Morgan Freeman caught in ‘incest’ scandal

Morgan Freeman has allegedly been having a decade long near-incestuous affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’dena Hines. If you’re doing the math, that means she was 17 at the start of their relationship which The National Enquirer claims led to his divorce from wife Myrna:

“Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse,” the source, a close family insider, told The ENQUIRER.
“E’Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further.”

Myrna confronted Morgan, and he agreed to leave E’Dena alone – but unbeknownst to Myrna, the relationship continued for years, said the source. E’Dena has also been Morgan’s escort to several public events, including last summer’s premiere of the blockbuster Bat-flick hit, The Dark Knight.
“Nobody thought anything of it, because she would be introduced as his ‘granddaughter.’ The family insider divulged. “It’s not technically incest, because they are not related by blood…[but] Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce out of open court so all the shameful facts won’t become public.”

Granted, this is coming from The Enquirer, so chances are somebody threw two darts that landed on “Morgan Freeman” and “incest.” Personally, I refuse to believe the guy who built Batman’s suit would sleep with the step-granddaughter he raised since she was a child. A random underage prostitute in a seedy hotel? Sure. Pseudo-incest? Not so much. — Unless he just won an Oscar then it’s anybody’s guess.

Thanks to Scott L. who was a little too excited about this. Was The Bucket List really that bad?