Miss Universe

Thanks to a reader for submitting this picture of Miss Universe before makeup and before tanning. Not that she’s ugly here or anything, she just doesn’t look quite as spectacular as she does when she has her skirt falling off. Wait, what? Also, can anybody make out what it says on her left breast/shoulder? I’m hoping it says something scandalous like “Playboy Sex Parks”, but I can’t seem to make it out.

*UPDATE: Apparently her jacket says Braye Cragg Solicitors. Our lovely Miss Universe used to be a solicitor? Say it ain’t so! – thanks Robert