Current Miss England Georgia Horsley launched the new Aquaclara Official Miss England bikini today. (Hint: you put your boobs in it.) Much like her British ancestor’s before her, Georgia is causing a revolution in my pants. *looks down* What the- is that a powdered wig? Take that shit off before someone sees it. I don’t need word getting around that I’m an albino sac. And put down the bayonet before you puncture a nut. Seriously, no more John Adams episodes for you. I mean it.
NOTE: Since I seem to be obsessed with asses lately, here’s a close-up of Miss England’s bikini that proves butts are the international language of AWW YEAH!
Photos: Getty Images, Splash News
i actually saw this person cos we worked with her for soemthing i dunno…she’s definately NOT worthy of Miss England and she has the dullest voice ever – so not impressed and I’m a dude!
i actually saw this person cos we worked with her for soemthing i dunno…she’s definately NOT worthy of Miss England and she has the dullest voice ever – so not impressed and I’m a dude!
i thought a british girl in a bikini would make me throw up on my own dick. who knew?
Tinfoil Raccoon
Don’t get me wrong on the boobs. I have nothing against the smaller cups, especially if they’re proportionate, like her’s. And trust me, I DESPISE fake boobs, with a passion. Silicone robs them of their softness and shape, which is pretty much all boobs have going for them in the first place.
I couldn’t agree more with you on the skin color thing. I don’t mind a girl with a tan, but I will just as soon enjoy the porcelain white softness.
This girl isn’t perfect, but I’ll be damned if she’s not hot as hell.
She’s not ugly but no Miss England…let alone Miss anything.
Pfft! for god sake, not all of us Brits have bad teeth- i’m assuming you’re all obese American ignorant pricks who couldn’t locate England on the map if you tried…if we’re playing the game of stereotypes here…
Our teeth are lovely.
She’s got a very pretty smile
But all the rest is average by European standards, she doesn’t even have the long legs you would expect from a miss anything.
Americans are not bothered by short legs any more, because when they see someone who is thin, it is so RARE, it is sufficient to define outstanding beauty, ha ha.
To RAT #125: no way the entire world wants to live in the US, only the desperate populations -plus whoever is motivated by money regardless of anything else
But cheer up, we DO want to take a vacation in your land of morons, since the Dollar is worth so little, maybe buy some appliances, and a house or two
oh my god! she is beautiful!!! by english standards, anyway. she’s a goddess, by american standards. she’s allright, by mine. not great, just allright. she could have longer legs, i mean, she’s a model, right? and what’s with the blue knees? does she also play soccer? anyway, looking at these women, and reading these comments, made me feel so good.. i mean, damn, my girlfriend is damn hot, and i’m kind of bored with her. seeing how you people drool over these tired looking skanks… lol, you would probably worship me. i should start a cult.
She’s cute but nothing special.
i have more ass than her lool, she has some cellulite eww
There you go men, no cellulite, but of course, no ass. So you pick – no ass and no cellulite or a butt and cellulite.
You brits need to take a history class. We have loaned you billions upon billions during WWI and WWII not to mention saving the entire Europe from Hitler’s reign. Plus you guys faulted on your war debt, how lame. Not to mention all the armaments we loaned you and France and Germany and Russia, if you would pay us back what you owe us we wouldn’t be in any economic probs. Just pisses me off when American blood is spilled all over Europe and not for us, to save all your lame asses who can’t win a war yourselves. And we didn’t even have an army or navy or equipment, we were training people in a matter of months and shipping them over there at ages 14 to save you. And you can’t even respect those who have died for your freedom, that is just wrong.
ww2 is soooo 60 years ago.
and this chick is Fine.
#130, you took the words right out of my mouth.
People really need to chill and come together as a whole. All the stupid stereotype are getting out of control.
And, I think she’s pretty…