legit question: Is she 18 yet? Or do I have to still feel guilty…
19
Even her dad won’t fuck her in this.
miley cyrus you are a verry nice singer and you are my idol i love you muah…?
She looks like a cupcake…a cupcake that isn’t aware that people only pay attention to it because of its cupcake boobs.
great choice of tattoos
I thought that type of gene was cut off after gaga?
i seriously thought amy winehouse was resurrected
Just brutal. I would bang the crap out of Russell though.
How does her tiny body manage to support her MASSIVE head?
And why does she have the MASSIVE head of a 12-year-old boy?
LOL and no matter what she does to her hair it always looks like a helmet
Isn’t that MASSIVE HEAD’s name Justin Bieber?
It’s filling up with semen.
WOW BEING RANDOMLY WEIRD IS SO COOL AND AVANTGARDE!
WOW LETS BUY HER MAINSTREAM POP SHIT JUST LIKE WE DO WITH GAGA!
WOW SO KEWL AND RANDOM LULZ! IMMA MAKE SOME SHITTY DRAWINGS OF HER AND UPLOAD THEM TO DA!
I hate this world and its abundance of worthless retards ruining society and culture
agree. it’s shit like this that has me looking forward to December of 2012.
the world won’t end, you naive bitch!
Ugh! I don’t get it.
I hope he’s a successful candidate for skin removal surgery.
ROFL WIN!
In what was perhaps MTV’s most brilliant move of the night, they invited her to do nothing more than dress up as a dinosaur as per one of the jonas’ demands and then do the dougie. At which point she only proved again that she doesn’t know how and is the talentless assceratops we all thought she was.
Getting her wisdom teeth extracted just hours early wouldn’t stop JoJo from getting to the Awards.
being completely irrelevant and outdated wouldnt even stop her from coming to the awards!!!
wtf! why does every female at the vmas have these traingle sharp long claws?
Right! It’s so nasty.
They are just rounded at the tips instead of being left looking like giant flat chiclets.
The square nail thing needs to die.
http://d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net/preset_64/square_nails.jpg
Ew.
because this
https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/bookmarklet_uploaded/glam-nails-pointy.jpg
is sooooo much better.
I mean who wants to have manageable, clean, classy, and soft spoken nails anymore?!?!
GAG!
Are those glow sticks behind her part of her outfit too?
why didnt she wear a cast to cover up that broken leg?
What a fucking clown.
hurr durr
Well adjusted young man. No leather apron stories in his background
Does MTV show song videos?
More like Busting Seams
I was thinking Bus Driva Rhymes.
the black Lady Gaga FAILS.
You’re giving her more syllables than she deserves. Try Bla-Ga-Ga instead.
hillbilly frog-face makes my pants sad.
it doesn’t get more pathetic than this.
is this Amy Winehouse and Ke$ha’s love child? ouch.
Where exactly does one purchase a pink and gold dogshit wig?
People without an original thought in their heads worship this kind of nonsense and are convinced it’s art and avant-garde (not that they would know what avant-garde means). Unfortunately, the amount of stupid people in the world means that this shit isn’t going away anytime soon.
Stupid people ruin everything. True story.
Amen!
I’m confused…
I’m pretty sure I remember this exact creature chasing me around my school in my childhood nightmares.
gay dude flanked by gay dudes. gay times infinity. somewhere in L.A. Perez Hilton’s angry inch just exploded.
Great outfit. I would have worn one too, but my quarter would have gotten stuck in the machine.
“Blacky Gaga”? That’s crass, even for this site. Let’s maybe chill with the slurs, guy.
Put a dress on and get it over with
What the fuck is she doing there?
Why the fuck not? She’s no less talented than most of the other clowns there. She just had a shit producer.
What is this?
She always looks like a deer with Down Syndrome caught in headlights.
Lady GAGA, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Kesha and now this chick … ?
Anyone else see a dead ringer for Weird Al in his “Fat” video?
“Sometimes, my legs bend back.”
They’re all making hands like they’re ready to beat off anyone in their way.
In the immortal words of Chris Rock; “Here today, gone TODAY”.
The exception that makes the rule about how you’re not supposed to punch girls.
Somewhere in Hollywood, Pierce Brosnan is wearing jeans, t shirt and an old puma.
She at least made a song that almost everyone has heard.. Why was the cast of Jersey Shore there? To remind us all that MTV does not play music vidoes anymore.
This.
I thought Nicki Minaj was the worst dressed of the night.
I take it back..