Miss USA pretended to strip. BURN HER!

May 17th, 2010 // 171 Comments

That didn’t take long.

Rima Fakih, the Miss USA 2010 winner who’s “flushing our society down the toilet” by winning a beauty pageant according to white people with the Internet, apparently competed in a pole-dancing contest for Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning radio show in 2007 which is now being investigated by pageant officials. RadarOnline reports:

Mojo said that when the pageant spokesperson called his station, “They were not happy about the photos. They don’t want this out there. I asked if something was wrong and they told me they couldn’t comment on that and just needed to make a determination.
“Rima’s a good girl. She was so incredible at the event and we don’t think it should be a reflection of her Miss USA title,” Mojo continued. “There are doctors and lawyers that are a part of those events we do, so we don’t think the pageant should look at this in a negative way.”

Of course, performing in a pole-dancing contest with your clothes on will soon be equated with claiming you were underage when a breeze blew your shirt open in front of a professional photographer, except just kidding, you really made 800 videos of yourself masturbating. I mean, the two are practically identical once you stop employing logic and recognize this woman is Obama’s sleeper agent sent to murder us in the shower with affordable health care. DON’T TOUCH THAT SHAMPOO!

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. AJ

    As the sinking sun bathed the farm with its golden rays, Ezekiel pushed back the brim of his straw hat and admired the view. On the vast expanse of acreage roamed a large, majestic herd of the creatures known as trolls – the very same creatures that had provided his family with finances and sustenance of years. “9/11 was an inside job!” brayed some. “Caucasians are the superior race!” cried others.

    Ezekiel grinned and shook his head. His charges were hungry, he knew, for after waking at approximately one in the afternoon, they had worked up an appetite by furiously masturbating to hentai and furry porn.

    He strode toward the gate and unlatched it, stepping into the enclosure. Already the trolls were gathering around, eagerly screaming out various racial slurs. With a deep breath, Ezekiel summoned his most unhappy of memories before shouting: “How dare you all! We are all equal on the inside! You make me sick to be living on the same Earth as you!” The trolls fed on his misery, taking in their fill before growing bored and wandering off.

    Satisfied, Ezekiel couldn’t help but to smile as he wiped away his tears. It would be a bumper crop this year.

  2. ham

    @101 thanks for the amatuer history lesson, but your ethnocentrism is still showing. Really now, America might have been discovered long before the Europeans set foot on it. Other nations have sailed and explored the globe long before ship-building technology took off in Europe. Also, I never claimed other countries aren’t vicious when it comes to war, except the fact that all those examples you mentioned came from a less recent part of history. I was hoping humans were more cilvilized than that. Another thing is cultural imperialism, which irks me more, far more insidious than any outright brutality. Lastly, despite all the stuff you know, you’re still a bigot spewing vitriol… as they say, history is written by the winners- don’t believe in your own superiority.

  3. Sidney Vicious

    She’s very cute.

    I guess we’ll have a version of Tea Baggers after her much like how they came together once Obama won office screaming they want their country back.

  4. Bergstorm

    # 150

    You asked how, let me tell you “how”. No one uses Dinar anymore in Iraq. The citizens do not use their national currency because of abundance of dollars. How you might ask they have dollars? that lies in a “mystery”

    As you know trading with other currencies is a crime. nevertheless, in iraq people trade in dollars in shops etc. Who allows it, how they find the US dollars?

    In 2006 the current iraqi government took office so why do they let their citizen to trade in dollars while it’s an international crime??? that’s the problem. Do you really believe that Kurds will take their land back? hell no. If the main goal was to “bring democracy and give the Kurds their land back ” why on earth US troops were there at the first place? Why didn’t US send money aid or munition aid. Why kill thousands??

    Those are baby steps towards oil control and yes no one controls anything yet. you should ask yourself why our troops are still there it’s been 7 years since war started and the government already established.

  5. MARTIN

    WITH ALL THE RESPECT SHE LOOKS LIKE A DRAGQUEEN

  6. ash

    y don’t ppl leave her alone. lots of Americans do far worst than that.

  7. Sera

    Hahahaha, Im really getting a laugh out of reading these comments.. just because the idiot superficial writer points out she is of middle eastern decent all the jim bobs and tom boys come out with their best Arab jokes (hardy har har! god bless ameriku)

    yettttt drool over Kim Kardashian like a fatboy about to eat a cheesburger … Helloo, what do you think her ethnic backround is? Mexican? *laughs*

    so to all the white guys making weak arab jokes;
    don’t act like you would even have the luxury of rejecting her…..
    stick to fucking your sister in your mommas trailor ;) (see? i can be racist too :))

    saying all Islamic people do honor killings and blow up buildings is like saying all Christians are a bunch of hysterical, obnoxiously brainwashed jesus freaks whos intelligence does not surpass insulting anyone and anything different…… :)

    and as for all the woman hating… booooooooring, you hating on every female on this site makes you automatically pathetic so your comment is pretty much worthless to society.

    anyways, i think shes beautiful.

  8. Lauren

    Dear Sera,

    While I understand and agree with your points, as a fellow female I’m going to have to ask you to stop trying to feign intellectual superiority while having the grammar skills of a 10-year-old, lest you take our sex back to the Precambrian times. In short: please do not post anything. Ever.

  9. Sera

    Dear Lauren,

    i tend to just type out whatever is on my mind as fast as i can so i can move on with my life…..
    but ill be sure to write in college format for you next time. is MLA okay with you? :)

    let me kindly remind you that this is a celebrity gossip website. rather ironic place to be attacking someone because of their grammer

    so in short:
    go be an anal bitch somewhere else.

    PS. someone buy this woman a vibrator!

  10. Nishan

    You disgusting white american trash – Get your own house in order before casting aspersions on other people and communities . You are the bane of this world where immorality , racism and sexism was born and filtered through to other nations . Most of your people are full of crap and have no substance !

  11. Nishan

    You disgusting white american trash – Get your own house in order before casting aspersions on other people and communities . You are the bane of this world where immorality , racism and sexism was born and filtered through to other nations . Most of your people are full of crap and have no substance !

  12. Nishan

    You disgusting white american trash – Get your own house in order before casting aspersions on other people and communities . You are the bane of this world where immorality , racism and sexism was born and filtered through to other nations . Most of your people are full of crap and have no substance !

  13. Nishan

    You disgusting white american trash – Get your own house in order before casting aspersions on other people and communities . You are the bane of this world where immorality , racism and sexism was born and filtered through to other nations . Most of your people are full of crap and have no substance !

  14. Nishan

    You disgusting white american trash – Get your own house in order before casting aspersions on other people and communities . You are the bane of this world where immorality , racism and sexism was born and filtered through to other nations . Most of your people are full of crap and have no substance !

  15. jnice

    Ummm…. I see nothing but women in that pic (which is fine BTW). But is she pole dancing at an all ladies event? I mean, no men want to see this? No meat in her diet?

  16. Johnny Blade

    Miss USA is hot and a harem of ladies of her ilk would be very pleasing, bust a nut!!!

  17. BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    What an attention whore

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