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October 3rd, 2012 // 52 Comments
Mitt Romney Chipotle

- Why Mitt Romney probably shouldn’t pose with fast food workers who make 1/1,000,000,000th the amount he does in a minute. [Uproxx]

- The time The Shriners openly shat all over Justin Timberlake. [Lainey Gossip]

- I’m not sure I like seeing abs that manly so close to underboob. [theCHIVE]

- Britney Spears is only allowed to look at DisneyJr.com and talk on the phone when a grown up’s in the room. Got it. [Dlisted]

- Here’s a bunch of crazy GIFs of Honey Boo Boo‘s mom in case you’ve somehow never stepped foot in a Walmart. [BuzzFeed]

- Gillian Anderson‘s cleavage wants you to believe. [Popoholic]

- Kristin Cavallari gave birth two months ago. [TooFab]

- Jessica Biel‘s having an outbreak. [Celebslam]

- Even Cosmo readers want to look at Kate Upton‘s breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A Beautiful Mind has more meth and nudity in real life. [FilmDrunk]

- Paz Vega poses for GQ Mexico. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Robert Pattinson can’t stop being England’s sexiest man alive. [IDLYITW]

- Bristol Palin is a redneck? I would’ve never guessed. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. cc

    ‘Holy shit, you should SEE this guy’s tax return!!!’

  2. Not a single person in this photo will vote for him.

  3. Cock Dr

    Thank U blogger.
    Sometimes, very occasionally, you bring us the gold.

  4. mismy

    hahaha this is awesome

  5. Da Troooooof

    Yo! this dude be crazy son, thinkin’ he can be prez over da black dude! Once you go black ya ain’t never goin’ back America!!!!

    • if black = humane and progress… let black fall upon us!

      • Craptard

        you do know that there’s fewer Americans working now than since the 1930′s, 16 trillion in debt, and the highest unemployment rate since they started measuring it, right? How the hell is that ‘progress’?

      • stan

        Friend, there are more Americans working now than ever before, and the unemployment rate is at its lowest since the meltdown. It’s even lower than some points during the Reagan and Ford eras. (pretty impressive considering they, unlike Obama, didn’t have to deal with a depression at all, let alone from day one) Just search “job creation graph” on Google images if you need a reminder of how big a sh*thole we were in four years ago and how far Obama’s brought us out of it. Almost every graph will give the same idea.

      • and seriously, this current administration didn’t screw the current economy… it was already *ucked up before Obama set a foot on this sinking ship! I’m not defending the guy, just an observer…

      • and you do now the meaning of sarcasm, right?

  6. vallo

    He’s doing the reverse Colbert. “Look at my rich, white friend!”

  7. Area Man

    One of these things is not like the other.

  8. Oz Matters

    Yes. Put that guy into the oven.

  9. The Right

    Because racial solidarity is legitimate for some Sneeches but not for other Sneeches.

  10. Deacon Jones

    (aide in background)
    “ok…ok…black guy, hispanic, woman hispanic, FUCK! Where’s a black girl in a fast food joint when you need one! Pull him! There’s a McDonald’s down the street! Damnit!”

    • Craptard

      if it’s any consolation, there’s a crippled asian girl in a wheelchair, you just can’t see her because of the camera angle.

  11. bubbles

    Obama is a rich mofo too, but you only hear about Romney’s wealth. They’re both hacks. We’re fucked either way.

    • morga

      Except that Obama earned his wealth through teaching and writing, whereas Romney earned his by breaking up American companies and shipping the jobs overseas.

  12. @shutupfatty

    Well since 3 out of the 4 cant vote and the fourth is clearly a homosexual black male in his lower 20′s that probably wont vote anyways…I don’t think Mr. Romney cares he wont be getting their votes

  13. Mary Feeney

    Should liberal celebrities who earn a billion times more in a minute than the average fast food worker makes avoid posing with them?

    • @shutupfatty

      No because they voted for Obama and therefore it is impossible for them to be viewed in the same light as a rich conservative.

  14. Dick Hell

    I’ll bet you $10,000 Mitt’s right hand is on his wallet.

  15. Randy

    this is real funny

  16. Chris Christie (can you smell the cheese growing under my moobs?)

    Mitt looks a little frightened, the first time you stand next to a black person is always the hardest.

  17. “Look! I just captured 3 of them. See how tough I am on immigration?”

  18. Crissy

    Oh hell no! He invaded Chipotle! Get out of my favorite spot!

  19. rantatonne

    love me some chipotle

  20. mike

    Chipotle is not the UN, Mitt

  21. tlmck

    Why is Mitt out of uniform?

  22. “Hold on tight Marcella, I won’t let him deport you”

  23. ambush

    Mitt is winning them over to his side…one dope at a time!!!hahaha
    Funny, Obamma only eats at white people establishments!!!hahaha

  24. the whole enchilada

    You know, in pictures like this there’s always some black guy saying it all with his eyes.

  25. The Ugly Truth

    After this photo was taken, Romney had them deported and sent their jobs overseas.

  26. Burt

    Right, they have to be illegal immigrants because all Americans are pasty white and obese.

  27. Anton

    Is that a married gay couple to the left?

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