Morgan Freeman and wife divorcing

August 6th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are getting a divorce. The news hit just days after the actor was pulled out of his car with the jaws of life along with a female passenger. Pimpin’ ain’t easy. (I blame the cataracts.) Access Hollywood reports:

Freeman and his wife of 24-years, costumer Myrna Colley-Lee, “are involved in a divorce action,” the actor’s Mississippi-based attorney and business partner Bill Luckett told Access Hollywood. “And for legal and practical purposes, [Freeman and Colley-Lee] have been separated since December of 2007.”

Man, I hope when I’m 71, I’ll be picking up chicks and surviving insane car crashes. Which will be really amazing considering we’ll have flying cars by then. So, yeah, in your face, Freeman!

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  1. Que

    Que eventful!

  2. Kristin

    Awww, that’s sad. :[

  3. Shenanigans

    FIRST! Miss me?

  4. Shenanigans

    FIRST! Miss me?

  5. havoc

    Damn, talk about beat a man when he’s down…..

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  6. Wesley Gibson

    Don’t trust the dude! HE’S F*CKING EVIL!

  7. Que

    Que slow!

  8. rough daddy

    good now morgan is free to take advantage of what he work so hard for,,,

  9. veggi

    Ah, so now we know why they needed the jaws of life: to extract the CAUSE of the veering off the highway – Morgan’s girlfriend’s head under the steering wheel. Some white girls just can’t get enough of the brown sausage, even if it’s long past its expiration date…

  10. Buddy "Tough" Love

    What kind of soulless cunt do you have to be to divorce MORGAN FREEMAN after he just survived a goddamn car accident??

    Bitches…amirite guyz??

  11. Senator Robert Byrd

    I’d like to take that boy asphalt surfing behind my Ford F-250

  12. Myrna Colley-Lee

    I wish he had died so I could have gotten all the money. Maybe I can put a pillow over his face at the hospital. See ya crackas laterz

  13. He is a good actor and I think that HIs wife is beautiful and she probably was embarrassed. They were married for 24 years and I know that this isn’t the first time that she heard of him cheating on her..SHE just turned a blind eye, but WHAT is messed up is that Demetrie was her friend
    I thnk that Morgan and hIs wife was separated since Decemeber 2007…NOW isn’ t that a way to celebrate x mas????!!!??? where is the ?

    NOW i am convinced that D was giving Morgan some outstanding head…THAT IS HEAD TO DIE FOR!

  14. Cindy

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I hope she LOOTS HIS ASS! Cash that sad-eyed motherfucker out, grrrrl!!! Woo-hoo!!!

  15. homo

    #11 you redneck fuck. You’ll have to unhook that beat to fuck trailer off that FIXED OR REPAIRED DAILY piece of shit you got. You fuckin piece of shit.

  16. Harry

    I worked with Morgan Freeman on a movie he made in Hawaii. Judging by his behavior at the time, his marriage was over a long time ago.

  17. Jesse

    More like, “I worked with Morgan Freeman on a movie he made in Hawaii. Judging by his behavior at the time, he’s a typical black guy.”

  18. More like, “I worked with Morgan Freeman on a movie he made in Hawaii. Judging by his behavior at the time, he’s a typical black guy.”
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    wtf does that suppose to mean

    like white men don’t act like assholes too!

    take that statement and shove it up your shitty ass!

  19. John McCain

    #18 – sure, there’s exactly as many white kids who don’t know their dads as black kids. There’s no difference at all. Now let’s all chant “Yes We Can!” like a bunch of retards. (btw, did you notice that’s not working anymore? there’s a tiny lead, if any lead at all, for Osama. sorry, nigs, the dream is dying, right before your eyes…)

  20. #18 – sure, there’s exactly as many white kids who don’t know their dads as black kids. There’s no difference at all. Now let’s all chant “Yes We Can!” like a bunch of retards. (btw, did you notice that’s not working anymore? there’s a tiny lead, if any lead at all, for Osama. sorry, nigs, the dream is dying, right before your eyes…)

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    right, cracker…when the senile mccain loses..I want all of you racist fuckers to slit your flabby wrist and YES we can win this

    sorry to inform you that OBAMA is in the lead…I know..NO keg slurping tonight..no cow tipping, NO fucking your wrinkled neck mother..NO inbreding your young sister tonight..wet dog smelling cunt

  21. Justin

    Godamn. What a fucking horrible way to get caught cheating.

  22. Langdon

    Yikes, she pulled a Mccain; divorcing your spouse because they got in a car crash. I wonder if she was cheating like Mccain was?

  23. Yikes, she pulled a Mccain; divorcing your spouse because they got in a car crash. I wonder if she was cheating like Mccain was?
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    good question!!!! :D !!!!

  24. non-nigger so non-retarded

    “sorry to inform you that OBAMA is in the lead”

    not among likely voters, which are the most reliable polls. and in all-registered-voters polls, obama’s lead is small and often statistically insignificant. despite incredibly positive media coverage and incredibly negative news on all fronts for mccain. obama will not win the general election.

  25. Karen

    It will be a fatal mistake for the Democrats not to nominate Hillary Clinton. By now, she’d be ahead of McCain by 20 points.

  26. Lloyd

    #23 back to the hood you fat filthy ape

  27. bootlips

    The darkies just can’t help themselves. They have an inordinate amount of testosterone that makes them act like savages. The other reason why they rape and screw everything is they have pubic hair on their heads.

  28. Kim Lardassian

    Freeman truly has a perfect face for voice overs, ugly fucker.

  29. The darkies just can’t help themselves. They have an inordinate amount of testosterone that makes them act like savages. The other reason why they rape and screw everything is they have pubic hair on their heads.

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    the long nosed witch looking inbred can’t just help themselves
    Just like white devils they just can’t help themselves and try to take what isn’t theirs..White men just can’t stay away from Black queens..If they could..they wouldn’t of taken Our queens and kings from the motherland..Your white ancestors couldn’t keep their wrinkled paws off of our Black queens.Where in the hell did you think that mulatto’s come from?? Everybody, Every race is mixed dipshits and LIKE I said : when Obama win…I want everybody to blow their fucking brains out

  30. not among likely voters, which are the most reliable polls. and in all-registered-voters polls, obama’s lead is small and often statistically insignificant. despite incredibly positive media coverage and incredibly negative news on all fronts for mccain. obama will not win the general election.

    )))))))))))))))))))))

    awlll it looks like someone is SENILE like Mcshame

  31. bootlips

    “the long nosed witch looking inbred can’t just help themselves
    Just like white devils they just can’t help themselves and try to take what isn’t theirs..White men just can’t stay away from Black queens..If they could..they wouldn’t of taken Our queens and kings from the motherland..Your white ancestors couldn’t keep their wrinkled paws off of our Black queens.Where in the hell did you think that mulatto’s come from?? Everybody, Every race is mixed dipshits and LIKE I said : when Obama win…I want everybody to blow their fucking brains out’

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    Why does every spook act the same. LOL! They really think they were Kings and Queens. Yeah, neegers have given so much to society. LOL!. Every country run by coons are so prosperous. LOL!. That’s the reason why they risk their lives to live with humans. Slave owners screwed the simian nappy heads because they could. It was easy.

  32. I don’t know..ask your mom..She love having them inside her flimsy mouth!
    and ask your white ancestors how much influence that we had on them…again..they couldn’t keep their clamy hands off of us*yes US*
    They screw My ancestors because obviously theirr white, loose snatch wives wasn’t giving them satisfaction..the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice and obviously the white wenches were sour…

  33. Jocco

    You negroid coons would all starve to death in Afreaka if it wasn’t for the white man. You would all starve to death in the ghettos if it wasn’t for the white man’s welfare and affirmative action programs.

  34. You negroid coons would all starve to death in Afreaka if it wasn’t for the white man. You would all starve to death in the ghettos if it wasn’t for the white man’s welfare and affirmative action programs.

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    that is what u white devils would love for everyone to believe…Which devil made up those stupid lies? can u name one?? RRRRRRRRRRIGHT
    the white man saw how we were living like queens and kings and was running our own shit, and just like the greedy rednecks that you are…u couldn’t stand it..YOU had to stick your skeleton hands in our shit…
    AND it is so many meth, infected white trash on welfare! IDIOT

  35. Sam

    ooga-booga!

    (just saying hi to “sugar”)

  36. Walter Cronkite

    There’s no question that when the European colonialists left, black Africa became a spectacular failure in self-governance.

  37. hey yalllllllllll, howdy..I reckon that u will steal that keg down yonder at the fuck em, and truck em yard

    just saying hi to sam

  38. There’s no question that when the European colonialists left, black Africa became a spectacular failure in self-governance.
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    keep telling yourself that lmaoooooooooooooo

  39. bootlips

    If white people never went to Africa the neegers wouldn’t have houses, food, clothing, healthcare, education, jobs, handouts, electricity, cars, bridges, tv, radio, etc. They’d all starve to death.

  40. first of all..You can’t even think of a decent name to call yourself and You act like you are in the 6th grade..
    Do u get what I am saying?? U are so inbred that your brain can’t even muster up a decent name. You think that your bordeline back burner joke names are hilarious but really..you are showing us your highest mental capacity. How sad for you and whatever unlucky fetus that your produce..If you can.
    I feel sorry for your kids..If that small penis that is attached to your red, shrunken balls did produce any..

    The white man would of starved to death if it wasn’t for our help…

    tell me

    why do white people tan
    why do white women get lip injections
    why do white people get ass implants
    why do white people grow dreds
    why do white people like our form of music

    I bet that you can think for your life to answer that

    Let me answer that for u

    YOU WANT TO BE LIKE US and YOU ARE JEALOUS because u are not like us and you can’t steal us or our skin color from us..YOU can’t control that..

  41. you produced..sorry seeds

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  43. A man’s worst nightmare: having a traffic accident while driving with your mistress. More info at http://www.specialreport.com

  44. politico

    So…we’re dealing with the mess in Iraq, the resurgence of the Taliban in Afghanistan, the collapse of the economy, an oil-price crisis…and what do the Democrats do? They nominate a MONKEY.

    Fine. If you don’t want to be serious, the Republicans will stay in office by default.

  45. So…we’re dealing with the mess in Iraq, the resurgence of the Taliban in Afghanistan, the collapse of the economy, an oil-price crisis…and what do the Democrats do? They nominate a MONKEY.
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    The biggest apes are the BUSHES
    and just like the greedy inbred white man…He has fucked us up with the economy
    that is why your gas prices is high, that is why no weapons of mass distruction was found and He cheated to get into the white house and Let me remind you that he is WHITE

  46. bootlips

    “why do white people tan
    why do white women get lip injections
    why do white people get ass implants
    why do white people grow dreds
    why do white people like our form of music”
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    White people tan because it’s natural. Neegers wear wigs to look female. Not natural.

    Show me a white chick with lip implants that doesn’t look ridiculous.

    Some White people act black because they want to be different. They’re usually drugged out losers.

    Neegers are only good at entertaining. I personally hate your monkey music.

    Is there anything funnier than a negro in a suit? LOL!. We took you from the jungle and tried to humanize you. We own your black asses, boy..

  47. White people tan because it’s natural. Neegers wear wigs to look female. Not natural.

    Show me a white chick with lip implants that doesn’t look ridiculous.

    Some White people act black because they want to be different. They’re usually drugged out losers.

    Neegers are only good at entertaining. I personally hate your monkey music.

    Is there anything funnier than a negro in a suit? LOL!. We took you from the jungle and tried to humanize you. We own your black asses, boy..

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    I told u that it took u at least four hours to muster up a comeback
    you are small minded..Because I know plenty of white stars that have weave stuck in their hair..I know plenty of White stars that are hooked on prescription drugs and they are not losers in fact you inbreds are their dear fans..little boy/girl, tranny or whatever It is time to leave the town’s library..
    That is right..devils want to be black because black is the color to be
    why is your skin so wrinkled? at the age of 24 white devils look like their 10 years older..Looking worse than tammy faye.RIP
    and I know u crackers just hate oprah winfrey..She is soooo responsibile for putting so many white people on..They have a job because of her
    That sorry ass cracker Dr. Phil and The fat chubby beer slurping cracker rachel ray and others
    Kiss our asses…small d*ck

  48. stephanie

    I find sugar to be just as racist as bootlips.

    ignorance.

    And while this is the smaller point of them all, sugar, dreadlocks form naturally from unwashed hair. Real dreadlocks. It’s not something race specific. It’s cultural–from where you live to lifestyles. And tanning is natural. So basically, wtf is your point?

    And please don’t take this as support for “bootlips” post. Plus, bootlips comes off as mainly trying to piss people (sugar) off with crazy remarks… sugar is just purely ignorant.

  49. I find sugar to be just as racist as bootlips.

    ignorance.

    And while this is the smaller point of them all, sugar, dreadlocks form naturally from unwashed hair. Real dreadlocks. It’s not something race specific. It’s cultural–from where you live to lifestyles. And tanning is natural. So basically, wtf is your point?

    And please don’t take this as support for “bootlips” post. Plus, bootlips comes off as mainly trying to piss people (sugar) off with crazy remarks… sugar is just purely ignorant.
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    tanning cause skin cancer and U wonder Y your skin is so wrinkled? and U must be white..I find that it is stupid that u don’t find cracker boy racist?
    Dreds is not natural for white people! white people have to wash their hair at least 100 times a day to stop lice..lice is something that Black people DO not have.

    and further more who in the f*ck asked you about what you thought? umm NOBODY…the only ones to get offended at my remarks are the slightly racist and there fore your redneck ass must be racist

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