Molly Sims’ Acting Reel – in a bikini

November 4th, 2009 // 35 Comments

Here’s 3 minutes and 17 seconds of supermodel Molly Sims pretending to be a serious actress while wearing a bikini the entire time, and she’s hired! Now, I wouldn’t go so far as to say the work I have for her is considered acting as much as it’s a steamy exercise in not laughing at my penis. Okay, so maybe’s there some acting. And cameras. And teamsters stopping by to make my bedroom look like the Batcave, I’m getting ahead of myself.

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  1. Next stop…Melrose Place. I hear they have an opening. Heh heh.

  2. Anon

    ummm, first?

  3. fucthatshit

    no ur not first motherfucker, but im third bitch

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  5. Hank

    If by ‘good bone structure’ you mean cheek and breast implants then yeah, OK.

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  8. Well that’s it, I’m now turned on by drawn out death by gunshot scenes.

  9. Anon

    So when do we actually see death because most of the Funny or Die stuff really isn’t funny.

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  11. Dane Cook

    Stupid Stupid

  12. Brüno

    “Hello!”

  13. Brüno

    “ish worse than darfur ish darfive”

  14. Do not throw Andie MacDowell in with this lot! Watch her incredible performance in Robert Altman’s “Short Cuts” and tell me she is not an extremely talented actor.

  15. Elyse Malek

    She was my sorority sister at Vanderbilt and she was such a tramp.

    She slept her way to the top for sure.

  16. Sam

    This bitch is so pathetic. Classic case of “sort of hot girl, can’t act for sh*t – wear a lot of skimpy clothes and sleep her way to the top”. Result: an acting and a (ahem) “modeling” career that probably has her bank account bursting with millions.

  17. id buy that for a dollar

  18. Worthless acting but who needs audio.

  19. ewitz

    Doesn’t anyone realize this is a spoof?

  20. Soapnana

    You guys do realize this is a video from FunnyOrDie, right? She’s making fun of herself.

  21. This bitch is so pathetic. Classic case of “sort of hot girl, can’t act for sh*t – wear a lot of skimpy clothes and sleep her way to the top”. Result: an acting and a (ahem) “modeling” career that probably has her bank account bursting with millions.

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  23. I thought it was funny.

  24. Doesn’t anyone realize this is a spoof?

  25. This bitch is so pathetic. “Hot girl like the classic case, sh * t for not acting – can do a lot of wear tight clothes and up” your way to sleep. : Some results and performances (ahem) “modeling career that” perhaps her growing bank account with millions.

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