Miss USA keeps her crown


Donald Trump announced at a news conference today that the Miss USA organization is going to let Tara Conner keep her crown, despite “behavioral and personal issues” which included going to bars even though she’s underage. Trump said he believed she made bad mistakes but deserves a second chance, and would undergo therapy for her problems. But the real moral of the story? You can do anything when you’re pretty. Want to punch a fireman in the face? Go for it. Eat a bald eagle? Sure, why not. You’ve earned it.