A Moving Van Was Outside Ashton & Demi’s House. Poop Yourselves.

October 14th, 2011 // 80 Comments

Coming on the heels of Ashton Kutcher tenderly goosing Sara Leal without a condom on, a moving van has been spotted out his house which clearly means Demi Moore is kicking him out and or getting out herself. That or they’re very rich and throw away couches like tissues. Who’s to say?

In the meantime, I added shots of Demi Moore for Ann Taylor mostly because I enjoy natural photography that captures the true beauty of subject without the use of modern technology and NASA-grade Photoshop. I can’t get enough of it.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.

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  1. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    Corrie-CornFedWhiteGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. I’m shocked. Traded her in for a woman half her age. There’s a shocker. I’m not really sure how long Demi thought she could keep his snake in his cage…a granny is a granny and Demi is headed to Grannyville on an F16.

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    • Bob92

      Its about time. News crew caught up to them. Check it out at C E L E B U R . C O M

  2. Seymour Butz

    Kabalah couldn’t save the marriage ? Oh dear …

    • Hugh Marlboro

      What if the marriage was all about the perception of a marriage ? Maybe they are just casual roommates from time to time ?

  3. Cock Dr

    But they wear magic red bracelets! How can anything bad happen to such a union under protective power of the red bracelet?

  4. Doug Neidermeyer

    The Kabalah would have worked much better if they would have donated more money. That’s how things work .
    Oh , and Ashton would have to stop fucking 20 year olds in front of the paparrazzi

    • Seymour Butz

      “Oh, and Ashton would have to stop fucking 20 year olds in front of the paparazzi.” Good one.

      Yeah, there’s that … *rolls eyes.* I find it “odd” that he’s not denying anything, lol.

      • Chico Rodriguez

        They aren’t denying anything because they want this to go away quietly , so no press releases .
        Bruce willis is chuckling day and night , with the pickle that Demi has herself in !

    • Chip Diller

      Bareback with a scheming whore ? Man , You must want to have to make child support payments !

  5. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks plastic fantastic.
    Time to find another, more discreet boy toy. Kutcher was looking kinda lousy lately anyway.

  6. Eric Stratton

    Looks how Madonna’s marriage(s) have worked out with her involvement in the Kaballah. Why do these actor/ actresses have the brains and the critical thinking skills of a bag of carrots , yet get paid more than the cancer researchers trying to save lives with applied science ?

    • Lou

      Eric that’s why I down load as much free sh!t as I can without feeling one drop of guilt.

    • Flounder

      True, but if Hollywood goes belly-up we’ll all be back to “putting on a play in the barn”. And we all know how badly that sucks, especially when Mickey Rooney is involved.

      • MJB

        If people’s wages continue to go down, cost of living keeps increasing and Hollywood keeps putting out schlock and expecting us to pay over $12 a movie ticket (not including 7 bucks for a bag of popcorn) downloading for free is going to be the only option for a lot of people.

      • Emillio Estevez , Jr.

        My cousins used to “play in the barn” with the livestock. Now , we have many strange barnyard animals , like the half man , half goat .

    • kimmykimkim

      Eric, you and I both know carrots are very smart. Meanie.

    • horace

      Know who else gets paid more than cancer researchers?? Politicians. Too bad they have nothing of value for us to download. At least we’d have that.

  7. Frank Burns

    Fake marriage comes to fake ending, because the ‘actors’ involved couldn’t fake it well enough. Awaiting now the fake statement about them still being friends and always loving each other after the fake divorce.

  8. MJB

    Not that she’s a prize herself (I can’t stand her), Demi Moore never should’ve married this aging wannabe frat boy. You don’t marry the boy toy, you just play with it and discard it when you’re done.

  9. SFRowGuy

    Think of Wetzel & Sons as piano movers. They’re there to rearrange Ashton’s ego.

  10. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    Marie
    Commented on this photo:

    To think that he cheated on this beauty with a skanky little girl with a weird nose… Ewwwww….

  11. SFRowGuy

    Also…. Turn-around is a bitch, ain’t it Demi?

  12. Demi's cooch

    Ashton’s junk just isn’t big enough anymore. I’mm going for big wood now !!!!

  13. Ashton's junk

    It’s just too dry ! Think of the arizona desert and then think of Demi’s cooch ! I need a cooch that can lubricate itself in seconds , not a dollop of K-Y !

    • Antonio Scuzziones

      Ina maya country , we usa soma oliva oila , insteada the K-Y ! Makes hera cuny smell lika pizza

    • Connie Lingus

      She needs a real man to get her hot and wet , not a weasel that plays a retard on 2.5 Men!
      Bareback on a dry gulch ! no wonder she’s looking around for some good wood !

      • Dean Keaton

        Wow, he does play a retard on Two and a half Men. What was Chuck Lorre thinking ? This new show is nearly unwatchable, not funny , and shows Ashton’s acting skills are nearly as good as his cheatin’ on Demi – on – the sly skills

      • Emillio Estevez , Jr.

        MY brother did a much better job on that show!
        Ashton is playing a retard and an unfunny retard , although is that really a stretch from Kelso?

      • Lamarr Latrell

        A real man could get her hot and wet ! Ashton clearly does not know his way around the eternal triangle !

    • Phil Aasheeo

      Use you mouth and tongue to get a simulated wet pussy ! works nearly every time !

      • Demi's cooch moth

        @Phil “nearly every time?” Damn, it’s gotta suck when a good tongue-lashing gets ya nowhere!

    • Dan

      It’s only dry because all she has to look at Ashton.

  14. Venom

    It amazes me how much this whole Ashton/Demi thing is being hyped up by tabloids and I am guessing their publicists because I am pretty sure the general public does not really give a fuck.

    I don’t think anyone is surprised that a 35 year old man is cheating on a 50 year old woman, and no one cares about Demi anymore anyway and people barely care about Ashton.
    Even Gloria Allred does not seem to want to be any part of this mess.

  15. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    KV
    Commented on this photo:

    Heil to photoshop !!! Way to much photoshop !!!!

  16. Canadianhouseguest

    It’s funny how there are usually paparazzi all over the place to catch even the most boring actors picking their noses while they take out the trash, but the only pics they got from Demi and Ashton’s was the moving truck leaving. I hired movers to move a sparsely decorated 2 bedroom apartment and they took almost 3 hours to load. Noone in Hollywood had a camera to capture anything being loaded or unloaded from this truck in that time frame?
    Whatever happened to that paparazzi work ethic?

    • Demi's cooch moth

      That’s due to the whole thing being manufactured…

      • Mary Callahan

        Do you think this is just to get people to watch that horrid faux tv series , ” Two and a Half Men “? The new show is a ghost of the old show!

  17. Maybe it was ‘Wetzel & Sons Wednesday’ for Demi, and her order was delivered late.

  18. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    shroom
    Commented on this photo:

    How did Cher get in these shots?

  19. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks more like Courtney Cox than Demi Moore.

  20. Man, I could really go for a Wetzel’s Pretzel now… that’s just one more reason for me to hate Ashton and Demi.

  21. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    make me look skinnier. no, make me look younger. no, MAKE me younger! ~sobs

  22. forrest gump

    a LIFELINE was brought in for demi, folks!!

  23. Tashtash

    She is going to be so humiliated later when she comes to her senses and realizes that Ashton, fornicating on their SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY made her the victim of the most obvious passive aggressive breakup ever. Dignity, girl!!!! GET SOME DIGNITY

  24. cc

    Pretty modest conveyance for a celebrity…I thought when they moved it was in a Hermes branded trailer towed by a Rolls Royce cabover.

  25. Tina-Marie

    There is so much published about this couple, and this tramp seeking her 15 minutes of fame,, but most reports are speculative guesses based on what writers “think” could be happening.

    Miss Leal labels herself under a religious doctrine, however her actions reveal religion plays a minute, if any, role at all in her life. As with anyone who practices, studies, or has an inkling about their faith, one common belief between organized faiths is that adultery is unacceptable. The worse part is that she seems to be hiding behind her faith in order to mask the fact that she is somehow a victim in this situation.

    As with most adulterous scenarios, there are two people doing something wrong: the man who made a commitment to another woman, but needs validation, and a woman who knows the man is married, but is concerned about her need to feel wanted. (Both seeking validation)

    There is only one victim – the wife!

    Sorry Demi, because you are awesome.

  26. Tina-Marie

    There is so much published about this couple, and this tramp seeking her 15 minutes of fame,, but most reports are speculative guesses based on what writers “think” could be happening.

    Miss Leal labels herself under a religious doctrine, however her actions reveal religion plays a minute, if any, role at all in her life. As with anyone who practices, studies, or has an inkling about their faith, one common belief between organized faiths is that adultery is unacceptable. The worse part is that she seems to be hiding behind her faith in order to mask the fact that she is somehow a victim in this situation.

    As with most adulterous scenarios, there are two people doing something wrong: the man who made a commitment to another woman, but needs validation, and a woman who knows the man is married, but is concerned about her need to feel wanted. (Both seeking validation)

    There is only one victim – the wife!

    What was the guy thinking????

  27. MsA

    This story turned out to be a hoax. The photog who took the shots admitted that the moving van was in the area, but but didn’t go into their street and didn’t stop near their house.

    • Phillipe Le Chiffere

      Yeah , if there was real trouble, they would pull a Will and Jada , and pull lots of photo ops so weak – minded people would think they are happily married !!

  28. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    plasticsurgerysucks
    Commented on this photo:

    Beauty???? ewwww….she is a horrible bride of frankenstein, repeatedly hacked on by plastic surgeons in a pathetic attempt to stay young…she doesn’t even resemble her young self, so what’s the point??? Ashton just wants to be with someone whose facial features and body parts won’t melt like candle wax if he flicks a lighter in tribute to some cheesy 80′s metal ballads while gettin it on…

  29. anonymoose

    Companies REALLY need to go back to using actual models, not vain pseudo-lebrities for their ad campaigns. These pseudo-lebrities come with too much BAGGAGE, which competes with the product, doesn’t showcase products.

    Demi is a mouth-breather whose acting “skills” are as complex and refined as Ashton is discreet and humble.

  30. Demi Moore Ann Taylor
    Bluejeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Her eyes look so blank. Like she’s not into this at all.

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  32. Letty

    Get it together you two!!! Ashton you need to keep your little man in it’s pants not with these fly by night one night stands…. Demi, suck it up and keep your man. These women are hungry for fame… Your there. I wish I could be your right arm and have your back. I would ground Ashton’s azz right now and if he can’t comply with the rules, outcho to him cause trust me ladybeautiful, you still got it. I would love to start a session with all you Hollywood woman to know you are worthy and we only allow them to think they have control…. I pray for you two to work on self and each other….. Muah!!!!

  33. Charlie Sheen

    He married a woman old enough to be his mother. Of course he is going to cheat! I cheat all the time and don’t lie about it like this assbag. WINNING!

  34. Jaon

    Yeah right!!! Demi is sooooooooooo in looooooove with Mr.Kutcher ex Mr. Demi Moore!! I am laughing my heart out, His mistress has already played with him and everybody knows it and Demi is still taking him back?!?! Don’t anybody have the intelligence to see Mr. Kutcher has the bucks, the dollars, the money in the pocket, While ol lady Moore has payed for all the plastic surgery she could afford, to hang out with a Mr. beautiful, which I personally don’t think that beautiful anymore….laughing my heart out, this is so obvious, he’s got the bucks, she’s a poor sucker, licker, whatever you wanna call her, she’s called ‘Gimme more’ cuz she gets payed a lot for strippin, she’s a hoe, she’s only loves the money and nobody gives a shit about her. She would do anything for money, look at her ‘career’ all but porno, porno, porno. Well I’ll tell somethin ol lady, u are old, cuz you have f****d to often and when u really work for your money, u don’t look like u do, u don’t have any self respect, u undress for anything, and Mr. Kutcher has been undressing since he met you!!! Before he made cool movies, was dressed, did not undress like u want him to, You are a whore Mrs. ‘Gimme more’ and you know it!! Don’t hide behind organisations like DNA, u belong in a whore house, with all the other whores like you. You don’t even know how to act, Let me tell you ‘Gimme more’ let me tell you that your acting sucks, and I will do everything I can to let the world know what a whore you really are, the hidden things you dare to do with guys who are much too young for you. You do not deserve a guy like Kutcher, you are ooooooooooooold Demi, look in the mirroe, you suck!!!!

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