Morgan Freeman in ‘good spirits’ despite several broken bones

August 4th, 2008 // 22 Comments

Morgan Freeman is surprisingly jovial after being pulled out of his car by the jaws of life late Sunday night. He’s scheduled to undergo surgery for several broken bones, but is quoted as saying “Pfft. Car crashes are pussy shit.” Okay, he didn’t really say that, but I like to imagine he did with that distinctive tone he uses to narrate documentaries. People reports:

“He has a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage but he is in good spirits,” said Donna Lee. “He is going to have surgery this afternoon or tomorrow to correct the damage. He says he’ll be okay and is looking forward to a full recovery.”

Morgan Freeman’s Dark Knight co-star Christian Bale has offered to do whatever it takes to help Morgan get back on his feet. In fact, he’s even pledged to punch his own mother in the face if it’ll help. Doctors are pretty sure it won’t but are afraid of telling Christian and getting headbutted through a window. That shit hurts and these dudes know. They’re doctors.

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  1. someguy

    FIRST. FUTHER MUCKERS.

  2. This is why Morgan should not be allowed to drive Ms. Daisy. But if he did, he’d recover well, Daisy, alas, would not make it.

  3. nobody

    funny shot at chris bale!
    hope the liberty man gets better soon.

  4. veggi

    I hope a clot of bone marrow breaks loose and hits his heart.

  5. rollo

    sixth!

  6. rollo

    im mean fifht!
    now sixth!!

  7. havoc

    Doctors are just ex-medical students.

    He’s a goner….

    .

  8. In good spirits? What? He’s drinking already? Where’s that hospital and what do I have to break to sign up for that treatment?

  9. ………………BROKEN BONES CAN BE HEALED!!

  10. Johann Sebastian Bach

    RIP Morgan Freeman. You were a great actress.

  11. Lamont Sanford

    He was great as Fred Sanford’s buddy Grady in Sanford & Son

  12. Cattyluo

    Handsome guy! Of my friend told me he saw his profile on M i l l io n a i r e 4 m e . c o m —They are so hot on this site.If you are interested in them,you will go to visit the site.You will find more.

  13. Kim Lardassian

    He looks so old, his teeth are yellow, seriously if he was a woman looking that awful he’d get no respect, because he’s man hes still allowed on film. Seriously he should go with voice overs all the time now.

  14. mafme

    I wonder what caused the accident in the first place.

  15. Zucchini

    He looks great for someone 91 years old.

  16. SO RIGHT

    “Morgan Freeman’s Dark Knight co-star Christian Bale has offered to do whatever it takes to help Morgan get back on his feet. In fact, he’s even pledged to punch his own mother in the face if it’ll help. Doctors are pretty sure it won’t but are afraid of telling Christian and getting headbutted through a window.”
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    Dude, you are the only gossip writer who makes me laugh out loud! Thank you.

  17. That’s great news. I’d be in good spirits too if my life were spared.

  18. Dick LaDouche

    Denzel doesn’t look too good these days.

  19. Janine

    @18 Denzel still looks like a million dollars…or thirty five or whatever exorbitant amount he gets paid for

  20. nameless

    Speaking of Tumblers.

  21. Just a shout-out to all my fans at the Superfish! Click on my name and watch an exclusive preview of my next big blockbuster flick!

    Morgan : )

  22. Voracious

    Woooowwww just goes to show that the image a person puts forth can grossly conflict with who they are in real life.

    He deserves not only to be divorced during this time, but for her to take all his cash. He should die a lonely old man, pining away for his ex-wife.

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