18-year-old Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza – who fainted shortly after being crowned Miss Universe – says the cause was because “it was hard to breathe and the dress was very tight and weighed a lot” and not because she had been starving herself. She says:
“I eat very well. My nutritionist ordered me to eat six times a day.”
What kind of crazy ass nutrionist is ordering people to eat six times a day? Even normal people don’t eat that much, let alone somebody trying to be Miss Universe. Maybe her nutritionist thought she was trying out for Mr. Universe, which is an entirely different competition altogether. And judging by her physique she clearly didn’t take the guy’s advice. Unless eating six times a day means eating once. And that meal consists of a cup of water and a vitamin.
I wonder if anyone has ever heard of sarcasm?
‘Scuse me, I thought this was The Superficial, not Susan Powter’s fucking diet and fitness site!!!!
And Pinky, there is this homeless guy living in ther park across the street from my house who wants to help you out with your protein injections – hasn’t bathed in a year, but what the fuck, you can always close your eyes and pretend he’s Colin Farrell…
A to the Iz-men Nipples!
#52…Wow, Susan Powter, that brings back memories…
…So I’m masturbating to Susan and I’m fantasizing right, and just as I’m going down on her I see I’m holding a fistful of penis WHOA!!!, so I look up right,and who do I see?
BAM!!..Dolph fucking Lundgren.
haven’t been the same since.
#51, pinky…
saurcasm…isn’t that what the rednecks put on their hotdogs during OCTOBERFEST?
mmm…cabbage…
LOTS of people who eat 6 times a day have jutting collarbones and pass out.
Trannies make my inner thighs damp.
This girl is gorgeous, and well, what Puerto Rican isn’t?? Hellooo..Jennifer Lopez..Nicole Richie.. & more = Hot Puerto Ricans!!
@ 33.. david letterman said that already.. so it’s not funny when other people pretend they thought of it.. sorry.
I eat 6x a day, and I’m a size 2. I think she’s telling the truth.
The Kate Moss Diet (formerly known as the politically incorrect Auschwitz diet, but definitely the Supermodel’s favorite…)
Breakfast – Diet green tea and toast crumbs – (purge)
Lunch – Drink the juice of boiled potato skins – (purge)
Dinner (the large meal) – one Tic-Tac washed down with a can of Red Bull and a vodka shot)
Cocaine is optional, but it never hurts to speed up the metabolism…cigarettes are ALWAYS ok…
@59 I was going to give Dave props, but I accidently hit the Post Your Comment button
aw hells naw, 61!!!
do you know how many calories a red bull has!!!!!!
(throws up)
what was i saying? hey do you like my elbows in this shirt?
You’ve never heard of eating 6 small meals a day? What kind of rock have you been hiding under?? It keeps your metabolism up as well as maintains hunger. Do your research.
All I can say is #14, we bend on knee to thee, “All Hail!”
King of the shitings (that would be us).
Most excellent and the daily diet schedule is darn funny too.
Oops I forgot dessert…
Ice shavings, sprinkled with carob peanut dust on a bed of organic watercress…(then purge)…
OR, two dried pumpkin seeds (unsalted) with a sniff (ONE ONLY)!!! of vanilla extract…finish off with 2 Marlboro Reds…
Does anyone remember that Powter bitch??
Ya gotta MOVE, ya gotta EAT and ya gotta BREATHE!!!!
SHe is probably sitting at home watching reruns of her old show, while eating Betty Crocker frosting right out of the can…
@38 – Oh trust me girl, I understand. It’s like when someone says “spic” around me and then looks at me and forgets I’m 1/2 Cuban and they go, “oh…but Cubans are different”…Yea….riiiiiight. We’re just as spic as the rest of them!
@48 – Nice “Fozzie” impression…LOL…I haven’t heard Wakka Wakka in ages.
ooh, 52 and 54, you said …..
THE *F* WORD!
you’re going to get it for sure, now! somebody just today was BANNED from this site for using that word! i know, they told everybody. i’m telling…..
“i just got banned from this site…”
so many things wrong with that sentence.
and my mother is a non-nutritionist. she says it’s a known fact that preservatives will help us live longer, and tequila has no carbs(great if you’re on atkins).she also highly recommends eating bacon 6 times a day for a shiny coat. sawdust is the best natural fiber. did you know many parts of the pine tree are edible?
fucking gossip site, people! i get enough dietary tips from my doctor, thank you very much.
(my mom also says TCLTC. she knows all about it. because she knows everything)
i love my soapbox. i take it with me everywhere.
How the fuck can they ban people from using that word when they already told us they couldn’t ban certain people before…like the COOB. I don’t fucking understaaaaaaaaaand.
Actually eating six meals IS a good idea. Not large meals, hobbit-style. But little tiny meals to keep your body assured that it’s not going to run out of food. Like a little piece of roasted chicken and some broccoli.
forget the damn dieting no meals a day,6 meals a day, 8 meals a day, 365 meals a day. nobody cares whats good for you&&whats not. shes malnoursihed but she looks good. she won. shes orange. shes happy. the end.
now lets stop this fitness talk.
#75…
How about a nice piece of rancid pork with some brown, slimy lettuce slathered with some sour half-and-half and to finish it off, a warm flat beer with some cigarette butts at the bottom of the bottle? (yikes, sounds like having dinner at Colin Farrell’s place don’t it?)
Christ Almighty, now we are swapping recipes…has everyone gone “Lance Bass” today???
Whoopsy, I meant #74, NOT #75…
I don’t want to get bitch slapped, but all this diet/fitness crap is starting to piss me off! I might just go “Susan” on ya!!
I’ve seen been better Puerto Ricans stealing my hub caps.
zanna (@73)-
i don’t think they are. that’s my point. just another coob personality. hmm. which of the personalities was it that never swore? (besides edna. i think edna’s SPECIAL).
it just pissed me off.
@79 – bunyhugga
Oh, I thought you said someone got an e-mail so I was like, “that the fuckity fuck fuck fuck you’re gonna have to call me cunti-cuntington if I get an e-mail that says I cant say fuck anymore. Fuck that shit. fuckers. I feel so free. And I am typing naked in front of a fan. Ahoy!
I have to say that is one of the most inauthentic smiles I have ever seen. Uh, yes… I am so happy, can’t you tell?
#80
I think that’s classy – Cuntington – what a snotty, preppy, fucking Vassar, stuck-up, four-year-lesbian cunty name…I fucking LOVE it…cuz it’s just so CUNTY, you know?? cunty cunty cunty, cunt cunt cunt…
Kate Cuntington…
Cathy Cuntington…
Caitlin Cuntington…
Mandy Cuntington…
It’s just so fucking CUNTY…
I myself love the bacon grease diet as described by BunnyHumper in #71…
I drink 3 glasses of pure, fresh bacon grease a day – it keeps my coat real shiny, but I shit like a racehorse without warning, which is kind of inconvenient while waiting in line at the bank…
Also, it’s just so cunty…
Most of obese middle america would probably read that and say “I wish I hayd meh a nutrishunist thayt wud teyll meh to ate six tams a day!!!” and actually go rush to their neighborhood KFC several times because “mizz yunivarse duuuz it.”
People in Asia eat several times a day and stay positively thin. They think that our concept of sitting down for a meal three times a day is weird .
And of course they don’t go to KFC all the time…
I’m a student in nutrition and yes, eating six times a day is a good idea because it keeps your blood sugar from plummeting down between meals and it keeps your metabolism going. But I just wonder why she hired a nutritionist- if you have no problems with eating etc why would you get one? Maybe it’s diabetes or some other illness, but I thought it was weird that she said ‘my nutritionist ordered me to…’ like she can’t think for herself what would be a good way of eating.
I think this girl needs a big mac or two miss universe or not
Another “way too much” post the same day. I suggest from now on you just change the photo but leave the rest of the post the same and repeat it over and over, given the kind of retards that lurk here, nobody will notice.
Six meals a day? I’d love to see the menu on that diet.
Im puertorrican, and i know what she really try to talk about. She say that because you have to eat helthy snacks, as fruits, between your daily meals (breakfast, Lunch, dinner). To do not eat alot of unhealthy things on the meals to satisfied your appetatite. Because that could cause you became overweigth very fast.
The thing is when you are translating some thing you could say some errors, and i thinks that could happen to her.
This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??
http://www.perezhilton.com
Perez is the new shiznit!
This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??
http://www.perezhilton.com
Perez is the new shiznit!
This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??
http://www.perezhilton.com
Perez is the new shiznit!
This fucking site isn’t even moderated, the owners are retarded motherfucking assholes.
i’m sorry did someone just complain that this site isnt moderated enough???????
wtf if you want your right to free speech taken away by all means go to commiegossip.com and get it over with.
p.s Harry you are HILARIOUS HILARIOUS
When will they add pole dancing to the miz universe competition?
Every Puerto Rican woman I’ve ever known could eat like a horse and still look perfect. They also could sock down the liquor and other recreational acoutrements with no noticeable negative effects. They don’t age either. Whatever.
I am completely sure that there is nothing but water and ex-lax running through her body lol
actually eating 6 small meals a day is what a lot of people do to lose weight. she is incredibly skinny though.