Miss Universe eats way too much


18-year-old Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza – who fainted shortly after being crowned Miss Universe – says the cause was because “it was hard to breathe and the dress was very tight and weighed a lot” and not because she had been starving herself. She says:

“I eat very well. My nutritionist ordered me to eat six times a day.”

What kind of crazy ass nutrionist is ordering people to eat six times a day? Even normal people don’t eat that much, let alone somebody trying to be Miss Universe. Maybe her nutritionist thought she was trying out for Mr. Universe, which is an entirely different competition altogether. And judging by her physique she clearly didn’t take the guy’s advice. Unless eating six times a day means eating once. And that meal consists of a cup of water and a vitamin.