The 2011 MTV Movie Awards

June 6th, 2011 // 273 Comments

While last year’s show at least had the decency to regale us with Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera‘s breasts as Twilight anti-climactically won everything, this year’s MTV Movie Awards decided to be a lackluster affair with Twilight still anti-climactically winning everything alongside nothing more than fully-covered Blake Lively cleavage and Emma Watson‘s niche-hotness. (Read: Pedophiles. Pedophiles are that niche.) The only interesting thing they did is let Justin Bieber compete in a few categories, so it wasn’t a total lock for Twilight. And I say interesting if you’re 12 and can’t decide whether to decorate your bedroom with the Sparkle Cock or Maple Christ because we’re fucked as a society.

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Best Jaw Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Biggest Badass Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Breakout Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss Winner Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line From a Movie: “I want to get chocolate wasted!” – Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups
Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance: Ellen Page, Inception
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie Winner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Photo: Getty

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  1. Ashton Kutcher Nicki Minaj MTV Movie Awards
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    Ho and Hobo.

  2. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    SuperficialAdmin
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    FAP FAP FAP

  3. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    15piecesofflare
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    She’s setting of my Gaydar.

  4. Josh Duhamel MTV Movie Awards
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    Why does he always look like he just got a cock shoved up his… ? Oh, right.

  5. Tom Felton MTV Movie Awards
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    T-Bag from Prison Break, right?

  6. terry

    She looks dried out. And that fucking wild child hair makes her look skanky. BGAS: Bitch get a stylist.

  7. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    adolf hitler
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    im all grown up now, bitches.

  8. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    adolf hitler
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    bowling pose

  9. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
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    Ladies, let this be a lesson to you… don’t neglect the balls.

  10. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    Gerald
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    emma watson is so fucking hot and she knows it which is one of the reasons why she is so fucking hot. I want to perform oral sex on her entire body.

  11. Brooklyn Decker MTV Movie Awards
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    Yeah, the dress sucks and makes her look way old for 24, but she still looks pretty hot.

  12. Emma Stone MTV Movie Awards
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    Man, is she ever cute with that pretty smile. I’d like to say “I would totally pee in her butt”, but really I’d probably rather take her to a nice dinner or something.

  13. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
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    Quick, get the rifle! I need a new rug for my den!

  14. Selema Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    She’s not blowing a kiss, she’s demonstrating how little she has to open her mouth to give Bieber a Bobby Jones. Again, ladies – note the ball-cupping action. I’ll give her props for that.

  15. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
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    She overheard someone in the background say, “What smells like fish?” so she crossed her legs and giggled embarassedly.

    Full disclosure: I still totally would.

  16. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    just sayin'
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    looks like she’s doing the pee-pee dance

  17. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    Anon
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    She cut her hair for a reason, not because she’s gay. And she’s growing it out now again anyway for more movie opportunities. She is extra hawt.

  18. Guys, it’s not like Twilight is going to win a real award, let ‘em sweep the little kids award show.
    I saw some of it last night, Jason Sudeikis ran the Schwarzenegger train to the ground……. did he really expect that audience to eat it up? Stick to Twilight and Beiber-friendly jokes.
    lol

  19. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    fred
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    It funny how people perceive someone based solely on a haircut. How really narrow minded. Then again, this is The Superficial. So not surprising.

  20. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    adolf hitler
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    10 points for gryffindor

  21. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    Shannon
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    I think she looks beautiful. It makes her eyes stand out more.

  22. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
    Jill_Ess
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    “I never attend an event without my ankle fan, for naturally breezy hair.”

  23. Selema Gomez MTV Movie Awards
    Jill_Ess
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    Justin taught her this pose.

  24. dano

    twilight sucks, but she’s hot. Legs go on and on

  25. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Shannon
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    Is that a dress or a rash?

  26. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    Shannon
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    If all the children just believe, Tinker Bell will come back to life and be able to fly again!

  27. Ryan Reynolds MTV Movie Awards
    yoyoblack
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    sean penn makes me feel young, not like you, with your judd hirsch sweater and your bag of werther’s originals

  28. Emma Stone MTV Movie Awards
    Simole
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    Since when was Emma Stone a ginger? This makes me want to cry….. and not out of my penis.

  29. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Ceisljf
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    This is what happens when she tries to show emotion. Just looks painfully awkward.

  30. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Lindsay
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    Bra popping out of her dress, ‘i don’t even care’ makeup, didn’t even do her hair. Can she just stop trying to not try please?

  31. Robert Pattinson Bryce Dallas Howard MTV Movie Awards
    Lindsay
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    Yup, preggers

  32. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    JackB
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    No curves at all. It’s like a dirty mop wrapped in a used maxi pad.

  33. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    absinthe
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    Is it just me, or does the only one who looks presentable at all is Ryan Reynolds? Everyone looks like they just rolled out of bed.

  34. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
    squid
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    There is never a good time for an updraft from a vaginal fart…

  35. MLVC

    I would feed her a heavy, steady diet of Taco Bell and then let her release said items into my mouth. Praise Allah.

  36. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Not my name
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    I’m sure you people commenting are just so naturally good-looking or something.

  37. Robert Pattinson MTV Movie Awards
    Big Ass Bunny Feet
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    I saw him on ellen degeneres. He was so natural and funny. He seems like an actual down to earth person.

  38. Cameron Diaz Jason Segel MTV Movie Awards
    Big Ass Bunny Feet
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    Cameron looks really hott in her new movie, bad teacher, but looks not so hott in pictures…what’s up with that?

  39. Jessica Szohr MTV Movie Awards
    Big Ass Bunny Feet
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    Ready to wear birth control.

  40. Leighton Meester MTV Movie Awards
    Big Ass Bunny Feet
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    Those legs…hmm. Not good. Great hair though.

  41. Morgan

    Kristen Stewart is hot. Deal with it!

  42. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    ITSDJROCKO
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    Holy shit shes hot

  43. Emma Stone MTV Movie Awards
    ChonchArcola
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    wow she’s cute!

  44. snarl

    that’s not kankles, it’s thankles!

  45. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    Guest
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    Panty lines!

  46. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    Nik
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    Kinda looks like my little sister playing dress up

  47. Robert Pattinson MTV Movie Awards
    Nik
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    Smell my finger.

  48. Taylor Lautner MTV Movie Awards
    Nik
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    WHAT HIS WRONG HIS EYES??? He’s not even Asian!

  49. Brooklyn Decker MTV Movie Awards
    Nik
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    Why would you cover up your best feature?

  50. Amanda Bynes MTV Movie Awards
    Nik
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    Why is her face so swollen? She just get stung by a bee?

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