‘And Henceforth Them Brazilian Butts Shall Be So Wide, Them Other Brothers Cannot Deny’ – FDR

February 18th, 2013 // 71 Comments

Alright, folks, it’s President’s Day, and now that we’ve caught up on Most Important People and Playmate Instagrams, it’s time for Photo Boy and I to cobble together some semblance of a day off. (“Wah! The poor Internet men had to work for a few hours in their jammies.” I know, I’ll shut up.) So here’s Miss Butt Brazil runner-up Andressa Urach to tide you over until we return tomorrow with marginally funny penis jokes and celebrity breastseses. It’ll be like we never even left.

Photos: Splash News

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    Toe Jam
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    Come on, God. Now your just being cruel.

  2. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
    The Old Man
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    And I settled for a donut? FML

  3. Brazil is such a shithole. I really don’t understand the fascination with white women from their country that happen to have big asses.

    • Luci Fehrman

      Umm, Brazilian women are considered white because?…….

      • LooneyToon

        Cuz 70% of the brazilian population are white with european roots dumbass!

      • Gus

        Actually its population is very mixed. There were indians when the europeans got there. Then there was black slavery. Then italian, Chinese, Spanish (and more) immigration. You can find all kinds of people on the street, it’s fascinating.

    • @socialcomment: What in the fuck does their skin color have to do with anything, and who says men are “fascinated” with the Brazilian women any more than they are with any other beautiful women? You sound like a racist pig. Or maybe a really fat “chick of color” with a Kim Kardashian ass…

    • Gus

      your brain sounds like more of a shithole than the country you don’t even fckin know.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Very nice….but I’m surprised they didnt pick a bigger one given its Brazil

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    Deacon Jones
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    There’s always 3 horny old guys, saying it all..

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    Monsignor Nelson
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    That gap is not big enough to drive that bus through
    … but it’s close.

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    The Ghost
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    after she’s done with her jog, I’d like to put my face right in that big ol’ sweaty camel toe

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    Db
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    BOING

  9. alex

    I like that peep hole.

  10. The runner up? Let’s hope that Photo Boy has a big enough budget to buy pictures of the winner next year.

  11. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    nice tummy tuck bitch

  12. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    please color your hair and hide your face stupid hoe

  13. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
    SuperDave
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    Please bring back the Zoom feature.

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    gross
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    nice male butt!

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    Jaime
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    Can you say, “Thunder Thighs?”

  16. Egotatsic has more of her – but topless. Not as great as it sounds. But there ARE bare boobies, and it’s a Monday, so there it is.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    What you didn’t see in this picture was me standing a few feet behind her. Long story short… I have to log off now because the prison library closes soon.

  18. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    First: Camel Toe Bingo!

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    Mike
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    Hey that guy dresses the same as me, could it be my long lost twin brother who was lost at sea and ironically wanted by the Federales

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    the crazy betty
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    it’s sad when your ass looks better than your face.

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    the crazy betty
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    rootstra

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    the crazy betty
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    she looks so fresh and clean with that tattoo.

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    Cock Dr
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    This is the better side.
    You don’t see the horrid belly tattoo.

  24. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t think that incredible waist to hip ratio is natural.

  25. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Such a talented young woman.

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    Fishballs
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    I’d like to store expensive cheeses in there.

  27. ESPNfapfapfap

    Meh. It’s a constructed ass within a lipo’d body, just like KK in her prime. If butt is your fixation just find some competitive female track athletes. Stay away from the sprinters (shemales) and the long-distance runners (anorexic). Middle-distance = prime butt & legs.

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    bernard
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    it seems her suit has a built-in change purse

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    Chavabirria
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    OMG look at those legs so yummi

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    Chavabirria
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    google her name youll find naked pics of her in this beach

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    Misana
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    That photo looks very strange, her left leg.. Airbrush anyone?

  32. I’m usually up to pretty much anything, but this is a friggin’ train wreck.

  33. I have no idea where all of the hatred came from tonight. This woman if gorgeous. Perhaps she’s not PERFECT, but then I don’t believe the plan was to crucify her either.

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    That;s what they call a Brazilian Python right?

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Thru the ‘gap’, you can see her huge ass cheeks hangin’ down !

    Awesome !

  36. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    ugh.
    needs more tattoo.

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    Gin&Tonic
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    not bad but the tumor on her right leg kinda distracts

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    Gin&Tonic
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    from the waist up I’m with the old guy in the background, waist down those are some ugly ass legs

  39. Al

    the legs are almost all cut on the photos… can’t reframe them a little lower?

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    Skeets
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    Urach is awesome, but your Urass is better!

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    sausagelegs
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    ugly short sausage legs …
    no way !
    ugly face …
    implants …
    ya’ll can keep that ! lol nasty …

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    Chris
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    Does
    shit really come out of this ass

  43. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    Nice trashtoos.

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    jermlvr
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    Someones had some lipo…or a cesarean. That looks like Tera Reids stomach

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    jermlvr
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    THUNDER THIGHS!

  46. Andressa Urach Miss Butt Brazil Bikini
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    Um, yeah… can we keep just the ass, please ?

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    raaj
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    this is called perfect butt

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    claire
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    Gosh she and I have the same outfit for jogging!!!

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    tool
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    @ sausage legs and you can keep your hand. As if you have any opportunities for rejection

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