The 2011 MTV Movie Awards

June 6th, 2011 // 273 Comments

While last year’s show at least had the decency to regale us with Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera‘s breasts as Twilight anti-climactically won everything, this year’s MTV Movie Awards decided to be a lackluster affair with Twilight still anti-climactically winning everything alongside nothing more than fully-covered Blake Lively cleavage and Emma Watson‘s niche-hotness. (Read: Pedophiles. Pedophiles are that niche.) The only interesting thing they did is let Justin Bieber compete in a few categories, so it wasn’t a total lock for Twilight. And I say interesting if you’re 12 and can’t decide whether to decorate your bedroom with the Sparkle Cock or Maple Christ because we’re fucked as a society.

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Best Jaw Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Biggest Badass Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Breakout Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss Winner Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line From a Movie: “I want to get chocolate wasted!” – Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups
Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance: Ellen Page, Inception
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie Winner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Photo: Getty

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  1. Emma Stone MTV Movie Awards
    joe
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    holy shit, she’s perfect

  2. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
    PtC
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    There’s Something About Rosie

  3. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
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    I don’t get this chick. I mean, she’s kinda cute but she always looks like she smells like a hobo.

  4. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
    DKNY
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    I don’t know what people see in this girl. She really is not attractive.

  5. Ashton Kutcher Nicki Minaj MTV Movie Awards
    temp
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    did minaj apply a sticky thing to cover up her bellybutton, or what?

  6. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
    temp
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    god damn she’s gorgeous. even on a regular red carpet photo she looks like it’s taken right out of a magazine.

  7. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
    temp
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    i guess only the supermodel gets the fan on the red carpet. that, or her presence is that epic.

  8. Selema Gomez MTV Movie Awards
    temp
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    hooooly shit i had to do a double take – i thought it was eva longoria’s head photoshopped on there.

  9. truth

    lanky

  10. Asoto

    The MTV audience is not as dumb as one might think. They gave Justin Bieber the Best Jaw Dropping Moment Award, which is clearly an allusion to the fact that he gives blowjobs.

  11. Ashton Kutcher Nicki Minaj MTV Movie Awards
    KC
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    It’s Orville Redenbacher Jesus and NipSlip Minaj.

  12. Taylor Lautner MTV Movie Awards
    KC
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    Who’s got two thumbs and didn’t win squat?

  13. Jessica Szohr MTV Movie Awards
    KC
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    It you cross your eyes you can see a hippo.

  14. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    KC
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    Geez, we get it. She likes to blow kisses and show off her ass.

  15. Ryan Reynolds MTV Movie Awards
    KC
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    How weird is it that, compared to everyone else, he looks like the creepy old guy?

  16. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
    KC
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    TIme for a “There’s Something About Mary” remake already?

  17. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley MTV Movie Awards
    KC
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    Wait, that hair style is on purpose?

  18. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    finno
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    He’s Mister White Christmas.
    He’s Mister Snow.
    He’s Mister Icicle.
    He’s Mister Ten Below.
    Friends call me Snow Miser,
    What ever I touch.
    Turns to snow in my clutch.
    He’s too much!

  19. Robert Pattinson MTV Movie Awards
    finno
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    Robert Pattinson thanks the judges for their gift of the new Kristen Stewart flesh light “gold edition”.

  20. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    snarl
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    hopefully someday, she’ll grow out of “trashy.”
    well, hopefully…

  21. Andrew Garfield MTV Movie Awards
    Anna
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    hm…interesting choice of ..eh..clothes

  22. Robert Pattinson Bryce Dallas Howard MTV Movie Awards
    Anna
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    I don’t understand… what has happened to young girls? why do they have a homeless guy and a little girl as their sex symbols? at least we had Leo from Titanic in our days. he was 23 and very good looking (well at least he did not look like he never had a shower)

  23. Amanda Bynes MTV Movie Awards
    effie
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    is she still fourteen?

  24. God is Black

    I would fuck then hard pic#1,2,4 &5. MTV Awards for paedophiles and insomniacs…………………

  25. Jesus, is Kristen Stewart having a starving contest with LeAnn Rimes or what?

  26. the captain

    THIS WAS THE PLACE TO PLEASE THE PORN INDUSTRY!!

  27. Amanda Bynes MTV Movie Awards
    guy rossi
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    “Where all the black men at?”

  28. Elle Fanning MTV Movie Awards
    Copenhater
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    God, I would luv to eat her ass!

  29. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    Copenhater
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    I’d finger her till she came all over my hand, then make her suck my balls, while she said, ‘Do you like this, daddy?’

  30. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Jonie
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    Why do they always stand like that?

    • Really

      Crossing the legs makes the hips look narrower. Of course, it doesn’t make any sense if you have the figure of a 12-year-old boy, but who ever accused celebrities of making sense?

    • Ruth

      I think the photogs ask them to pose certain ways and/or catch them when they’re moving.

  31. Elle Fanning MTV Movie Awards
    lola
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    She was born in 1998, you are so pedo

  32. Venom

    Emma Watson and Selena Gomez took a giant crap on all the other women in Hollywood last night and solidified themselves as the hottest chicks in the game.

  33. Leighton Meester MTV Movie Awards
    lola
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    I love her! Blair

  34. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    oj
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    Nice pooch!

  35. Brooklyn Decker MTV Movie Awards
    oj
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    Ugly dress. Now, take it off!

  36. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    just get naked…. the rest of this really isn’t necessary

  37. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
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    trying too hard, pixieboy

  38. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
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    looks hawt in that dress–she manage to not drop the award this time?

  39. Amanda Bynes MTV Movie Awards
    L
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    What happened to her face?

  40. Chelsea Handler MTV Movie Awards
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    way sexy for chelsea, but round a ton of chicks half her age she looks like someone’s mom

  41. Kristen Stewart MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Wrong shoes….otherwise fabulous.

  42. Emma Watson MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Youthquake vibe.

  43. Robert Pattinson MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The mystery continues.

  44. Emma Stone MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she wants us to look at her tits.

  45. Elle Fanning MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Demure isn’t really the looks to go for at an MTV awards ceremony.

  46. Chelsea Handler MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    A wrinkled black baggie dress. How appealing.

  47. Brooklyn Decker MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    First she gets the mom haircut, now she starts wearing mom dresses.

  48. Charlie

    I hooked up Kirsten with my old dope dealer back when she was underage.
    Whn she was short on cash,
    the dumb bitch blow him for a freaking dub sack!!
    Hahahahaha good times!!

    From then on we´d call her dub sack Kristen…cause for
    all you uninlightened trolls “dub sack” can also be used
    for “nut sack”…

  49. Ryan Reynolds MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Mr Ryan’s hair is leaving him, just like Scarlet did.

  50. Emma Stone MTV Movie Awards
    Any Guy
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    HOTTEST chick in Hollywood, HANDS FUCKING DOWN

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