September 16th, 2013 // 90 Comments
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Apparently something besides Breaking Bad was on last night, (What for? Who the fuck knows?) and it was the Miss America pageant which crowned Miss New York Nina Davuluri the winner opening a racist butthurt wormhole over the Internet because she’s one of those brown looking people from the Middle East. Or, I dunno, a natural-born American citizen of Indian descent who practices Hinduism, but let’s just call her a Muslim terrorist who caused 9/11 anyway, said shit-pieces of humanity on Twitter. Which is strange because I could’ve sworn I’ve been repeatedly told racism is over in America because we elected a black president, so I’ll just assume these are his New Secret West Coast Black Panthers trying to make white people look bad. God, the trickery never ends with their kind.

NOTE: These are screencapped from Buzzfeed because these people are, understandably, deleting this shit, and hopefully learning a valuable lesson of racism: Keep it secret and quiet, and then implement it once you’re in a position of power which you will be because you’re white. Amirite? High fives!

Racist Miss America Tweets

Too bad India isn’t even an Arabic country, nor is AMERICA where Nina Davuluri was born, but I realize that’s getting too far advanced for these people. The important thing here is that an actual Arab didn’t win one of our beauty contests because surely Satan would emerge from the mantle of Earth and devour us whole if that ever happened. I have foreseen it.

In the meantime, here are the fucknozzles who thought Nina’s win was way too close to the anniversary of 9/11, a terrorist attack committed by Muslims from Saudi Arabia, not Hindus from Indi- I’m wasting my fingers even typing this.

Racist Miss America Tweets

And now for the part where I genuinely feel bad for Miss Kansas Theresa Vail who’s getting dragged into this shitstorm because she’s a country-type blonde who lost to a “gotdamn terrorist,” and judging by her Twitter, is handling her defeat gracefully with poise and class on top of being a soldier who fights for all Americans to live and worship freely:

Miss Kansas Real Miss America

So Theresa Vail should’ve won because she likes huntin’ and shootin’? Jesus Christ. How about a more intelligent argument like she has bigger tits? It’s simple, it’s to the point, and most importantly, if true, unmasks the real terrorism at the very heart of this situation. It’s like you aren’t even trying.

Photos: Getty


  1. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    God bless the US and A!

    • AnotherRuskie

      Nothing against cafe late, but she’s not “Miss World material” and has average looking knees and thinghs.
      I see better looking women than her and that white trash Miss Kansas in 5 minutes watching the catwalk-strutters pass by in a cafe in Moscow…

  2. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Butt Plugger
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want, but that bitch is fine!!!

    • I hear ya, Butt Plugger. Fuck all the rest of you racist cocksuckers. This gal is gorgeous. And no matter what — no matter where you look — there is always a more beautiful woman somewhere or other.

  3. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to see her and Reese Witherspoon in a chin fight cage match.

  4. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t it illegal for Ms. America contestants to have a farmer’s tan?

  5. I think a handful of tweets is an extremely accurate barometer of race relations in America.


    • Griefer

      Twitter is a sewer where you can find whatever garbage you’re looking for.

    • Mike Walker

      I love how a dozen tweets are enough that news organizations can claim that the pageant was “marred by racist tweets”. There are racist comments being spewed about everything on Twitter, Youtube, blog comments, etc by white, black and asian peoples constantly. Using their logic, every event is “marred” by racism. Tweets are no more official than any other comment.

  6. Guesty

    She is gorgeous but apparently a fatty fat fat hater – and her thighs should’ve tipped her off to the fact that she’s going to be a fan of Lane Bryant before she’s 32.

  7. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    I'm scared says
    Commented on this photo:

    don’t you pull that Voodoo shit on me!

  8. alex

    At least she’s not a gorgeous blond haired, blue-eyed, stunner! Man we hate those.

    How about a red head for a change?

  9. I don’t see the problem with the criticism. It’s not racism to point out that non-white women just aren’t attractive.

  10. Racist tweets from ignorant people? That’s so 21st Century.

  11. If the war on racism or whatever other -ism isn’t over until everyone’s heart and mind is won over, have fun with that and prepare yourself for a lifetime of butthurtedness.

    How about we ferret out state sponsored discrimination and civil rights issues and quit thinking that some dumbshits on twitter can have their minds changed or pretending that their opinions make fuck worth of difference.

    • Also, are we really gonna get butthurt that some dumbshits on twitter are racist in the context of a contest where women are paraded around in bikinis like show animals at a county fair?

      • Fair point. I love how we’re just supposed to pretend we don’t realize how incredibly sexist and objectifying beauty pageants are, mostly because beauty pageants are of interest ONLY to other women. It’s not like there were men out there watching Miss America with a bowl of popcorn because the only other option was watching “breaking bad”.

        This shit is for chicks to participate in, for other chicks to watch, and other chicks to complain about it being so sexist.

      • Part of it is the idea that parading around your hot ass and spectacular titties like it is, or because it is, your only appreciable skill is “embracing one’s sexuality” and considered some sort of feminism to some women.

        I’d like to find the dude that came with that idea so I can high five him.

      • Deacon Jones

        Yeah so would I

      • Uh, I think I’ll pass on giving a high-five on the dude who came with that idea.

      • cc

        Pretty much. I didn’t even know it was going on until the whole ‘controversy’ broke out.

      • Why does anybody still watch this shit? The women aren’t really good looking, intelligent, or talented, so who cares? What really mystifies me is wearing bikinis with high heels. Also, why call it a ‘scholarship’ competition, awarding scholarships when almost all the contestants are in their 20′s – if you couldn’t get into college at 18 like everybody else, then you’re too stupid to go.

      • They could probably increase the viewership (is that even a word?) if they instituted “The Topless Competition.”

        *(I just looked up “viewership” and it is, indeed, a word!)*

  12. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotdammit, Fish. They’re tekken err jaobs!

  13. Instagram and Twitter should both be put on a rocket and fired into the sun. It would be a great first step towards hiding the stupid people.

  14. Ron B.

    I would totally motor boat the twin towers of the new Miss America and crash my airplane of love into her Pentagon.

    Never forget.

    And stay classy America.

  15. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They still have a Miss America contest?
    Does anyone watch it? Why? For talent like this?

  16. lol @ a miss america dancing like a foreigner AAND without a sex tape?
    get trump on the phone. now.

  17. Boring

    That’s nice Fish that can pump out your chest and brag how morally superior you are to a bunch of troglodyte fucktards.

    Meanwhile, I’m going to brag that I know how television works and mosquitoes don’t. I’m smarter!! Take that, world.

  18. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    How does she hide 3.5oz containers of liquid explosives in this outfit?

  19. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    I just used some enhanced interrogation methods on my penis.

  20. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    Nina, sweetie, you only need the knee-pads for the Miss USA Pageant. Ms. America is a Trump-free scholarship competition!

  21. Big Balls

    She sure looked awful dark to me! And get it straight, OBAMA’S no spook, he’s half white, half black, so HUSSEIN’S not our first blackie Pres!

    • Can you make sure to go put your scrotum in the microwave for an hour? We don’t need your little swimmers lowering the IQ of the gene pool any worse than it already is.

    • yes, she looks like a black woman only her hair and eyelashes don’t become detached at night and the weight of her will only break a few of your ribs as opposed to crushing the life force out of you. She is Indian. That is how they look. Most are highly unattractive. Few are ok like this broad. So yeah, she looks nothing like a Mid Easterner, so rest easy. There is NO connection between the curry powders and the Mid East. You people have been bombing the shit out of the Mid East for over a decade (this last time around) and you don’t even know India is not located anywhere in the region? Middle East: Palestine, Lebanon, Iran, Syria, Jordan, Turkey, Afghanistan, Iraq and yes the north African countries like Tunisia, Morocco and Egypt. Get a fucking map people!

  22. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    Hindus believe that divine beings exist in unseen worlds and that temple worship, rituals, sacraments and personal devotionals create a communion with these devas and Gods.

    I believe that something divine, with which I’d love to personally commune, is hidden within them there tiger stripes.

  23. Damn, she’s fine!

  24. Griefer

    Maybe she can run for governor of a southern state. I hear they elect her kind down there.

  25. crb

    I demand to see her Birth Certificate!!!

    … and by ‘certificate’, I mean ‘ladytown’.

    Never Forget, Ali G. said it best: http://youtu.be/_5qryIjyQJE?t=15m9s

  26. leila

    This is a big country filled with a whole lot of fucktarded people. I think the most surprising thing about this is that racism trumps tits and ass. Because I am a straight woman who thinks this woman is hot. What’s happening to this country when brain-less pieholes stick to their moronic values even in the face of this woman in a bikini?!? I am filled with fear now.

    • It’s because there isn’t one booty pic in the bunch. If there had been butt pics, nary a negative word would have been heard.

      I don’t really know, I just want to see the back of this little cutie.

  27. malaka

    i think that you are confusing the word certificate with the word canal

  28. cc

    Has anyone seen her birth certificate? No?! Doesn’t that make you suspicious?

  29. Slash

    I am shocked that stupid people wrote stupid things on Twitter. That place is like a modern-day Algonquin Round Table. In fact, I believe Dorothy Parker was once heard to exclaim, “YOLO!” while downing her 20th martini.

  30. kitttykat

    the real problem here is that shes fat for pageant standards no wonder the south American countrys kick our ass all the time.

  31. Biggie

    Funny how the education level in the US Has fallen threw the ground lately, that India has become an arab country lol.. Seriously now, Its like Canada being part of the US.. So Sad to see how much ignorance there is still in the US when it comes to such issues!!

  32. anonym

    She’s not that hot compared to other women who have been in the pageant, or even other Indian girls. She looks like a typical Indian, but the judges think that’s exotic or some shit.

    I didn’t watch the show, but I’m guessing everyone else fucked up on the interview questions and Nina was the only semi-articulate one.

  33. Jenn

    I thought she was pretty. WTF is the problem, she’s American.

  34. Mike Walker

    No post on the shooting today, so you can be sure the shooter’s not white.

  35. Cat's Meow

    It’s not the fact that she is of Indian descent that bothers me, it’s her nose.

    But her winnings will fix that, so carry on…

  36. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I can smell the curry on her from here. Don’t really go for this type of looks. Racist? Maybe.

  37. Do any of you fucktards not know that Indians are NOT Middle Eastern? If you knew what a Mid Eastern person looked like, you can check them out at the morgue where you put hundreds of thousands of them, you would know this woman does not look even 1% Mid Eastern. India has ZERO to do with the Mid East. You think you are mad that a “mid Eastern” woman won the ugly-bitches-with money pageant, well tell a Mid Eastern person you think this ugly Indian broad is from their region and you will see mad. And yeah, the trailer trash from kansas who needs gum surgery and a face transplant should have won, much more accurate to the spirit and looks of America. I see better looking woman in the morning at starbucks, and that goes for both these unsightly broads.

  38. Nina Davuluri Miss America 2014
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    You racist motherfuckers !
    She’s not a friggin’ “arab” at all !
    She’s a dot head INDIAN for chissakes………
    [not a 'whoo whoo' injun]

  39. MrChief

    Ms. America is Indian!
    This video says it all: http://youtu.be/8oOKBrJdER0

  40. I don’t care where she is from, She won’t talk to me,sate me or leave her curtains open so I can watch her undress.

  41. Penelope

    She has an ugly droopy nose, close set eyes, and an ugly smile. She ain’t purty.

  42. She’s wife material.

  43. Mambojambo77

    All I can say is that this Indian-American lady is nothing special and compared to the other contestants she was not the most pretty one. There are really pretty Indian women like Aishwaryah Rai but this one is not special.
    This Indian girl was meant to win, she was chosen as a winner before the contest even started by the liberal beauty pageant organizers.
    This is one more possibility to force the “dark is better than white” concept down the masses throats. And a possibility for the jewish liberal owned media to portray white America as racist and backwards just because they like their own kind of people. It´s normal and absolutely healthy that one likes its own “tribe” and that´s the reason why multicultural societies – like the US – will never work.

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