I hope you didn’t eat breakfast before looking at these pictures. Hey, speaking of eating, guess who hasn’t been? Generally I’m all for girls starving themselves to look good, particularly if it makes them too weak to flee the bed when I put on my Captain Caveman costume. But the point is to look good - not to look like you should be knitting sweaters for two cents an hour in a Malaysian sweatshop. There is a subtle but important difference. The difference between me being happy and me being vomiting.
jon | January 3, 2006 at 9:22 am
I don’t care what you say, i’d hit it. Admittedly the act of sex on her dried orrafice might cause enough friction to set alight to her waterless dank frame but it’s a risk you’ve just got to take.
Don’t forget she’s slept with Paris, so she’s probably got herpieAIDScrabs.
uncommonamerican | January 3, 2006 at 9:34 am
What a cow. She needs to stop eating until we can see her internal organs through her translucent skin. That’s what real men want.
spamnews | January 3, 2006 at 9:34 am
She seems to have left her ass in her other pants.
jennjenn70 | January 3, 2006 at 9:46 am
What a freak…so sad.
Shawn | January 3, 2006 at 9:49 am
I see a little cellulite on those thighs.
Quick, someone call the folks at Celebrity Fit Club.
asenath7766 | January 3, 2006 at 10:23 am
Too funny, uncommonamerican. Nothing’s more sexy than a concave chest. Ooh baby.
IvoryFingers | January 3, 2006 at 10:43 am
Makes me want to goto medical school
amma | January 3, 2006 at 10:46 am
I just have this mental picture of this skeletor chick wandering the earth in a variety of bikinis…The most troubling thing is she still seems to be losing weight. Either she is still on a diet, or has worms? Will someone help her please?
laritza | January 3, 2006 at 11:24 am
“nothing’s more sexy than a concave chest” i dare to second that.
she said she get that skinny with a personal trainer. oook. if she had that, she’d have some muscles, not a walking skull.
and also.. i’m afraid to say that thinking of how her boobs look like with all this skinny made me vomit, in fact.
Jewbacca | January 3, 2006 at 11:27 am
DJ AM BROKE UP WITH HER BECAUSE SHE HAS BONEY CLAM SYNDROME. YOU KNOW THAT PELVIC BONE IS A WEAPON IF YOU ARE THAT SKINNY.
asenath7766 | January 3, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Quite the possibility re: DJ AM, Jewbacca. Never thought of what it would be like to bone a skinny girl (maybe because I can’t anatomically). As a dude, you’d either be afraid of breaking her or injuring yourself.
And I agree with you Laritza, you would think she’d have some muscle tone with all that trainer-assisted exercise.
What’s meaner guys, fat-bashing or skinny-bashing? No diff, right? Either can prevent themselves from going so far…
It’s broads like her, in the media (oops, she’s not that broad) that perpetuate the twisted desire to be skinny in regular chicks like me.
ShanDourdan | January 3, 2006 at 12:33 pm
If the ‘Please Eat’ petition worked for Lindsay Lohan maybe someone should start thinking of doing one for Nicole. It’s a shame her family can’t disguise a McDonalds meal as a pair of sunglasses, since she’s never seen without them these days, then have her put them on her face and like the smell so much that she’s forced to eat it. I’m sure in a parallel universe that could work. Ahem.
Cuore56 | January 3, 2006 at 12:49 pm
When the “new” Nicole first appeared & she’d lost her belly weight I read that her trainer said if she ate protein at every meal that she could eat food from Taco Bell 2 times a week. Ummm…maybe the grade F donkey meat at Toxic Hell has parasites in it that destroy and physical evidence that you are/were a female.
Georgia | January 3, 2006 at 1:02 pm
her bathing suit bottoms are saggy, she is going to have to start buying from the Kids lines of all her favorite designers, because even the smalles womens sizes are bigger than she is.
It’s really terrible that girls think they have to look like that. These days Scarlett Johansson is considered vuluptous when she is just healthy because so many of these young women have NO SELF ESTEME.
sammygirl | January 3, 2006 at 1:08 pm
The concave chest is really disconcerting. Maybe she and Marc Anthony can get together and compare rib cage protrusions.
Hohlraum | January 3, 2006 at 1:11 pm
i’ll bet its like putting your penis into a burlap bag filled with antlers :(
flamarkel | January 3, 2006 at 1:25 pm
I give her credit. She recognizes her 15 minutes are up, and she’s fading away. Soon, there will be only oversized sunglasses and a small lump of decaying flesh to remember her by.
mikeski | January 3, 2006 at 1:33 pm
I have all of Boney Clam Syndrome’s records. Those guys could really swing.
Jenny | January 3, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Jesus christ on a pony, she looks like Elton John with those huge glasses on that tiny, bony excuse for a face. Not only that but it literally looks like she’s wearing pampers to me. Her bikini bottem looks like they’re too big and they’re bunching up. ew. /vomit
mariootsa | January 3, 2006 at 2:36 pm
i love how she says she is ‘naturally skinny’. i have been skinny my whole life (a little less so, however, as i get older). in my SKINNIEST, which is generally the pre-pubescent years, i wasn’t even close to this chick. i don’t understand what kind of friends and family she has, to allow it to go on for this long.
Bob Denver | January 3, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Nicole, this is the point where you start doing heroin again.
lebowski | January 3, 2006 at 2:48 pm
I have no sympathy for celebs (or whatever she is) and if she dies it’s her own damn fault for being an out of control retard. Actually I kinda hope she does die b/c death will release her from her obvious misery.
Mary45 | January 3, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Her little angel wings tatoo looks like rug burn now… not that anyone would want to do that to her… her skin might fall off… ugh!
Belle | January 3, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Georgia, the sad thing is that she wouldn’t have to buy kid’s sizes of the designers she loves, because designers (real ones) don’t cater to the obese half of America. And when I say obese, I mean anyone with a BMI higher than 22. It’s sad because this is the universe she lives in, I’m sure some of her friends encourage her. Like they say, you can never be too rich or too thin.
That’s the America we all live in. Thin is beautiful, and unfortunately, Nicole has gone over the edge. Until we stop poking fun at every celebrity with stomach rolls (no pun intended… well, kind of) then our culture will keep overly thin as the standard for perfection.
But, until then I guess I’ll still keep making fun of all of them anyway. And on a random note, I love her angel wing tattoos, and I swear I saw those exact sunglasses at Henri Bendel last week. And does anyone else consider it weird that she’s white in front and tan in back? Thank goodness I’m not part of your superficial world.
Solaera | January 3, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Ohhhh. Those are tattoos of angel wings … I just figured that her scapulae were starting to rub through her skin. Thanks for clearing that up for me, guys.
artmonkey3000 | January 3, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Zombie!!!! Kill it! Kill it! Aim for the brain-box!!
PapaHotNuts | January 3, 2006 at 3:28 pm
I think that the Superficial should be held liable for continuing the rumors of Nicole Ritchie having an eating disorder. If Photoshopping her face onto the body of a twelve-year old bikini-clad malnourished young boy and then adding on Elton John’s bi-focals is their idea of fun, shame on the Superficial. You can almost make out the shape of her penis in those bikini bottoms.
Captain Awesome | January 3, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Shoot it in the head, it’s the only way to be sure.
The Devil | January 3, 2006 at 3:43 pm
She still has a nice little ass.
Hohlraum | January 3, 2006 at 4:02 pm
pretty soon though her body with absorb her buttocks as well and then she’ll have to lay down to take a poop.
~S.Starr~ | January 3, 2006 at 4:21 pm
WTF…why didn’t anyone tell me the holocaust look was making a comeback!!!
Someone needs to show this girl Shindlers List or take her to the holocaust museum so she can see what she looks like to other people. It’s like she is poking fun at jewish people…reminding them of what happen to their people…what a bitch…pfft!
rena | January 3, 2006 at 4:58 pm
im not sure how being thin is a standard of american beauty when half of the american population can’t control what they put in their mouths. infact my roommate and his girlfriend walked in with their own designer hamburgers from wendy’s. it strikes me that the hollywood standard of beauty is having no affect on the masses, given the bloating of america. granted, nicole is way too thin, however, supporting the overweight (25+ BMI range) as being “healthy” is grotesque.
Rocknrope | January 3, 2006 at 5:03 pm
When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will winter in Montego.
Captain Awesome | January 3, 2006 at 5:32 pm
If she keeps this up, shes going to get molested by a catholic priest. And what then?!?!
spamnews | January 3, 2006 at 6:16 pm
” Posted by The Devil on January 3, 2006 03:43 PM
She still has a nice little ass.”
Then why can’t we see it in the picture above?
carrie bradshaw | January 3, 2006 at 6:34 pm
I hate to say this, but as a very petite white girl myself who has way too much junk in her trunk (and nowhere else) due to the fabulous genes my mother had to pass on, I’d rather her have her little ass any day. Nothing else, just the ass. Well, maybe her money too. I mean, her Dad’s money.
Rocknrope | January 3, 2006 at 7:08 pm
carrie bradshaw, please post your said junk in the trunk for our review, thanks.
The Spartanete | January 3, 2006 at 7:55 pm
I imagine if anyone questioned Nicole’s weight loss she’s get like an out of control teen on Maury Povich and get all, “Whateva! Whateva! You know I look good! Ya’ll are just JEALOUS.”
Kimbo | January 3, 2006 at 8:44 pm
So you know how when Mary Kate (pre-admission to the eating disorder) pictures were all over In Touch Weekly and Us Weekly, etc? These are the same magazines that were crediting her with this awesome,beautiful weight-loss. I think they should step up to the plate and show all the grocery-shoppers of America how nastily skinny she’s gotten.
After about 3 weeks of rumors, Mary Kate got help. Maybe if these magazines pester and circulate rumors enough, the same will happen with Nicole.
Never has exploiting gossip been to the point of saving lives. Only in America.
hafaball | January 3, 2006 at 9:15 pm
she can;t even fill in the crotch part of those things anymore…ewww. Plus, what the hell are those things on her back? extra shoulderblades? she can still walk which is a good thing I guess…
celeb_hater | January 3, 2006 at 9:25 pm
I think the only protein/calories she was getting was when she was swallowing the semen of her ex bf who just dumped her. Of course, who wouldn’t dump her. She’s got a serious image problem/eating problem.
Jehanne | January 3, 2006 at 9:39 pm
Malaysian sweatshop?? Now I’m insulted. Nobody starves in Malaysia! Our national pastime is eating, for god’s sakes!!
.shiny. | January 3, 2006 at 10:04 pm
She’s just disgusting…
SpiderMomma | January 3, 2006 at 11:11 pm
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!! It Burns!!!!!!!!!!
FUallthetime | January 4, 2006 at 10:16 am
I think this is a lesson for all the kids out there.
You screw with Paris Hilton…and all your flesh falls off your body.
That’s just how Paris rolls.
susie-q | January 4, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Someone … please … give her an English muffin with butter on it or something. Reminds me of Zelda or Zora from the Bachelor on the Nutrisystem commercials, “I went from a size 10 to a size 4. A size 4!!! I’ve never felt better!!!” What the heck was wrong with a size 10? or 8?
Someone needs to reach her. Maybe some Ensure shakes. A feeding tube is probably in her future … we can only hope.
hermes | January 4, 2006 at 2:28 pm
I think she looks just fine. what is it with you fat americans, anyway? go to europe once in a while, everyone looks pretty much the same. and YES, you can eat normal + not have cancer and look like this. it’s quite possible. not to mention healthy…
Sheva | January 4, 2006 at 2:46 pm
That’s a bunch of crap. Of course she looks pretty good among a group of advanced AIDs patients. On second thought, no, they look better and I’m pulling for their recovery, not hers.
lebowski | January 4, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Ummm, I’ve been to Europe several times and never really saw any walking undeads like this (except in Romania, but that’s b/c of Dracula). Anyway europeans are a bit smaller than Americans, but most are petite and thin but curvy. Don’t get me wrong, I would shoot myself if I was ever a size 10 or even an 8, but you’re misrepresenting europeans I’m afraid. Although, yeah, I heard AIDS patient chic is the new anorexic, and VERY healthy, yes.
susie-q | January 4, 2006 at 3:13 pm
I think it is great that she initially slimmed down a bit. And, yes, if you are short or small framed and have for the most part been a size 6 or less and then go up to a 10, that can result in chubbiness.
I think it is awesome she was able to lose weight. But she does not look fine.