Monica Bellucci Looks Really Important For Some Reason and Other News

- Miley Cyrus honored with youth leadership award. That flushing sound is your future. [Huffington Post]

- Justin Bieber’s fans are killing each other. [Popeater]

- Kacey Jordan was pregnant while she was doing coke and banging Charlie Sheen. [Dlisted]

- And speaking of soulless self-promotion, Jesse James is an author now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna tapes up her tata’s for Kanye West. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Lindsay Lohan lets hers loose for whatever the hell this is. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kelly Brook will save you. [Popoholic]

- Patrick Stewart will not. [Starpulse]

- Kim Kardashian is getting even more fame for swallowing. Of course. [Bossip]

- Sometimes body language just says it all. And by all I mean “Does that cake have penis in it?” [TooFab]

- Richard Simmons, also ‘Born This Way’. [BuzzFeed]

- Large-breasted women showered by dollar bills. Is there anything more American? [theCHIVE]

- The 50 Sexiest Bodies in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- And this isn’t one of them. [The Fab Life]

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