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‘Holy shit, you should SEE this guy’s tax return!!!’
I got paid a case of Samuel Adams for making you disappear down a well.
Still doesn’t compare to what you’d get for pimping out your twin toddlers.
Not a single person in this photo will vote for him.
Vote for me, Don Zaloog.
Sure thing.
True, but they’ll gladly spit on his hamburger while making it.
they don’t do burgers at Chipotle….
Half the people in that photo, just like half the people at every restaurant / fast food joint aren’t even legal residents of this country.
Maybe. I thought Chipotle recently made a big deal out of firing their illegal employees (at least in MN). But this wasn’t a very well thought-out photo op for Romney regardless.
Oh yeah, I think you are right Shasta. I remember students at the U giving a big shit about it, talking about boycotting or something, despite Chipotle just doing what the feds told them to do.
Yeah, that was discussed. It turned out that we were too lazy to do it, though. Or we just love burritos too much.
burritos and lazy can get to be vicious cycle.
As if people making minimum wage, or less, doing jobs Americans don’t want are raping the economy.
Thank U blogger.
Sometimes, very occasionally, you bring us the gold.
hahaha this is awesome
Yo! this dude be crazy son, thinkin’ he can be prez over da black dude! Once you go black ya ain’t never goin’ back America!!!!
if black = humane and progress… let black fall upon us!
you do know that there’s fewer Americans working now than since the 1930′s, 16 trillion in debt, and the highest unemployment rate since they started measuring it, right? How the hell is that ‘progress’?
Friend, there are more Americans working now than ever before, and the unemployment rate is at its lowest since the meltdown. It’s even lower than some points during the Reagan and Ford eras. (pretty impressive considering they, unlike Obama, didn’t have to deal with a depression at all, let alone from day one) Just search “job creation graph” on Google images if you need a reminder of how big a sh*thole we were in four years ago and how far Obama’s brought us out of it. Almost every graph will give the same idea.
and seriously, this current administration didn’t screw the current economy… it was already *ucked up before Obama set a foot on this sinking ship! I’m not defending the guy, just an observer…
and you do now the meaning of sarcasm, right?
He’s doing the reverse Colbert. “Look at my rich, white friend!”
One of these things is not like the other.
Yes. Put that guy into the oven.
Because racial solidarity is legitimate for some Sneeches but not for other Sneeches.
(aide in background)
“ok…ok…black guy, hispanic, woman hispanic, FUCK! Where’s a black girl in a fast food joint when you need one! Pull him! There’s a McDonald’s down the street! Damnit!”
if it’s any consolation, there’s a crippled asian girl in a wheelchair, you just can’t see her because of the camera angle.
Obama is a rich mofo too, but you only hear about Romney’s wealth. They’re both hacks. We’re fucked either way.
Except that Obama earned his wealth through teaching and writing, whereas Romney earned his by breaking up American companies and shipping the jobs overseas.
Don’t forget the starter million from Mitten’s dad. Born in a skybox but thinks he hit a home-run.
http://dissentingdemocrat.wordpress.com/2011/08/23/how-did-obama-become-a-millionaire/
teaching pays many, many millions now? or public office?
Gotta call Bullshit on that, morga. See mismy’s link below.
His crappy books add up to under 2 mil, yet they have 12 mil in the bank!?
It’s baffling how people defend these empty suits. Politicians get their vast sums through crony capitalism. They’re connected. Like Newt getting a cool 1.5 mil for ‘consulting fees’ from Freddie Mac, King O got kickbacks from the ‘fast and furious’ gun-running operation for all we know.
Well since 3 out of the 4 cant vote and the fourth is clearly a homosexual black male in his lower 20′s that probably wont vote anyways…I don’t think Mr. Romney cares he wont be getting their votes
Should liberal celebrities who earn a billion times more in a minute than the average fast food worker makes avoid posing with them?
No because they voted for Obama and therefore it is impossible for them to be viewed in the same light as a rich conservative.
I’ll bet you $10,000 Mitt’s right hand is on his wallet.
this is real funny
Mitt looks a little frightened, the first time you stand next to a black person is always the hardest.
“Look! I just captured 3 of them. See how tough I am on immigration?”
Oh hell no! He invaded Chipotle! Get out of my favorite spot!
love me some chipotle
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Chipotle is not the UN, Mitt
Why is Mitt out of uniform?
“Hold on tight Marcella, I won’t let him deport you”
Mitt is winning them over to his side…one dope at a time!!!hahaha
Funny, Obamma only eats at white people establishments!!!hahaha
You know, in pictures like this there’s always some black guy saying it all with his eyes.
Yeah, as if he’s standing next to the devil.
After this photo was taken, Romney had them deported and sent their jobs overseas.
Right, they have to be illegal immigrants because all Americans are pasty white and obese.
Is that a married gay couple to the left?