The 2011 MTV Movie Awards

June 6th, 2011 // 273 Comments

While last year’s show at least had the decency to regale us with Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera‘s breasts as Twilight anti-climactically won everything, this year’s MTV Movie Awards decided to be a lackluster affair with Twilight still anti-climactically winning everything alongside nothing more than fully-covered Blake Lively cleavage and Emma Watson‘s niche-hotness. (Read: Pedophiles. Pedophiles are that niche.) The only interesting thing they did is let Justin Bieber compete in a few categories, so it wasn’t a total lock for Twilight. And I say interesting if you’re 12 and can’t decide whether to decorate your bedroom with the Sparkle Cock or Maple Christ because we’re fucked as a society.

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Best Jaw Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Biggest Badass Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Breakout Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss Winner Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line From a Movie: “I want to get chocolate wasted!” – Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups
Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance: Ellen Page, Inception
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie Winner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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  1. Amanda Bynes MTV Movie Awards
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    She’s wearing a dress made from her car’s airbags.

  2. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
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    She is a magician. Whatever she wears she manages to make it look bad!

  3. Justin Bieber MTV Movie Awards
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    No celebration is ever complete without a salute to a douchebag.

  4. Ashton Kutcher Nicki Minaj MTV Movie Awards
    Mickey01232000
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    Right after this appearance Ashton Kutcher was seen selling Good Humor ice cream bars on the corner.

  5. Jessica Szohr MTV Movie Awards
    Mickey01232000
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    Mary Tyler Moore called, she wants her outfit back!

  6. Leighton Meester MTV Movie Awards
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    I didn’t realize that MTV had a sextape category. Oh wait, Paris Hilton was there too!

  7. Amanda Bynes MTV Movie Awards
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    I hope she didn’t drive herself.

  8. Chelsea Handler MTV Movie Awards
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    Why the long face.

  9. Emma Stone MTV Movie Awards
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    This is the type of girl that is intimidating not because of her hotness, but because she’s just seems like a genuinely awesome person.

  10. Justin Bieber MTV Movie Awards
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    “I know a certain statue that will be sleeping with mommy tonight!”

  11. Jason Sudeikis MTV Movie Awards
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    pfft-pfart-pfft-pfart-pfft-pfart

  12. Taylor Lautner MTV Movie Awards
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    He hunts seals when he’s not making movies.

  13. Amanda Bynes MTV Movie Awards
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    “Unfortunate looking”

  14. Taylor Lautner MTV Movie Awards
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    Poor little guy… lives in an igloo.

  15. Amanda Bynes MTV Movie Awards
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    Just out of frame – her car.

  16. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
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    :-)

  17. Jessica Szohr MTV Movie Awards
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    I bet she fuks like a Banshee.

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