Miss Louisiana Teen proves her state is, in fact, full of giant idiots

October 22nd, 2008 // 104 Comments

Jamie Lynn Spears can rest easy today. There’s someone in Louisiana dumber than she is – sort of. Maybe. Shit, let’s call it a tie. Anyway, Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans was stripped of her title today after she was busted pulling a “dine-and-dash” at a restaurant over the weekend. Turns out she left her purse at the scene. Her purse full of pot. SWISH! TMZ reports:

We just got an advance copy of a statement that will be released from Paula Miles, President of RPM, sponsor of the LA. pageant.
“Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”
Here’s the insult to injury. She only had 10 days left on her reign. But pageant officials didn’t have the patience to wait.

Somewhere, the Spears’ family is celebrating that retarded news came out of Louisiana, and this time it wasn’t about them: “Gotdamn, it weren’t us this time! Wait, hold on, Britnay’s callin’. She done swallowed a quarter again. Jamie Lynn stop having unprotected sex for a dang-gone minute and help ya sister. And quit putting your baby in the mikerwave. The good Lord didn’t give us a dishwasher for nothin’.”

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  1. Barry

    South is where retards live, huh. At least they don’t allow ignorant, dumb ass rednecks here.

  2. Master of The Obvious

    Lindsey Evans was destined for porn and now it’s gonna be her salvation. Basically, if Britney’s dad was deceased, she’d be doing porn. The bitch would quit bothering to sing and just lie on her back and disgustingly, she’d still make money.

  3. chickfuzz

    Maybe her ignorance has nothing to do with where she place of birth…it could be the fact she is a participant in a beauty pagent. I don’t think brains are that important to them.

  4. chickfuzz

    Maybe her ignorance has nothing to do with where she place of birth…it could be the fact she is a participant in a beauty pagent. I don’t think brains are that important to them.

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