‘And Henceforth Them Brazilian Butts Shall Be So Wide, Them Other Brothers Cannot Deny’ – FDR

February 18th, 2013 // 71 Comments

Alright, folks, it’s President’s Day, and now that we’ve caught up on Most Important People and Playmate Instagrams, it’s time for Photo Boy and I to cobble together some semblance of a day off. (“Wah! The poor Internet men had to work for a few hours in their jammies.” I know, I’ll shut up.) So here’s Miss Butt Brazil runner-up Andressa Urach to tide you over until we return tomorrow with marginally funny penis jokes and celebrity breastseses. It’ll be like we never even left.

Photos: Splash News

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    Gordon
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    Loooooooove those bracelets!

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    Hasnofaith
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    She’s barely keeping it together. No fitness all diet.

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    Gordon
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    Loooooooove those bracelets!

  4. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    You people are pathetic. So mad about your own disgusting appearance and mad about your pathetic lives you have nothing better to do than sit on here and bash this beautiful girl. You people sick and disgusting.

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    donkeylicks
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    With their sunglasses..

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    Alan Alda's Nutsack
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    Holy poor diet Batman. Bet she takes big smelly dumps for an hour at a time.

    That physique takes hard work of drinking large coffee with extra cream, 3-5 times a day and smoking a few packs of darts daily.

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    She is spectacular — so much so that the old duffer just inhaled a bite of his donut down the wrong pipe. QUICK…someone perform the Heimlich maneuver on the old guy while I perform the Hind-Lick maneuver on that hot chick!

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    samba
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    yes very much ok

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    Cronos
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    Wouldn’t mind giving her a Full on Cardiac Arrest and try to revive her.

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    Mieme
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    Aphrodite Kallipygos je remplirais cet âne si complet de sperme il clapoterait autour de quand elle a marché!

  11. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    Check out the botched lipo on her stomach

  12. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    In the words of Johnny Bravo – Whoa, momma.

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