Mitt Romney Cancelled Campaign Staff’s Credit Cards During His Concession Speech

November 9th, 2012 // 210 Comments
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The election is over, Barack Obama won, we’re in the middle of a goddamn bikini photo tsunami, so there’s absolutely no need for another politics post for a long ass time. Except Mitt Romney pulled such an incredibly impressive dick move Tuesday night, that I couldn’t live with myself if we didn’t take a moment to bask in its dickishness. I’m genuinely not even trying to make fun of the guy, that’s how awestruck I am by the epic lack of fuck he managed to give. It’s practically biblical. Via NBC News thanks to Todd who I feel like I owe a firstborn to for this:

From the moment Mitt Romney stepped off stage Tuesday night, having just delivered a brief concession speech he wrote only that evening, the massive infrastructure surrounding his campaign quickly began to disassemble itself.
Aides taking cabs home late that night got rude awakenings when they found the credit cards linked to the campaign no longer worked.
“Fiscally conservative,” sighed one aide the next day.

To put how badassly cold this move was in perspective, somewhere Derek Jeter‘s finding out how to give the chicks he bangs credit cards just so he can cancel them on their cab ride home because this is way better than going, “Uh, here, have a bobblehead. Get out.” It’s all about panache.

Photo: Getty


  1. Steve

    Too bad he can’t pull O’s credit card—that’s the one he needs to pull.

  2. Mr.fknhappy

    Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime…….“Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes… and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.”

  3. gigi

    “dum dum dum dum dum….”

  4. It’s weird how so many people bitch about the political posts, but they always get ten times the comments.

  5. porn star

    OBAMACARE is terrible until one of you gets cancer, or has a heart attack, or breaks an arm. People are stupid.

    I want socialized health care, the right to earn a living with minimal government intervention, give me 4 weeks vacation in the summer, and a chance to build my own enterprise, starting with 3 dollars in my pocket, give me a good education, and let me live.

    Survival of the fittest-and the most connected.

  6. yeeEEee

    You’re done. Now, get out !! LOL

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