‘And Henceforth Them Brazilian Butts Shall Be So Wide, Them Other Brothers Cannot Deny’ – FDR
Alright, folks, it’s President’s Day, and now that we’ve caught up on Most Important People and Playmate Instagrams, it’s time for Photo Boy and I to cobble together some semblance of a day off. (“Wah! The poor Internet men had to work for a few hours in their jammies.” I know, I’ll shut up.) So here’s Miss Butt Brazil runner-up Andressa Urach to tide you over until we return tomorrow with marginally funny penis jokes and celebrity breastseses. It’ll be like we never even left.
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