This Guy Won The Internet And Other News

- Why Mitt Romney probably shouldn’t pose with fast food workers who make 1/1,000,000,000th the amount he does in a minute. [Uproxx]

- The time The Shriners openly shat all over Justin Timberlake. [Lainey Gossip]

- I’m not sure I like seeing abs that manly so close to underboob. [theCHIVE]

- Britney Spears is only allowed to look at and talk on the phone when a grown up’s in the room. Got it. [Dlisted]

- Here’s a bunch of crazy GIFs of Honey Boo Boo’s mom in case you’ve somehow never stepped foot in a Walmart. [BuzzFeed]

- Gillian Anderson’s cleavage wants you to believe. [Popoholic]

- Kristin Cavallari gave birth two months ago. [TooFab]

- Jessica Biel’s having an outbreak. [Celebslam]

- Even Cosmo readers want to look at Kate Upton’s breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A Beautiful Mind has more meth and nudity in real life. [FilmDrunk]

- Paz Vega poses for GQ Mexico. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Robert Pattinson can’t stop being England’s sexiest man alive. [IDLYITW]

- Bristol Palin is a redneck? I would’ve never guessed. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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