Alright, folks, it’s President’s Day, and now that we’ve caught up on Most Important People and Playmate Instagrams, it’s time for Photo Boy and I to cobble together some semblance of a day off. (“Wah! The poor Internet men had to work for a few hours in their jammies.” I know, I’ll shut up.) So here’s Miss Butt Brazil runner-up Andressa Urach to tide you over until we return tomorrow with marginally funny penis jokes and celebrity breastseses. It’ll be like we never even left.
Photos: Splash News
Come on, God. Now your just being cruel.
And I settled for a donut? FML
Brazil is such a shithole. I really don’t understand the fascination with white women from their country that happen to have big asses.
Umm, Brazilian women are considered white because?…….
Cuz 70% of the brazilian population are white with european roots dumbass!
Actually its population is very mixed. There were indians when the europeans got there. Then there was black slavery. Then italian, Chinese, Spanish (and more) immigration. You can find all kinds of people on the street, it’s fascinating.
@socialcomment: What in the fuck does their skin color have to do with anything, and who says men are “fascinated” with the Brazilian women any more than they are with any other beautiful women? You sound like a racist pig. Or maybe a really fat “chick of color” with a Kim Kardashian ass…
your brain sounds like more of a shithole than the country you don’t even fckin know.
Very nice….but I’m surprised they didnt pick a bigger one given its Brazil
There’s always 3 horny old guys, saying it all..
That gap is not big enough to drive that bus through
… but it’s close.
after she’s done with her jog, I’d like to put my face right in that big ol’ sweaty camel toe
BOING
I like that peep hole.
The runner up? Let’s hope that Photo Boy has a big enough budget to buy pictures of the winner next year.
nice tummy tuck bitch
Looks like she was lipo’d by Tara Reid’s doctor :0
please color your hair and hide your face stupid hoe
Please bring back the Zoom feature.
nice male butt!
i thought ray charles was dead. apparently he still chimes in over here.
Can you say, “Thunder Thighs?”
Egotatsic has more of her – but topless. Not as great as it sounds. But there ARE bare boobies, and it’s a Monday, so there it is.
Ah yes…the good old days when Fish wasnt afraid to show some nipples….
What you didn’t see in this picture was me standing a few feet behind her. Long story short… I have to log off now because the prison library closes soon.
First: Camel Toe Bingo!
Hey that guy dresses the same as me, could it be my long lost twin brother who was lost at sea and ironically wanted by the Federales
it’s sad when your ass looks better than your face.
rootstra
Tastes like chicken
she looks so fresh and clean with that tattoo.
This is the better side.
You don’t see the horrid belly tattoo.
But you do see the onset of varicose veins.
I don’t think that incredible waist to hip ratio is natural.
Such a talented young woman.
I’d like to store expensive cheeses in there.
Meh. It’s a constructed ass within a lipo’d body, just like KK in her prime. If butt is your fixation just find some competitive female track athletes. Stay away from the sprinters (shemales) and the long-distance runners (anorexic). Middle-distance = prime butt & legs.
it seems her suit has a built-in change purse
OMG look at those legs so yummi
google her name youll find naked pics of her in this beach
That photo looks very strange, her left leg.. Airbrush anyone?
I’m usually up to pretty much anything, but this is a friggin’ train wreck.
I have no idea where all of the hatred came from tonight. This woman if gorgeous. Perhaps she’s not PERFECT, but then I don’t believe the plan was to crucify her either.
That;s what they call a Brazilian Python right?
Thru the ‘gap’, you can see her huge ass cheeks hangin’ down !
Awesome !
ugh.
needs more tattoo.
not bad but the tumor on her right leg kinda distracts
from the waist up I’m with the old guy in the background, waist down those are some ugly ass legs
the legs are almost all cut on the photos… can’t reframe them a little lower?
Urach is awesome, but your Urass is better!
ugly short sausage legs …
no way !
ugly face …
implants …
ya’ll can keep that ! lol nasty …
Does
shit really come out of this ass
Nice trashtoos.
Someones had some lipo…or a cesarean. That looks like Tera Reids stomach
THUNDER THIGHS!
Um, yeah… can we keep just the ass, please ?
this is called perfect butt
Gosh she and I have the same outfit for jogging!!!