Reese Witherspoon Burns Blake Lively
“My words gonna make your kids not grow no more, bitches.”
While receiving her Generation Award at last night’s MTV Movie Awards, Reese Witherspoon decided to unload on Hollywood by basically calling out Blake Lively, who presented an award not even 10 minutes earlier, and the entire reality television industry which took some balls considering she was accepting an award from a network that continues to air VD Edition Wicket whenever it’s not glamorizing pregnant teenagers by slapping them full of silicone and making them bikini models:
“I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!”
I love how Reese Witherspoon talks about how girls should be embarrassed for themselves as she accepts a “Generation Award” from an MTV awards show where trophies are doled out by 13-year-olds voting on the Internet. Because if Reese Witherspoon actually had a sense of pride and self-worth herself, she would’ve bolted out the door the minute Twilight and Justin Bieber starting winning every single fucking award around her. It’s sort of the like the old saying: People in glass houses shouldn’t throw pointy dagger chins.