Miss USA is an Arab!

May 17th, 2010 // 248 Comments

Donald Trump did it again.

Last year he brought us the topless bigot parade of Carrie Prejean, and now this year he’s gone ahead and pissed in the “Real America’s” face by naming Arab-American and Miss Michigan Rima Fakih Miss USA 2010. Not only that, she beat Miss Oklahoma who supported the controversial Arizona immigration law. If Texas doesn’t secede by noon, it’s the Mexican’s fault. The AP reports:

During the interview portion, Fakih was asked whether she thought birth control should be paid for by health insurance, and she said she believed it should because it’s costly.
“I believe that birth control is just like every other medication even though it’s a controlled substance,” Fakih said.
Woolard handled the night’s toughest question, about Arizona’s new immigration law. Woolard said she supports the law, which requires police enforcing another law to verify a person’s immigration status if there’s “reasonable suspicion” that the person is in the country illegally.
She said she’s against illegal immigration but is also against racial profiling.

What the-? That’s like saying you’re for the Holocaust but against genocide. Or you like to make peanut butter but only with white people instead of peanuts. Which brings me to an important point, why the hell are we even asking questions in a beauty pageant that features a swimsuit competition?

ASSISTANT: What if we asked them about politics?
TRUMP: BAHAHAHAHA! Women and politics. Hilarious! Make it happen or I’ll shoot you out of a catapult.
ASSISTANT: Yes, my liege.
TRUMP: *eats a giant turkey leg*

UPDATE: And her crown’s already in trouble.

Photos: WireImage
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  1. Akmed

    BOOM!!!!!

    Get it?

    first lolcopter

  2. smelly

    camel ppl are terrorists

  3. Marie

    3rd ??

  4. Marie

    3rd ??

  5. Marie

    3rd ??

  6. second.. and she is beauty

  7. Weed

    she is one camel – i wanna put my toe in ;)

    if you know what i mean

  8. Natalie

    Sweetie, put your burka back on….

  9. chupacabra

    …will the Taliban take out a Fatwa on her for showing us her sexy body? Or, will they send a repressed camel jockey over here to throw acid on her face?

    I’m just sayin. Taliban, they be hatin’.

  10. James T. Kirk

    I’d hit it.

  11. Smoke

    I hate all races except the hot one and she is definitely part of the hot one.

  12. pronto

    I can’t believe you care what ANY beauty pageant contestant has to say about anything political. You should care more what Elena Kegan has to say. Idiot.

  13. pronto

    I can’t believe you care what ANY beauty pageant contestant has to say about anything political. You should care more what Elena Kegan has to say. Idiot.

  14. dogface

    EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. s. shemp melophone

    @#9 (Natalie)-

    why don’t you take that pickle outta yer ass and make a sandwich?

    stupid cunt…

  16. chupacabra

    @ pronto,
    way to be debbie downer. this was one of the funniest posts on the superficial in a long assed time. you bore.

  17. Natalie

    @15: Right after I piss in your curry…

  18. pimp

    i would eat her farts…

  19. chupacabra

    @ dogface

    NICE! They don’t call it, “Bam, Iran” for nothing.

  20. dude

    Can you even imagine the waxing bill for her to look like that?

    (Rrrrrrrriiiiipppppp)
    KELLY CLARKSON!

  21. Photoshop Police

    from people mag. –
    Asked how she felt after winning the crown during the primetime NBC telecast, Fakih replied: “Ask me after I’ve had a pizza.”

    So at least the girl likes to eat, not that you can tell from those near-anorexic looking photos.

    p.s. – i’d buy her pizza ALL NIGHT LONG! YEAAAAHH!!!!

  22. This is really going to piss off the islamic nutjobs. They might as well have picked Mohammed himself as the winner of the Miss USA pageant.

    On a side note, I thought she would be hairier.

    Later,

    Mitch

  23. havoc

    No big surprise. Most of Michigan is one big sleeper cell…..

    .

  24. matt

    wow who wrote this post. you should be killed instantly for being a racist fuck. i hope you die miserably.

  25. JesseJimmy

    What’s ironic is she is from a desert, but her bush looks like a rainforest (pre-waxing).

    I GUARANTEE she will take the normal high-maintenance beauty queen stereotype to a whole new level. The arab women in the Detroit area are known worldwide for being spoiled little rich girls who cruise around in Benzes paid for by daddy’s slurpee money. . .

  26. dingo

    At least she is not a darkie!

  27. Parker

    Since I first saw her last night I’ve been unable to take my penis out of her hot sweet ass. In my mind, I mean. In reality it’d take only a few minutes to do what I want to do to her ass. Also, it’s about time a brunette won the Miss USA title. That doesn’t happen often enough. Dark-haired girls are made for anal sex.

  28. Dude Love

    She most likely only won because she was Arab, or more specifically, not white. That’s the great country we now live in.

  29. #28 wants his country back…

  30. Lupe Aleman

    This was The Miss USA contest. She is an American people plain and simple.

  31. @24 you mean the superficial should die?.

  32. DABzilla

    hey i dunno if you knew this, but this is fucking online tabloids and you are wasting your life, its not important what these people do or say as much as what you do or say. read geekologie, as this math proof will show you:
    geekologiewriter > superficial”guy”
    its also proven that reading geekologie will make you better in tha sack, as opposed to thesuperficial which makes you get ovarian cancer, or gives you ovaries to give you said cancer.
    write about real things, then get back to me.

  33. DABzilla

    hey i dunno if you knew this, but this is fucking online tabloids and you are wasting your life, its not important what these people do or say as much as what you do or say. read geekologie, as this math proof will show you:
    geekologiewriter > superficial”guy”
    its also proven that reading geekologie will make you better in tha sack, as opposed to thesuperficial which makes you get ovarian cancer, or gives you ovaries to give you said cancer.
    write about real things, then get back to me.

  34. This woman looks exactly like what I imagine that fully covered Arab chick who lived in my old apartment building looked like… I just knew they were smokin’ hot under those beekeeper uniforms…

  35. Ahmed

    If the writer had used the title “Miss USA is this” there wouldn’t have been a single objection in the comments. You’re all racists first, and “sensitive” second.

  36. Matthew

    holy god she is hot

  37. @ 8 so you think she is ugly? Can you offer something better? Certainly not classier. PICS or GTFO fattie.

  38. fritboom

    I don’t care is she is Bin Ladin’s daughter. She is being causing blood to rush to my man part.

  39. v-tard

    @25: JesseJimmy:

    Historically and culturally not true about the bush.

    Historically, the women of harems kept by the Sultans of old were bush-free. They kept it smooth with a combination of razors, tweezers and – get ready for sympathy pain – lye diluted in water. Basically old-fashioned Nair or Veet.

    Culturally, a Muslim woman prepares for her wedding night by removing all her body hair from neck to toe. The farther away from Islam’s cultural centre in the Middle East, the less likely this tradition is adhered to, but it does exist. After the wedding night, it’s up to the husband if he cares to impose his will, and secondly the wife’s choice on whether to maintain it.

    In a weird, backwards way, you are more likely to find a married MILF who shaves herself smooth in Arabia, than you are a high school-aged teen.

  40. Bin Laden can’t be happy about this…

  41. Uggghhhh

    Sure she is hot now, but they all get really ugly over time. No not being a racist, just pointing it out.

  42. Moak

    which reminds me, why am i reading anything political on this site? i’m just here to look at boobs, not listen to a total idiot make nonsensical analogies.

  43. Jim

    She said she was proud to win Miss USA and she hopes lots and lots of people will come to her victory celebration in Times Square, adding “…and don’t worry about security, just get as close to my car as you can.”

  44. pete

    “In a weird, backwards way, you are more likely to find a married MILF who shaves herself smooth in Arabia, than you are a high school-aged teen.”

    well then junior high it is…

  45. Erica

    She probably has to shave three times a day.

  46. Sad

    Our society is flushing the USA down the toilet…. so sad…

  47. Manny

    She looks good but when she takes off her panties the stench is intolerable.

  48. me

    she’s a cutie.

    I don’t know about Americans that are against the Arizona Immigration Bill that was passed. Have you actually read the thing? Did you know, that it’s against the law in ANY country to pass borders without permission? The state of Arizona is enforcing this in a way that is very TAME compared to the entire South American continent. I’ve had a machine gun in my face demanding my passport. That’s how much they care about their land. They don’t want gringos taking over. However, the gringos here are cool about the Mexicans taking over. HA!

    I think people that are against this bill obviously have NO travel experience outside of the US. They are screaming “I don’t know what the rest of the world is like, because I live in a box”. America needs to catch up with the rest of the world on so many levels. That, or send ALL the people that are against this bill to Mexico and they can save all “their people”. This is not a liberal or conservative issue. Superificial writer needs to get out into the world. Take a vaca. man.

  49. jumpin_j

    What? That no good Trump had an AY-RAB win? Not in my amurka!

  50. Andy

    “However, the gringos here are cool about the Mexicans taking over.”

    Really? They’ve disguised it cleverly, in the form of U.S. citizens being too greedy to pay legal wages for all workers and too addicted to stop funding the drug trade.

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