Another day, another Britney and Kevin hillbilly shouting match. This time their fight occurred after flying from N.Y. to L.A., and it was a big one. Federline left their house and is staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Meanwhile, Spears went out with two girlfriends and the Maloof brothers to club LAX, where they danced and partied till very late at night.
At this point I’m assuming their child is dead. Most likely crushed beneath a mountain of corn dogs. Not that Britney or Kevin would notice. Arguing and drinking seems to take up most of their time. As does Britney’s attempts to turn herself into a giant blob of jello.
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