Good Morning, Molly Morrison, And Other News

December 18th, 2013 // 8 Comments

- Hats off to The Chivers for paying it forward. [theCHIVE]

- Barbara Walters had to interview Miley Cyrus. There is no god. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lawrence wants it to be illegal to call someone fat on TV. [Dlisted]

- Kim Kardashian is illiterate apparently. [Fishwrapper]

- So Ireland Baldwin‘s boyfriend convinced her to do her hair like the Khaleesi. [tooFab]

- Jon Stewart takes down bullshit coverage of “The Knockout Game.” [BuzzFeed]

- In case you wanted to see more of Naomi Watts in a swimsuit.. for some reason. [Popoholic]

- Justin Bieber almost had to bury his first hooker. [IDLYITW]

- Why does Micaela Schaefer even bother with clothes? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Beckinsale‘s ass is still amazing. [Celebslam]

- Sara Sampaio in a bikini, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Khloe Kardashian banging Matt Kemp was meant for next season. That’s how I read this. [Amy Grindhouse]

- There’s going to be a Gilligan’s Island movie now. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Molly Morrison 138 Water
    Cock Dr
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    Those boots are very solstice-y.

  2. Molly Morrison 138 Water
    Cock Dr
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    Nope…no subliminal messages here. None at all.

  3. Molly Morrison 138 Water
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    Granted, I’d be all over that like a cheap suit, but nonetheless, kudos for not focusing on the face. What is going on with her cheeks?

  4. Jennifer Lawrence thinks you shouldn’t be allowed to call people fat on TV. She’s an idiot. I guess we should just remove all bad words from TV because they hurt people’s feelings, huh? Tough titty, that’s what they’re supposed to do.

    Being fat is not healthy and should be accepted as normal. Especially in a country with an obesity epidemic.

  5. Molly Morrison 138 Water
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    She looks like a very talented young lady.

  6. Molly Morrison 138 Water
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    She is probably attractive but Photoshop overdose, see red bikini shots, something is fucken WRONG. Like a Bruce Willis wearing a hair piece. Remember remake of “Day of the Jackal?” Even the 138 bottles look fucked up.

  7. cc

    Is smearing glycerin on women like this a job I can apply for?

  8. argleblargle

    I typed “Khloe Kardashian” into my phone and it autocorrected to “lie lard cash can.” This is not a joke. This is not a test. The machines are becoming self aware.

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