Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was officially named the hottest chick on the planet, or just Miss Universe 2010, in Vegas last night effectively continuing Donald Trump‘s silent campaign to make white people’s heads explode into a boner stew of xenophobia. — I don’t even know what that means. Granted, this was a competition between countries from around the world, a Mexican took the top honor on American soil essentially proving those Minutemen citizen border patrols are nothing but drunken Nazis who suck at life. No, really, she was wearing a bikini and sparkling. That’s like catching a five foot lightning bug. C’mon.
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shes got some bruising on her legs. I love it
Haha I noticed that as well… pic 5 looks like a finger print
Mexico sucks. Now, I’m not saying she’s a Wetback – I’m just saying she would be one when I got through with her.
I would spray my cum over her hairy pussy
You Suck!!
No, but really does Mexico suck. You can tell this because you have to pay Federales 20 bucks to not plant drugs on you when you drive through their village.
And you fucker buy that drug…you sucks fucking bastard!!
smashsmash, you’re really an asshole. Nobody pays them anything, just the retarded like you.
Where did the cameltoe go?
Holy shit, she is wearing one of those camel toe shields! You can really see it in pic 4.
That is where Mexican chicks keep their WIC wallet from being stole from their beaner men to buy tequila, you can see it in in pic four for sure.
She looks white to me- not short hairy n dumpy like all the mexis i see. Now who wants to bet she’s never going back to Mexico?
Mexico aka California aka Texas aka Arizona same shit. Stop trying to get all sarah palin. I’d almost rather live with a bunch of illegals than see that bitch’s face on tv. I said *almost*.. aww what the fuk* who gives a shit I hate them all. But I’m happy on the inside tee hee
Happy, more like demented!!! shit for Brains!! (sad that you’re Asian)
FUG ASS CHOLA
Minutemen rock.
Im sure that’s what ur gf said to u… She’s lying.
Why didn’t she do something about those arm hairs when she was removing her mustache? So average… But then again this contest sucks ass, so I wouldn’t expect much anyway.
I’d profile it.
Her body is perfect. Completely flawless.
If you don’t consider the fact that she is apeishly hairy a flaw.
try spell check, lol
Miss Universe? Who cares? Let’s get high!
rolling papers
i love you
This poster has an excellent attitude & perspective on the entire contest.
towelie is that you??
She looks like Vanessa Hudgens.
Janice I was going to post that too. A prettier version of Vanessa. Mixed with a bit of Liz Taylor. She’s very pretty. Almost all of them are. But her body is surprisingly very average. Miss Jamaica has a very sexy, hot, smokin, body. Makes miss Mexico look like a little girl. But Mexico had prettier face. But when it comes down to it. There are beautiful women in every race, every country. Ppl are so silly who try to say only Latin women are hot. I’ve seen stunning women who are black, white, Latin etc. And if you don’t keep eating healthy and working out, a physically beautiful woman can become physically ugly.
i think shes gorgeous and her thighs rock haha. shes got a fantastic figure!
VIVA MEXICO indeed!
I just got the urge to eat some Mexican for lunch.
Miss Ireland made Angelina Jolie look like a dogs ass. The contest was rigged so a Hispanic girl won.
Get over it!!
Anchor Baby for the win!
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I have to say that the new Superficial writer is really not funny. Honestly, I haven’t laughed at this site in weeks, and this post is just plain fucking stupid. She’s hot, she’s got a great body, and I would love to pound the shit out of her, regardless of what she looks like. Miss Universe is fucking always from South or Central America, so who gives a fuck about the stupid title of this post?
Get a new writer, this guy sucks.
Is there a new writer for this page?!! That would explain everything. This site used to be hilarious but I haven’t laughed in a while. There’s an edge that just makes the writer seem angry now instead of funny. And I’m really tired of the lame political pot shots.
political and religous shots. Superficial writer is lame and uncreative. Oh shit, I’ll probably download another virus on my computer for typing this.
Lame political pot shots will bring in the “progressives” who will then tell the sheep at MoveOn.Org, Digg or Daily Kos how “cool” this site is. Only thing The Superficial can do now is point to some nameless blog because it claims Rush Limbaugh is fat.
PS: Fucking politics on this site now? Talking about Minutemen border patrols and xenophobia? Not to mention all of the stupid Biblical references? IF I WANTED POLITICS I’D GO TO FUCKING CNN.
I agree.
and this is the way “white people” show how educated are, … how would you feel if i call you all, white trash is offensive and racist, that way of expression only show a little about your lack of culture.. is a shame for a country that claims itself as the one defending the liberty, totalk like that about a person, a country or a race… hopes you another 9/11 but bigger
You know another good way to show how educated you are, Mike? Using correct grammer to express yourself. If you’re going to wish another 9/11 on us (fuck you), LEARN ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER!!!
Yeah “grammer”??? LOL you don’t even know how to spell your own language. Shame on you!
DAMMIT! I noticed that right after I posted. Sorry folks! I think I’ve just learned a valuable grammer nazi lesson. Perhaps “my bad” is appropriate here…
It is “grammar”
Ignorance attracts Racists like you!!
If someone 9/11′d Mexico you wouldn’t even notice, except it might smell better.
You must be talking about the stench coming out of your Racist mouth, oops meant ass, no difference with people like you!!! No wonder white America is dying, they are doing it all by themselves! How sad, NOT!
Are her boobs real?
Cute and lean but not much to write home about…
I have seen better on any given Tuesday…
Some eyes you have, man.
I’m sure you looking through bi-focals!!!
Im amazed at all you homos and priss pot females that watched a fucking miss whatever “contest”…and even more amazed that ANYONE gives a shit about these “contests”.
Youre the types whose daughters will be the next Jon Benets/ weirdo freaks that end up on Dateline, Toddlers and Tiaras or every other fucked up disaster waiting to happen show. Good Jobs moms and dads of the new millennium!
For reals?? my girl looks better
I wonder if she is a Spaniard (white), Mestizo, or Mexican Indian?
ehhmm, my guess: clearly, not white, nor mexican indian (definetely)…she’s that what’s called ‘Mestizo’, breed of Native Indian and European. Obviously her direct ascendants are not Mexican Indian, maybe europeans on one side, but mostly sure are mestizos as well.
Who the fuck cares? she’s gorgeous.
Excellent choice.
Wait, the girl from Earth won AGAIN?!
They always fuckin’ win , rigged I tell ya …………RIGGED.
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL!~
Jimena looks like a young Erin Burnett from CNBC
Is she wearing a cuchini? Either that or someone airbrushed the crap out of pic 4 of 10…
Does she have a burrito between her legs?
tastes like chicken…
I miss the pagent contestants of the 80s. Their faces were much more beautiful then and they didn’t look all the same when you lined em up. Their breasts were natural (I am sure a handful of them had boob jobs but most did not) and their skin was very healthy, not overly tanned like this fug chick. She looks like a damn Oompa Loompa.
I don’t think she’s over tanned…. she’s what we call “morena”… you should read more about the differences in the skin color of the different contries in the world….
“Oh noes white people” ??? lol retard
white people don’t always win, and haven’t won in a a while
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Universe
p.s.
south america > central america
Just glad it was not a negro
Glad it wasn’t a White Person, lol
Glad it wasn’t an 1st Nation (Indian), now those are some fucking gross people!
You really need grammar lessons!!!
her legs are full of bruises. plus she forgot to shave her arms.
nice cameltoe shield – or is it a Kotex surfboard?
She can smuggle my drugs any day! ;)
MOre like Oh Noes Black People. They’re the ones who can’t stand Hispanics. Don’t believe me? Just as them. They make no bones about telling you what they think. I guess if the Superficial wanted to stoop to cheap racism to get more views, they’ve succeeded.
That is true. The Negroes in this country fear that they will have to share their welfare with Hispanics.
Absolutely. The blacks and mexicans are also the ones leading the charge against gay marriage. Obviously the leftists will never admit that- they don’t want to lose the power they have left.
The amount of wax it must take to get all of that hair off her has to be mind boggling.
Meh. She’s alright.
I wonder what the girls look like without all the makeup and hair though? They all look caked in it. They look like barbies.
I wonder how much hair she has and where it naturally grows
The same as white or black chicks without makeup, God some people are so STUPID!!!! oh, let’s not forget Racists!!!
Hispanics sometimes have hair on their back, breasts and abdome
Wonder how you know that?? lol, sounds like some cute Hispanic girl turned your ugly-ass down, and your just Hating!!! your comment is just showing how truly stupid you are!!!
yeah! cos that is a Mexican Man you gay! that girl is cute even w/o make up on
She wouldn’t survive 2 minutes in Arizona.
Typical of most Mexicans, she no habla Englais.
No hablas ingles?
Hmmm, do you speak English? Well, Spanish is her native language!!! Wonder if you graduated, you can’t write very well!!!
Are you here illegally? Are you stealing from welfare or WIC?
JEALOUS MUCH?????
Nice to see the unfunny writer now playing a race card with an obvious more serious tone. I wonder what fucking part of ILLEGAL does this tool not understand.
*sigh* Why, Superficial Writer? Why did you have to get all political? I come to this site to get away from that b.s. And by the way, it’s not the fact that there are Mexicans coming into the U.S. It’s the fact that there are ILLEGAL ALIENS coming into the U.S., most of which happen to be Hispanic because we share a border with Mexico, and they are taking jobs, mooching off of our public assistance programs and are helping make the economy worse. Plus, they are smuggling in drugs, and probably the biggest fear, terrorists. I love Hispanic people! I have nothing against them! Most Americans feel the same (there are always some that are just down right racist) And look, their chicks are hot! But please, please stop trying to shove your views down our throats. Keep showing us the hot chicks and stupid celebs.
One more thing; most of us Americans come from immigrant families. If you are going to be here, there is nothing wrong with that. Just be here legally and contribute to society.
Most Hispanics are very hairy but have large jugs. Some have hair on their areolas as well
I’m laughing at your ignorant comment!!
The MAN, the ones with hair on their areolas are men, so you have just confessed you are gay.
That’s Ms Australia youve got there first
Quit hating on her, Racism will never cease, all the jealous ignorant posters, I bet you all claim to be Christians, lol, Hypocrites!!!
She’s hot man. However, she is probably very hairy. Nothing racist there ( in hair)
Who’s the goof who photoshopped-smeared tooled the camel toe in #4 and #6?
What kind of cruel and seriously repressed bit of humanity could do that to such finely lit and previously detailed pixels? Rude!
Not to be confused with Miss California, aka fat mexican girl with 3 dirty kids
Wonder how you know about her kids, maybe your their daddy? aka-sikjaf=stupid jealous Racists!!
WTF!!! you gringos shit think you are. Thats why usa never wins anything because your country is full of shit. So F U C K Y O U USA. VIVA MEXICO CABRONES.
PS: Hey “Americans” Suck my big mexican cock
Dude she’s whiter than 40% of the white people I work with, hardly looks hispanic so calm your racist self before you go all anti USA (which is full of blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, small furry cave dwellers)
She’s a very pretty girl, but as stated above should she really be Ms Universe? Maybe she scored well in the smarts department, I don’t know. Or care
Fucking Wetback, We can’t win anything because we have to give the underdog Mexicans a chance. Can you name me one Mexican war hero who became a hero because he sacrificed his own life for his people? Can you name me any Mexican who invented something, cured something, fought for something, disovered something, achieved something, won something, etc. Why are there so few Mexican professors, medical drs, lawyers, scientists, engineers, etc Because you’re a dumb race of people. LOW IQs. And your women have horrible bodies: big fat backs and arms/shoulders, no asses, skinny shapeless legs, and all look alike and you men are all 4 feet tall with no body hair – your women have more facial hair than you do. That’s why you’re so angry because you know that we’re better at EVERYTHING we do. I lived in El paso and the Julios couldn’t even build a house right. Their AMERICAN project manager had to keep going behind them and have them do it over. You’re all a waste of good oxygen. Why are all your people trying to sneak over here?? Your country’s a joke. And really, who says gringos? Gringo=an American who lives in a better country with better people. Yeah big insult there.
” Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Martin Luther King
You have serious issues my dear erin. Travel a little, read even more.
FUCK YOU, erin. You can’t win anything because a lot of immigrants who come here from an array of countries in the world ACTUALLY FUCKING STUDY and WORK unlike your lazy, fat ass. Face it, ho.
Mexican Doctor: Ignazio Chavez
Mexican Inventor: Juan Lozano
Mexican Artist: Orozco Rivera
Mexican War Hero: Emiliano Zapata
Did I mention the Aztecs?
You big asshole, Im going to give a history lesson right now.
Mexican Inventor: Gonzales Camarena invented tv colors just so a dickhead like you could watch The Simpsons.
Mexican Hero: Juan Escutia and Francisco Villa
Mexican Writer: Octavio Paz won a nobel prize Im pretty sure you do not even know what that is.
Mexican supermodel: Elsa Bentitez
A place like Mexico has way more culture than your ignorant country, can you even find your nose?
And by the way I am a 5,9 beautiful girl proud of being Mexican. Eat your retarded words…
And Im extremely sure that I am more beautiful and smarter than you and yes IM MEXICAN!
What does Oh Noes White people mean?
THE SUPERFICIAL…….
Don´t be ignorant my friend, Im from Mexico City, we have beautiful girls and we are normal peoples too, we cry and smile, we have in Mexico,Mercedes Benz, Ferraris,McDonalds, Gucci, Playstations, Ford, Ihop´s, beautiful cities we are fat, skinny, old and young peoples, white, brown and tall and shorts…Like US!! For Example, I have a great work, my wife has beautifulgreen eyes and she´s white like me, and we have problems too, like racism , violence and all that bullshit!
In cities like Jalisco, Durango, Nuevo Leon, Mexico City, we have sooo beautiful girls, like Miss universe!! If you don´t know about us, please don´t say all that stuff. Look!!!!!! we have cities too!! not just towns with mariachis!!
http://homepage.mac.com/helipilot/.Pictures/vistasaereas/Interlomas.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/254973725_a86475a375.jpg
http://mundialdesudafrica2010.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fotos-marisol-gonzalez-televisa.jpg
http://otovid.com/video/P82WunaVBIs/autos-exoticos-en-mexico.html
Common guys, we have good and bad things!!
Greetings!!
It’s true… over here in Mexico some of us have nice things… we don’t use donkeys as our primary way of transportation and we do have very pretty girls in some cities…. my friend Mars over here is confusing cities with states (what’s up with that?)… the bottom line (heh!) is that generalizations tend to be for the worst at least for us Mexicans… I know there are a lot of us over there in the US and most of those specimen are not our finest… but you should come check us out before making up your mind about us… i believe you will be impressed… not always in a bad way… and… at least you will be better informed….
Why do you even bother to try to convince people how civilized we are, or how white some people can be? there’s no need to prove that there are white, brown, yellow or fucking blue people in Mexico. Who cares???
We have gorgeous girls as we have butt ugly ones… I believe that rule applies to every single place on the planet.
Fuck the haters, embrace the culture and let them be as dimwitted as they can.
Regards.
Thank you.
However, it’s not dim witted to point out the drug war that Mexico is facing….it’s just honest.
Typical Americans. So effin ignorant. Spouting off racist idiotic comments and never having a clue what they are talking about. They think all of us in Canada live in igloos. They don’t have a clue about other countries and so many havent even left their home state. Ignorant pricks.
Nice face. Bad legs.
How do border patrol agents suck at life? They are willing to take a bullet to protect innocent people. Holy shit, why don’t people get that illegal immigration is a crime? And most white people could care less WHO the hell wins this stupid contest. We don’t even care that Miss America doesn’t stand a chance in this stupid contest even if she is the best candidate, just based on the fact that she’s American. Caucasian American women are obsolete.
Douchebag. America should send citizens like you to third world countries where you’ll learn to do… something, anything but spreading the bullshit you’re spreading right now.
Why don’t you go to Mexico and study the history of Mexico?
Oh, wait. You wouldn’t go there, would you? Because the drug dealers and military and other officers would make you piss your pants just by looking at you.
Mexican history? Who would want to read about how beaners got so brown and stupid? If your country and people are so great why are all of you trying to get into America? If Mexico is so great then fucking stay there you stupid wetbacks.
Agree with erin and this person. You others disagreeing with them are ignorant
Not brilliant at all Beanerssuck and erin. Specially from a country of immigrants. Maybe that’s what the native Americans thought of the English, Dutch and all the rest when they got here. I don’t think some reading will make you any good, what you really need is a brain.
Dude one word: Aztecs.
Maybe they are obsolete because they ate all the chocolate that the Mexicans discovered. Americans are fat. Erin has saddlebags!
Erin eats late night Mexican food when she is drunk.
They should have had her climb a fence to accept the crown! Can you imagine the waxing bill for this chic?
dDon’t you have a KKK meeting tonight? Spewing your hatred over a keypad, sad little white person!!!