Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees is effin’ pissed that Carrie Prejean was allowed to keep her crown as Miss California even after it was revealed she lied to pageant organizers about posing topless. Katie was in a similar situation in 2006, but Donald Trump wasn’t so benevolent and stripped her of the Miss Nevada title. Now she’s calling the current situation with Prejean a “huge double standard.” E! News reports:
Rees said today that she and Prejean both signed contracts swearing that there were no nude or semi-nude photographs of them in existence.
And they both broke the contract, Rees added, but she is the only one who had to pay so harshly for her mistake. She asked for a chance to reclaim her title, but was denied.
“I don’t know why I am the only one who was punished for their behavior,” she said. “I was only 19 when those photos were taken of me, and it was me in my personal life, far before I was crowned Miss Nevada. Carrie actually posed for these professional semi-nude photos.
“I think that’s worse.”
Dear Katie,
Hopefully, I can provide a satisfactory answer to your dilemma. You see, Carrie Prejean attached herself to a controversial topic making it virtually impossible to strip her of her crown without turning her into a martyr for religious nutjobs everywhere. Clearly, this is something you forgot to do, so I’ve gotta ask, was this your first pageant or something? I mean, Jesus, lady.
Best Wishes,
The Superficial Writer
debagger | May 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Dumb bitch
Blayes | May 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Ugh that girl is fug. No wonder they made her give up her crown.
g_girl | May 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm
miss nevada- not that hot.
me | May 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Can someone shut these women up? Why are they even allowed to talk? I just wanna see hot T and A and these sluts are ruining it for me.
g_girl | May 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm
#4 shut the fuck up, you moron
fact | May 13, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Miss Nevada is a rat face.
no no no | May 13, 2009 at 3:44 pm
that is one ugly miss
gosh, who gets to pick those things?
Jeezy | May 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Lots of sluts in the news these days…
moley | May 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm
nose like a boxer…
Zanna | May 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.
p0nk | May 13, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Miss Katie, did you blow ‘the Donald’ seven ways to Sunday? No? case closed.
Zanna | May 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm
“without turning her into a martyr for religious nutjobs everywhere. Clearly, this is something you forgot to do, and I’ve gotta ask, was this your first pageant or something? I mean, Jesus, lady.”
Look who put “religious nutjob” and “Jesus” in the same paragraph….
KC | May 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm
She obviously forgot to bang The Donald.
Ooga.Booga | May 13, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Katie Rees, you’re a trailer park whore. Maybe that’s why.
JD | May 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm
We still haven’t seen any Prejean tits. Until there are tits, I’d really rather not fucking hear about this again.
Thanks in advance, Superficial writer.
M | May 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm
In all fairness Miss Topless California didn’t exactly attach herself to this issue. Blame that homo Perez for her tranny face being shoved down our throats day in and day out.
RichPort's Ghost | May 13, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Lat time I was in Vegas, they had literally a whole book full of way better looking chicks willing to massage me for $25.
Anna | May 13, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Wow, kudos to the Superficial writer. Well put sir.
Deacon Jones | May 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Rich,
Dont forget the Mexicans on the sidewalk that snap their fingers, and discretely hand you the escort baseball cards.
Man,
the feminist activists from the 60s must be rolling in their graves right about now
mel | May 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm
two go in; one comes out
LInda | May 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm
A real Christian would never pose nude semi node or topless and lie about it on top of that.
LInda | May 13, 2009 at 4:08 pm
A real Christian would never pose nude semi node or topless and lie about it on top of that.
JJ Daddy-O | May 13, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Miss California knew the ice cube trick, whereas Miss Nevada did not. The Donald is all about talent.
SueMe | May 13, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I don’t know what to say about this one though I sort of agree with this Katie.
RichPort's Ghost | May 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Mr Jones, I have an entire puta “beisbol” team, but oddly, the cards say “Tapps” It’s amazing what those chicks will do with a bat for $10 and a promise of a steady housekeeping job. And a supply of disposable razors, of course…
Brian | May 13, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I think Katie is hotter than Carrie.
jbiggs | May 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm
WOOT WOOT Miss NEVADA For the win
BEAM | May 13, 2009 at 4:17 pm
“martyr for religious nutjobs everywhere.”
Does that mean Obama is a religious nutjob? Wow, you learn so much from The Fish.
el ces | May 13, 2009 at 4:26 pm
You know what?
Fuck these two morons.
p0nk | May 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm
#25, Just a warning Rich, stay away from the one lists “Pitcher” as the position.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | May 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm
damn Katie is hot, check out that azz.
Paul | May 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=445ea665
Paul | May 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=445ea665
Harry | May 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I only have one word for these two girls: Threesome.
RichPort's Ghost | May 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm
#30 – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That’s great advice… I hear they carry bats of their own. No peechers for me, thanks…
Phred Felps | May 13, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Katie honey come on over to Uncle Phred, sit right there, oops hang on manual adjustment. Ahhhhhhhh now where was I oh yes that right … life isnt fair, there always was and always will be double standards, hypocrisy, comb overs and stuff that makes you wanna smash someones head into a brick wall. You just gotta say fuck you and move on cause nobody really gives a shit anyway
jellopuddin | May 13, 2009 at 4:54 pm
If (former) Ms. Nevada shoots some topless, I’m willing to give her back her crown…
WTF | May 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Facts are:
Trump does whatever he thinks provide the most return on his investment.
Miss CA was dragged into this by Mario Lavandeira.
Stating an opinion that is opposite of the pop/media culture earns you crucifixion.
Marriage should not be recognized by local, state, or federal government agencies.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | May 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm
@29 I totally hope to.
PunkA | May 13, 2009 at 5:39 pm
MIss Nevada was hammered and doing sluty stuff with friends. Miss Cali was doing glamour shots. So lets see, which is worse? Professional modeling pics, or slutty behavior with racist drawings on dudes?
THE Donald knows Miss Cali sells and he ain’t no fool. Former Miss Nevada, however, is.
Fritz | May 13, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Miss California = side boob shot by a professional.
Miss Nevada = amateur drunken porn shot by Ashton Kutcher wannabe with his Nikon COOLPIX camera.
If I never hear about these two again, that’d be awesome.
kels | May 13, 2009 at 5:52 pm
MISS CALIFORNIA IS NOT PRETTY…HER SMILE LOOKS FAKE AND AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SHE LOOKS OLDER THAN 21 OR 22 OR WHATVER SHE AGE IS? WHITE PEOPLE AGE HORRIBLY!! NASTY SKANK.
Seanzy | May 13, 2009 at 5:57 pm
The Superficial writer turns into a complete idiot once he starts talking about politics. Stick to the celebrity bashing…
Anonymous | May 13, 2009 at 6:14 pm
The Gay Mafia sucks. Yes on 8.
Ted | May 13, 2009 at 6:17 pm
“turning her into a martyr for religious nutjobs everywhere”
otherwise known as the majority of Americans (on this issue)
Ted Danson | May 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I’d fuck both their asses so hard they’d be sponsoring gay marriage bills when we were done.
PunkA | May 13, 2009 at 6:29 pm
And now Shanna Moakler has resigned her position with the state of California pageant. HAHAHAHA. Shanna has whored herself out way more at this point than Miss Cali ever will, and she is taking a moral stand? That is rich. Seriously, just model when Miss Cali, but do Playboy AFTER and it is A-OK. Also, sleep around, make an ass of yourself on a bad reality show, then take a stand. Shanna is dumber than a bag of hammers.
Harry Doyle | May 13, 2009 at 6:29 pm
The sets of pics are completely differ…………… ahh who cares anymore….. on to the next distraction so we are oblivious to the crap that HObama is sneaking through the Congress…….. man, is he fucking up this country.
Jackson | May 13, 2009 at 6:32 pm
She definitely does not have a girdle butt like Kim Kardaskank!
Chelle | May 13, 2009 at 6:34 pm
“Religious nutjobs”?!?!
STFU, Superfish. There are plenty of people who AREN’T “religious nutjobs” who were pretty effing pissed off that Carrie Prejean was attacked all over the media for expressing her opinion.
What? She was supposed to spout some politically correct bullshit that she didn’t even believe just to make sure Perez Hilton approved of her? Fuck that.
FUCK THAT with the Statue of Liberty’s torch, you dimwit.
GEEZ. Political correctness ought to make every person with a brain as pissed as hell, and instead we get this stupidity about “religious nutjobs.”