Miss Universe 2004

So I was looking through these Miss Universe 2004 photos and I can’t help but wonder how some of these contestants got in. I don’t mean to be rude (okay maybe a little), but in what world could this or this ever be considered Miss Universe? It boggles my mind that this is the best these countries have to offer. I pity the men from Nicaragua, if the most beautiful woman from their country looks like this.

And to make up for all that ugly, here are some delightful treats from Israel, India, and Switzerland. Now these are the kinds of ladies that should be in a contest like this. What kind? The pretty kind.