Morgan Freeman and wife divorcing

Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are getting a divorce. The news hit just days after the actor was pulled out of his car with the jaws of life along with a female passenger. Pimpin’ ain’t easy. (I blame the cataracts.) Access Hollywood reports:

Freeman and his wife of 24-years, costumer Myrna Colley-Lee, “are involved in a divorce action,” the actor’s Mississippi-based attorney and business partner Bill Luckett told Access Hollywood. “And for legal and practical purposes, [Freeman and Colley-Lee] have been separated since December of 2007.”

Man, I hope when I’m 71, I’ll be picking up chicks and surviving insane car crashes. Which will be really amazing considering we’ll have flying cars by then. So, yeah, in your face, Freeman!