Morgan Freeman is surprisingly jovial after being pulled out of his car by the jaws of life late Sunday night. He’s scheduled to undergo surgery for several broken bones, but is quoted as saying “Pfft. Car crashes are pussy shit.” Okay, he didn’t really say that, but I like to imagine he did with that distinctive tone he uses to narrate documentaries. People reports:
“He has a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage but he is in good spirits,” said Donna Lee. “He is going to have surgery this afternoon or tomorrow to correct the damage. He says he’ll be okay and is looking forward to a full recovery.”
Morgan Freeman’s Dark Knight co-star Christian Bale has offered to do whatever it takes to help Morgan get back on his feet. In fact, he’s even pledged to punch his own mother in the face if it’ll help. Doctors are pretty sure it won’t but are afraid of telling Christian and getting headbutted through a window. That shit hurts and these dudes know. They’re doctors.
someguy | August 5, 2008 at 9:02 am
FIRST. FUTHER MUCKERS.
SaraDevil | August 5, 2008 at 9:07 am
This is why Morgan should not be allowed to drive Ms. Daisy. But if he did, he’d recover well, Daisy, alas, would not make it.
nobody | August 5, 2008 at 9:08 am
funny shot at chris bale!
hope the liberty man gets better soon.
veggi | August 5, 2008 at 9:10 am
I hope a clot of bone marrow breaks loose and hits his heart.
rollo | August 5, 2008 at 9:11 am
sixth!
rollo | August 5, 2008 at 9:12 am
im mean fifht!
now sixth!!
havoc | August 5, 2008 at 9:18 am
Doctors are just ex-medical students.
He’s a goner….
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RichPort | August 5, 2008 at 9:21 am
In good spirits? What? He’s drinking already? Where’s that hospital and what do I have to break to sign up for that treatment?
gerard Vandenberg | August 5, 2008 at 9:39 am
………………BROKEN BONES CAN BE HEALED!!
Johann Sebastian Bach | August 5, 2008 at 10:30 am
RIP Morgan Freeman. You were a great actress.
Lamont Sanford | August 5, 2008 at 11:03 am
He was great as Fred Sanford’s buddy Grady in Sanford & Son
Cattyluo | August 5, 2008 at 11:03 am
Handsome guy! Of my friend told me he saw his profile on M i l l io n a i r e 4 m e . c o m —They are so hot on this site.If you are interested in them,you will go to visit the site.You will find more.
Kim Lardassian | August 5, 2008 at 11:54 am
He looks so old, his teeth are yellow, seriously if he was a woman looking that awful he’d get no respect, because he’s man hes still allowed on film. Seriously he should go with voice overs all the time now.
mafme | August 5, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I wonder what caused the accident in the first place.
Zucchini | August 5, 2008 at 1:23 pm
He looks great for someone 91 years old.
SO RIGHT | August 5, 2008 at 4:51 pm
“Morgan Freeman’s Dark Knight co-star Christian Bale has offered to do whatever it takes to help Morgan get back on his feet. In fact, he’s even pledged to punch his own mother in the face if it’ll help. Doctors are pretty sure it won’t but are afraid of telling Christian and getting headbutted through a window.”
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Dude, you are the only gossip writer who makes me laugh out loud! Thank you.
Score | August 5, 2008 at 5:27 pm
That’s great news. I’d be in good spirits too if my life were spared.
Dick LaDouche | August 5, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Denzel doesn’t look too good these days.
Janine | August 5, 2008 at 6:49 pm
@18 Denzel still looks like a million dollars…or thirty five or whatever exorbitant amount he gets paid for
nameless | August 5, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Speaking of Tumblers.
Morgan Freeman | August 5, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Just a shout-out to all my fans at the Superfish! Click on my name and watch an exclusive preview of my next big blockbuster flick!
Morgan : )
Voracious | August 6, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Woooowwww just goes to show that the image a person puts forth can grossly conflict with who they are in real life.
He deserves not only to be divorced during this time, but for her to take all his cash. He should die a lonely old man, pining away for his ex-wife.