Missy_Alice

missy_alice.jpgThis wannabe model stands more of a chance than most other wannabe models, namely because she’s actually attractive. It’s amazing how many ugly skanks are out there who think they’ve got a chance at stardom because they wear haltertops and short skirts. Newsflash, bimbos: dressing like a slut doesn’t make you beautiful. Sure, it helps with getting you laid, but it’s not going to put you anywhere on the map. And that getting laid part is still pretty iffy when you look the way you do.

So back to this girl. There’s not really anything I can say here. She’s about the most stunning blogger I’ve ever stumbled upon. It’s these kinds of girls that I would encourage to wear the haltertops and short skirts.

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