Miss England’s official 2008 bikini: Britishy!

Current Miss England Georgia Horsley launched the new Aquaclara Official Miss England bikini today. (Hint: you put your boobs in it.) Much like her British ancestor’s before her, Georgia is causing a revolution in my pants. *looks down* What the- is that a powdered wig? Take that shit off before someone sees it. I don’t need word getting around that I’m an albino sac. And put down the bayonet before you puncture a nut. Seriously, no more John Adams episodes for you. I mean it.

NOTE: Since I seem to be obsessed with asses lately, here’s a close-up of Miss England’s bikini that proves butts are the international language of AWW YEAH!

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