Morgan Freeman was released from the hospital today. He was admitted with several broken bones after flipping his car late Sunday night. People reports:
“I left the hospital today just after 12 noon, Memphis time,” Freeman said in a statement released by his rep to PEOPLE. “I’m doing very well. I feel real good. I just really, I thank the staff at ‘Elvis Presley [Hospital]‘ and many, many thanks to my many well-wishers. It’s great to know people care about you.”
Upon discharge, Morgan Freeman repeatedly asked “Where all the bitches at?” Before explaining to a hospital worker: “A dog’s gotta hunt.” God, I can’t wait to get old.
Photo: Splash News
Frist | August 7, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Thank you God I made it now my life is complete
JIMBO | August 7, 2008 at 3:17 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!
JIMBO | August 7, 2008 at 3:18 pm
FRIST!!!!!!!!!
Poor Jimbo | August 7, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Ahh haaaaaaaaa asshole I beat you!!!
rough daddy | August 7, 2008 at 3:22 pm
you sure he didnt say where the white woman at?
Fumus | August 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
@4
YOU RULE!
Morgan Freeman is a pimp.
Telegram for Mongo | August 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Blazing Saddles rules.
Jesse | August 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Part 2: “Morgan Freeman released from the hospital, fails to pay bill”
it’s in their DNA
Classy | August 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Now let’s go fuck a white woman
POOR FRIST | August 7, 2008 at 3:33 pm
FRIST — HOW’S THAT CASE OF VAGINOSIS WORKING FOR YOU?
bootlips | August 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm
What self respecting coon doesn’t drive a new BMW that they can’t afford?
Cindy | August 7, 2008 at 3:41 pm
…and all the white nurses were left to compare notes about his dark yet heavily freckled penis…
RichPort | August 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Picture caption: When asked how many tight young nurses he bagged while in the ICU, the yellow toothed septegenarian Oscar winner meerly smiled and said “This many”.
Jasmine | August 7, 2008 at 3:44 pm
More like “Hey Morgan, how many fingers fit easily into one of those white nurses?”
woodhorse | August 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm
More like “Next time she sucks my dick in the car, I’m going to pull over. Can I get a witness?”
Jocco | August 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Most of the nurses I’ve seen at hospitals are fat, old and ugly – the kind that coons always bag
Supernetuser | August 7, 2008 at 7:47 pm
After a divorce, who can blame a man for trying?
GimmeMeAFuckinBreak | August 7, 2008 at 9:20 pm
who gives a fuck. motherfucker was caught in the act, and with a fucking fat white bitch no less….
Kevin | August 7, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Since his palm is showing really clearly we can do a palm reading. Let’s see.. love life..money life ..problem life. hmm…
sushi wasabi | August 8, 2008 at 7:20 am
Morgan Freeman: we wish you well.
dirt chicken | August 8, 2008 at 8:41 am
Damn … forget the hospital – get this fool to a DENTIST !
Natalie Fabian | August 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm
good 4 him. i hope he’s okay!
gerard Vandenberg | August 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
again: ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE.
“HANG LOOSE”, morgan!!
AWSOME! | August 8, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Im glad to hear he’s doing better :) It was horrible news to hear of that accident and in all honesty, very upsetting. Its good to know he seems to be alright! :)
mr.camel toe | August 8, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Really,you make a million a picture and you flipped a 97 maxima?
How fucking pedestrian.
Kevin | August 9, 2008 at 2:20 pm
TO THE MOON!
ross pursifull | August 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm
why didn’t he go to cuba for their free health care he wants in america.
ross pursifull | August 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm
why didn’t he go to cuba for their free health care he wants in america.
Real Talk | August 9, 2008 at 11:42 pm
let’s be real Moragn Freeman was getting his old dick suck that’s why he had that car crash. I can hear him saying the words SUCK IT WOMAN SUCK THAT SHIT RIGHT!
Real Talk | August 9, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Moragn Freeman you need to fix your hair it looks like a cat got to you and Don King
Real Talk | August 9, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Moragn Freeman you need to fix your hair it looks like a cat got to you and Don King
John E.,N.C. | August 13, 2008 at 1:50 am
Yo,Where all the white chicks at?
veggi | August 13, 2008 at 6:27 pm
why is it that this man, at his age, can get more ass than me? i’m short, stocky, bald, and wear glasses so I’m pretty attractive. the acne will go away eventually, and trust me – if i wanted to, i could lose the excess 120lbs. so why can’t i do better than this rich black dude? so frustrating im gonna enjoy my 3 musketeers bar now…ugh
The Todd | August 13, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Old man gettn’ pussy High Five!!