Miss Teen Delaware Made A Porno, Isn’t Miss Teen Delaware Anymore

The Superficial / February 27, 2013

According to Gawker, shortly after turning 18 last year, then-Miss Teen Delaware International Melissa King found herself short on cash which usually happens when you’ve been in the foster care system since you were 12. So in true American spirit, she pulled herself up by her bootstraps and then wrapped them around some dude’s wiener in a porno video for cash which may or may not be available here: (Crazy NSFW, don’t be stupid.) She later went on to become Miss Teen Delaware USA in November making it a true Cinderella story. Except apparently the state of Delaware disagreed and she resigned her post yesterday which presumably put a kink in her volunteer efforts to help other kids in the foster care system. Because God forbid an 18-year-old who’s had consensual intercourse be allowed to win beauty pageants let alone show her face in public, so can somebody get this woman a burqa. This is America goddammit. We have rules.