Mitt Romney Seems To Be Holding Up

“Is that an A&W? I will suck your fucking dick…”

reddit user mbk95 captured this pic of an apparently security-less Mitt Romney pumping gas in La Jolla last night where he’s been holed up since the election. But before you go accusing him of looking like a man who just finished axe-murdering his wife in the heat of a cream soda binge, keep in mind the poor bastard had to see the new Twilight over the weekend which actually makes it even more likely that Ann Romney’s dead now, so yeah… Do we form the search party now? How does this work?

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